Yoda Balboa

Yo, strength flows from lethal fists, these
Coz, am I not, the dark-sided Casanova?
Anger, fear, and pain to they
Who respect me not one iota.

Yet for my first fight, see I not,
The force of that USA flagged toga.
He, yes, knocked this goon about
Almost sending me into a coma.

Yo doc, called I, it hurts so bad,
But it not where it’s suppoda.
Yeah, me it is, don’t you know
Doc?  Me, is it not, Yoda Balboa.

Yo Adrienne, doc said me,
To imbibe, yes, a gallon of soda.
And used force, did I on the poor doc,
So as not to pay what I owe’da.

The pain subside, did it, yes
After gulping gallons, three, of cola.
Never again do I ever fight
Until part II, of Yoda Balboa.

For To Yoda, an Ode contest

Copyright © | Year Posted 2013



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Date: 2/22/2015 9:34:00 PM
What a combo, Yoda and Rocky, love it. Though I don't think I'll try "gulping gallons, three, of cola" :)
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Date: 3/27/2013 4:46:00 PM
David, :-) like the winning poem, Congrats~SKAT
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Date: 3/25/2013 10:15:00 AM
HAAAA!...Awesome, David.
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Date: 3/23/2013 12:21:00 AM
ahaha, methinks I see a parody. You made the contest quite unique and interesting with this entry.
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Date: 3/22/2013 4:42:00 PM
Congratulations David....Donna
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Date: 3/22/2013 4:27:00 PM
DAVID, a nice winning poem... many congrats :-).... always & forever* PD
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Date: 3/22/2013 12:45:00 PM
Congrats David on your win. Connie
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Date: 3/22/2013 11:00:00 AM
This was a clever write, congrats! Jen
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Date: 3/22/2013 9:18:00 AM
This really made me laugh!!!! So clever!!
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Date: 3/22/2013 6:34:00 AM
Congrats......Seren
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Date: 3/22/2013 5:57:00 AM
Excellent poem it be! Fight like Jedi, write like Yoda, you do. On your win congratulations we give!
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Date: 3/22/2013 5:54:00 AM
Many congrats on your winning spot David xx
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