Best Yoda Poems

Green bark a prism creates,
Feel the pull of earth, you must.

Rotates, a slime of endless hates,
Can hold me not, this world’s crust.

Friendship’s ties, isolation Deflates,
Succumbs,...

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Thought light I left on
But jus the Full Moon it was
Sleep now to I get....

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While I wasn't looking, somebody stole my soda.
I quickly learned that it was Jedi Master Yoda.
I walked over to his table and we exchanged words.
I...

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Walks on Dagobah weirdo
Himself, smiling sadly.
Yoda is hidden for a reason -
Can not find it now does

There comes a time - Luke Skywalker arrives
Yoda knows
That...

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The man looked at his twinkle
Shucks what's become of me
I used to rise and shine
Now all i do is pee

Yoda said, "Size doesn't matter
Saying take...

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Hello my green, little friend
don't mess with him or you'll have an end.
Alive over eight hundred years,
with his powers, he disappears.
Teaching is one of his...

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warned have you been,
You for danger coming,
It face do you?
Hide Nowhere to you have!...

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Yo, strength flows from lethal fists, these
Coz, am I not, the dark-sided Casanova?
Anger, fear, and pain to they
Who respect me not one iota.

Yet for my...

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Hindsight, as a gift good it would be
Ours if only to have it we could
Misery, to stop it for you and me
People not to meet,...

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I shall but send a fluffy Jedi …for the mythic unicorn already lives in you.


To PD from N.O.


*according to biologist Dr. Myron Shekell, Washington University,...

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Yoda says the force running biz is
But each ER worker's a wiz
And spot it they can
The treatment right ban
Which siphons their wonderful rizz
...

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Yoda clever was right on cue
And Obie did swell tae kwon do
But one day unique
In star wars double speak
Must be "May the 4th" be with...

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On Halloween the children play,
Dressed in fun costumes they sashay,
Through neighborhoods at dusk of day,
They make their way, they make their way.

Pirates and faeries, witches...

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Made you the creator has
Third person you are
A game if u will
Controlled vessel by soul
Truth and Knowledge seeks you
Find it you must
Plant, fish ,land animal...

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I watched this strange flick 
while I was a young chick
Involving space and futuristic beings
So many handsome men creating steam

Two men it seemed in love...

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