Very Weird Poems

The Somnambulist

...Last night I was a somnambulist.
I strolled about in a snowy white mist,
then took to swinging on a branch
that I found upon our 3-acre ranch.
I told my dad, it was very weird.
He said it was th...

The Very Weird And Wonderful World Of Place Names: UK And US Edition

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I: THE UK

Poling, Patching, Nether Wallop, 
Matching Tye and Droop

Plumpton, Lickfold, Puddletown, 
Westward Ho! and Throop.

Hole of Horcum, New Invention,
Boghe...

A Stone Buried In the Sands

...There is once a dark-colored stone buried in the sands that was discovered by a young, small girl playing and digging not too far from the shore.  And being so ecstatic of her discovery, she showed t...

An Unwelcome Visitor In Soup Creek

...In the saloon Tom, Jenna and Tania were talking about Christmas week 
They wanted to spread some cheer for the good folks of Soup Creek 
Tom thought  Milton would make a good Santa and hoped he...

No Title, Yet - 34

...As I sit here and ponder
About words someone once said,
My mind can’t help but wander.
They keep floating in my head.

Words so simple and easy,
So much rattling around.
But they tend to escap...

Leaving Vietnam

...“Get your crap together, we’re leaving,” were the words but the
Cobwebs in my brain block out who said them. We started throwing things,
clearing out as dumpsters arrived with the Vietnamese. We th...

Mind Walking

...Not asleep. Night in front of me, no stars.
Dark inside my eyes,
I knuckle them, sparks, beams strafe head
             Shoot out of nowhere to nowhere.
Only now can I walk around my mind, tell i...

Blues In the Background

...My life was so exciting and busy, but still I was dissatisfied,
For my job was going nowhere, like blooms with noplace to hide.

I had for long had a dream, of becoming a world famous singer,
But...

Bet You Don'T Like To Read Poems

...Nicely penned poems are very rare to be adored.
The brilliant wisdom expressed through words is always being ignored.
People care less about sharing what poets want to convey.
They care more about...

You'Re a Weirdo

...You are so very weird
Your weirdness shines true
There are so very few,
Who are weirder than you.

You see, weirdness is relative
Weirdness is wacky
But the right kind of weirdness
Makes true...

Cockroach Lovers

...COCKROACH LOVERS

Mind:

If: you ever come across a cockroach lover, avoid them like mad
They are either so very weird or very desperately lonely and sad

Indiana Shaw . . . ; )...

The Human Condition

...Humans are the strangest creatures on the planet
Able to create the most amazing structures and gadgets
Yet we seem destined to destroy
With war-like tactics we employ
What is wrong with ...

The Bicycle Club

...Way back, we had a bicycle club
We put cards in the spokes for noise
In a town named Independence
But started by "Wichita" boys

Pat and Mike, the Adams brothers
Named after Irish born humor
W...

Five Limericks

...Inspired by Joseph Mays limerick contest.
(not for contest )
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A mischievous chef known as McMurray 
For a joke put Epsom salts in the curry
The...

Sterotypes

...It's not fair,
when people say,
I'm very weird,
just because I'm gay.

I am not dumb, 
don't go telling lies,
Don't judge me 'cause I'm blonde,
open up your eyes.

I am not weak,
just beca...

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