Menopause

Menopause uggg Adam was given work for his sin Eve was given the privilege to produce kin Never once was menopause mentioned Who created this invention? They say get an ablation, it’s the best thing since apple pie You’ll stop bleeding and you don’t have to try What they don’t tell you is, it doesn’t always work But heck, the no cramping is a perk!! Whatever!! It threw me right into the change My life seems a little nuts in exchange My kids think I’m lazy but in actuality I’m a lot crazy I don’t sleep, and I stay wide awake My moods are all over so the niceness is all fake I wake in a pool of sweat Only to later freeze, throw me the net !! Oh the hot flashes are real It’s great for sex appeal The man says you must be hot for me I just roll over and say no, I gotta pee Weight gain is going at turbo speed Chocolate is the number one need. I just want to be left alone and not bothered Give me peace and I’ll be honored Don’t wish for periods to end You’ll never be right again my friend.