Long Very weird Poems

My life was so exciting and busy, but still I was dissatisfied,
For my job was going nowhere, like blooms with noplace to hide.

I had for long had a dream, of becoming a world famous singer,
But...

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THE UK

Poling, Patching, Nether Wallop, 
Matching Tye and Droop

Plumpton, Lickfold, Puddletown, 
Westward Ho! and Throop.

Hole of Horcum, New Invention,
Boghead, Frome, Cat's Ash

North Piddle, Staines and Pen*stone,
Wash Dyke, East Breast and Flash.

Six Mile Bottom, Mudford Sock,
Wetwood,...

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The years passed, things never did get better..
Her Garden Club was the only thing that held her together
The mental abuse had taken it’s toll...
As far as he was concerned he owned her soul..
She now felt...

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“Get your crap together, we’re leaving,” were the words but the
Cobwebs in my brain block out who said them. We started throwing things,
clearing out as dumpsters arrived with the Vietnamese. We throw in  ...

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> Walking into that bar
>
> That nefarious den of
> iniquity and evilness
>
> Twenty drinks too sober
> The scent of bad craziness
>
> Hung in the air
> Like an over ripe mango
> Desperately seeking to have
> sex
>...

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In the saloon Tom, Jenna and Tania were talking about Christmas week 
They wanted to spread some cheer for the good folks of Soup Creek 
Tom thought  Milton would make a good Santa and...

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OF ROY AND PINCH BANDITS

Claims Roy one day
to have been approached
by an angel of GOD
alleges the said angel
brought him news
news that he would pass to glory
complete with day and time...

Come the day... Roy
arranges meeting with...

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I was once really new to our Poetry Soup,
and I knew I should try to join in with the group;
post my poems on-site to be read by a few,
and then give it a whirl, join...

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Not asleep. Night in front of me, no stars.
Dark inside my eyes,
I knuckle them, sparks, beams strafe head
             Shoot out of nowhere to...

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There some who prefer loneliness
And there are some who just put up with it
There are some who say they aren't lonely
But in fact, there are many
However, I prefer to be by myself
For there are many...

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PART I.

I.
each night...
I think about the moment when we'll vanish 
on the doormat of an empty house
because I know some day they will come - 
the malignant conquistadors and their moon colored hounds
when this century...

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As I sit here and ponder
About words someone once said,
My mind can’t help but wander.
They keep floating in my head.

Words so simple and easy,
So much rattling around.
But they tend to escape me.
I won’t stop until...

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Wait what is this, I'm all still and warm like fresh pie
This is sooo weird because for a minute I thought I was about to die
Is this death then, black all around you, can't move...

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There is once a dark-colored stone buried in the sands that was discovered by a young, small girl playing and digging not too far from the shore.  And being so ecstatic of her discovery,...

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Lucy was my little girl-friend with red hair,
at thirteen love can be so naive and fair...
only kissing on the lips while handling her a small note
that said, " I will wait  until you'll be...

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“Students make delicious treat for seniors”
What a sacrifice those students are making
It warms the cockles of this old man's heart
Such a sweet and unselfish undertaking

“Flaming toilet seat causes mass evacuation”
A bunch of patrons soiled their...

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Nicely penned poems are very rare to be adored.
The brilliant wisdom expressed through words is always being ignored.
People care less about sharing what poets want to convey.
They care more about the issues of others; have...

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Way back, we had a bicycle club
We put cards in the spokes for noise
In a town named Independence
But started by "Wichita" boys

Pat and Mike, the Adams brothers
Named after Irish born humor
Were thought to be influenced...

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The Mill wheel wouldn't turn until the Spring;
the blast of Winter's cold cased it in ice.
Its mighty power adjourned by season's chill
and useless now, it rests until the thaw.

A blizzard piled the snow in massive...

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Inspired by Joseph Mays limerick contest.
(not for contest )
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A mischievous chef known as McMurray 
For a joke put Epsom salts in the curry
The toilet door he did lock 
The customers were in shock
He left by...

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The Sermon With No End

By Elton Camp

The preacher’s sermon started out okay
Most were listening to what he had to say

Some of it seemed to be sensible enough
But mixed up with some very weird stuff

The Bible...

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a man walked by the other day
with a beard down to his knees
but little did the people know
the beard was made of bees

the bees they never stung him
at least thats what they say
for the beard...

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(Rhyme)

When I was reading Mr. Poe, 

I noticed that many of his poems, 

Have something more in common, 

They're all full of woes and problems! 


x  x  x

The other day I was reading...

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The rat looked at me with pink eyes and said:
'Hey, it's me, can't you see? I'm not really dead!'
I was ready to shoo but then checked my stride,
it hadn't been that long ago since you...

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Ice cream late at night;
I sneak upstairs for a bite.
Try as I may,
Daddy knows what I hide.

Light up my newport,
drink a full coffie cup.
Neon rainbows light up the sky;
bad habits fill my life.

My 'boyfriend' is...

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