Turbo Poems - Poems about Turbo

Go away! Go away! I'm never letting you in! You're nothing but a walking, slimy, horny ball of sin You let drugs use you up 'til you're bouncing off the walls You're 21 years old! I'm 39 years old! You're killing me, Smalls! Go fvck with people of your own minuscule age You still have to play with baby witches...

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It’s heading for our planet at ten thousand miles an hour To stop it all the experts say we haven’t got the power All the nukes in all the world won’t constitute a plan So someone said, ‘All we can do is call on Turbo Gran.’ The call went out and they all watched the car park down below For...

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My old Gran, met an ice cream man Who welcomed her into the clan Of superhero ice cream men Who fend off villains now and then He gave her top crime fighting tips And lots of special chocolate chips They’ll pump your muscles, fix your hips If two or three should pass your lips We’ve also got a gadget man Looking at your...

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I walk down the streets of my kasi with a face of fear. My mind, soul and body are full of scars Beyond my imagination I see no reason to live. Pains has become part of me, that I do not feel it anymore What have I done wrong to my fellow gender!? My cry doesn't cross...

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I want some chicken to chew on I wanna eat it until its all gone I want to slather it in turbo lax And cover it in tic tacs I love the chicken's neck My parents always say "what the heck?" But i don't care Finding a grilled chicken neck is very rare I'd kill somebody if they try to steel my chicken...

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Turbo Diesel Engine Generation Game Pipe and Slippers Readi Go!...

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