Short Very Weird Poems

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Premium Member Cockroach Lovers

COCKROACH LOVERS

Mind:

If: you ever come across a cockroach lover, avoid them like mad
They are either so very weird or very desperately lonely and sad

Indiana Shaw . . . ; )
Form: Couplet


Premium Member The Human Condition

Humans are the strangest creatures on the planet Able to create the most amazing structures and gadgets Yet we seem destined to destroy With war-like tactics we employ What is wrong with this picture, very weird habits
Form: Limerick

What Is That Caught In My Beard? - Nonsense Poetry

oh no 
what is that caught in my beard?

a chocolate chip and some salsa dip
winter woolly coats and a herd of goats
seaside rocks and a pair of stripy socks
a large corn husk and a double decker bus

a day oh a day feeling very very weird 
but how did all that get caught in my beard?

You'Re a Weirdo

You are so very weird
Your weirdness shines true
There are so very few,
Who are weirder than you.

You see, weirdness is relative
Weirdness is wacky
But the right kind of weirdness
Makes true weirdos happy

If you were not weird
Well that would be weird
Weirder than the fact
That weirdness is feared
Form: Rhyme

Premium Member The Somnambulist

Last night I was a somnambulist.
I strolled about in a snowy white mist,
then took to swinging on a branch
that I found upon our 3-acre ranch.
I told my dad, it was very weird.
He said it was the strangest thing he'd heard.
I replied, "I'll snap out of it and clear my head".
I woke up to find it was a dream instead.
Form: Rhyme


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