Best Yoda Poems
Solitude: To Yoda, An OdeGreen bark a prism creates,
Feel the pull of earth, you must.
Rotates, a slime of endless hates,
Can hold me not, this world’s crust.
Friendship’s ties, isolation Deflates,
Succumbs, my spaceship, to bitter rust.
Mist, my soul forever permeates,
Lift-off, booms the rocket’s thrust.
My spirit when light returns, elates,
Swamps swell, swallowed...
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Categories:
yoda, adventure, angst, confusion, dark,
Form:
Bio
A Yoda Haiku 11-04-14Thought light I left on
But jus the Full Moon it was
Sleep now to I get....
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Categories:
yoda, nature,
Form:
Haiku
Yoda Stole My SodaWhile I wasn't looking, somebody stole my soda.
I quickly learned that it was Jedi Master Yoda.
I walked over to his table and we exchanged words.
I really got mad when that dwarf flipped me a bird.
I beat the hell out of him, whooping him wasn't hard...
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Categories:
yoda, funny, hilarious, humorous,
Form:
Rhyme
To Yoda, OdaWalks on Dagobah weirdo
Himself, smiling sadly.
Yoda is hidden for a reason -
Can not find it now does
There comes a time - Luke Skywalker arrives
Yoda knows
That - on purpose.
There comes a time - the specter of Ben reports
That of Hoth
Spring begins.
Master Yoda hiding here for many...
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Categories:
yoda, science fiction, time, time,
Form:
Ode
To Yoda An Ode ContestThe man looked at his twinkle
Shucks what's become of me
I used to rise and shine
Now all i do is pee
Yoda said, "Size doesn't matter
Saying take a look at me
I have the force behind me"
But still I am so twee
"Come close and feel the force
Around us,...
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Categories:
yoda, funny,
Form:
Rhyme
YodaHello my green, little friend
don't mess with him or you'll have an end.
Alive over eight hundred years,
with his powers, he disappears.
Teaching is one of his strengths,
except for his lengths.
He may be a little bald,
as long as the rest aren't appalled.
Even if he's greenery,
he blends in...
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Categories:
yoda, adventure, dream, fantasy, imagination,
Form:
Free verse
Yoda Speakwarned have you been,
You for danger coming,
It face do you?
Hide Nowhere to you have!...
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Categories:
yoda, celebrity,
Form:
Free verse
Yoda BalboaYo, strength flows from lethal fists, these
Coz, am I not, the dark-sided Casanova?
Anger, fear, and pain to they
Who respect me not one iota.
Yet for my first fight, see I not,
The force of that USA flagged toga.
He, yes, knocked this goon about
Almost sending me into a...
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Categories:
yoda, humorous, me, pain, me,
Form:
Quatrain
Ode To YodaHindsight, as a gift good it would be
Ours if only to have it we could
Misery, to stop it for you and me
People not to meet, good be that would.
Hearts broken, not they would be
Heartbreak, not happen it would
Love true, we would see
Hindsight, as a gift,...
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Categories:
yoda, confusion,
Form:
Rhyme
Master Jedi YodaYoda you are not
Spiritual may forgot
Creature green and small
A Jedi, your size, be you tall
With words of meanings small
Your language known be all
To many with imaginations,bright
Be they to wield their saber light.
Imagination dark and light yield
Jedi be, force is sealed
Vadar and boy son he...
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Categories:
yoda, childhood, imagination,
Form:
Rhyme
Style YodaWell, I want to talk like Yoda
Sophisticatedly
Twisting grammer, backwards round
Sounds like poetry
Do this, I know, can I
A man wise, think, I'll be
Speaking just like Yoda
With little difficulty
So, Rhyming you, trouble have
It's as easy as can be
Yoda Speaking, just like
Makes Rhyming easily
"May the force, with...
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Categories:
yoda, funny, humorous, poems, satire,
Form:
Rhyme
Yoda
An ode-a to Yoda love I,
in language I’ll understand, try.
Completely, the words are awry
and no rhyme nor reason, comply
Could please, someone now clarify
and give me a lucid reply;
then tell me right now, why oh why
he can’t talk all proper – like I?
~
For Jim'S ...
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Categories:
yoda, confusion, education, mystery, me,
Form:
Verse
Yoda SpeaksMake laughter out of bafflement
And meet the wind as dawn arises
Watch for signs when day declines
It tells a truth that will not lie
The sun will rise, the sun will set
It comes and goes with no regret
Some things will change our restless world
But be assured upon...
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Categories:
yoda, inspirational, introspection, sun,
Form:
Free verse
YodaYoda was the rad dog
Rad enough to sing
Singing all the bad songs
Sad enough to sting
Cryin for the bad hounds
Howling in the wind
Vibing out for sad songs
Warbling as he spinned
Growling for the mad dog
Courser as he grinned
Blurten out the sad songs
Sweeter on the wind...
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Categories:
yoda, 6th grade, 8th grade,
Form:
Quatrain
We Used To Like Yoda Now We Like GolfWe used to like Yoda
we used to like Gandalf
we used to like The Power Rangers
but now we just like Golf
remember days with Pog cards
they were flipping bad
mornings with your rock hard
and now we're going mad
Back when we were young
all was...
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Categories:
yoda, humorous, life,
Form:
Rhyme