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840 Mahal kong TED ng CapSU-Dumarao

840.
Mahal kong TED ng CapSU-Dumarao

Mahal kong TED ng CapSU-Dumarao
Minsan kong pinagsilbihan ikaw
Noong panahon ni PNoy dilaw

At ngayong panahon ni PBBM pula
Nais ko muling paglingkuran ka
Sa abot ng aking makakaya

Noon bilang Teacher kasama sina
Ma'am Glynna, Ma'am Jonna at iba pa
Ngayon bilang AO ng TED sinta

Sinisinta ko ang TED talaga
Sa buhay ko siya ay mahalaga
Sisikapin kong mapabuti siya

Kakayanin ko bilang AO
Ako ay magiging kaagapay niyo
Sa de-kalidad na serbisyo.

-11/14/2022
(Dumarao)
*My Loving CapSU

557 Ang TED sa Puso Ko

557.

Ang TED sa Puso Ko



Ang TED sa puso ko ay parang Lireo ng Encantadia

Bughaw ang simbolong kulay nila

Narito ang mga Sanggre o dugong bughaw ng Encapsudia

Danaya/Dela Cruz, Amihan/Arriola, Pirena/Penson, Alena/Araneta



Ang TED sa puso ko ay parang Terran sa Starcraft na laro

Bughaw ang sagisag na kulay ng mga ito

Nais nila ang pangunguna at pamumuno

Nasa dugo ng lahing tao – katangian ng pagiging guro



Ang TED sa puso ko ang nagturo sa akin

Kung paano ang pagiging guro ay tangkilikin at mahalin

Mag-aaral higit sa lahat ang dapat unahin

Responsibilidad sa klase ang dapat atupagin



Ang TED sa puso ko ay parang Terran at Lireo

Dito ko nadama ang pangarap kong totoo

Ang maging tao na makaguro, ang maging guro na makatao

Salamat sa mga taga-TED na naging bahagi ng buhay ko!



-10/23/2017

(Dumarao)

*a tribute to TED of CapSU-Dumarao

Premium Member I'm sad when I think of Ted

He was a born virtuoso
He played the piano with such passion
His gift a talent unpursued



Wordku: 5-7-5

AP: Honorable Mention 2025


Premium Member TED THE OLD POET

TED THE OLD POET*
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
with ink-stained hands, Ted conjures up verses
with verses soft, tears he sheds
of dreams past and paths he tread
compassion for himself spreads

*Note:poem originally written and submitted to Poetry Soup, June 25. I later deleted it. This is my original poem.

Premium Member Tequila Ted Talk

Lit up like a Christmas tree 
Is papa after his festive drink
He’s a funny one
Can’t hold his tongue
Dances and he sings

Words that make no sense
Long winded when he’s bent
He gives a Ted Talk
About how to stand tall
And falls on his rear end

Despite his huge blue pride
He knew too drunk to drive
In his sloppy stupor
He calls an Uber
Goes home to angry wife

The Abuse Of Sylvia Plyth By Poet Husband Ted Hughes

In her frail hands, she held the flame,
A flicker bright, yet bound to fade—
Her words, like stars, her heart aflame,
Her soul, a scarred and shadowed glade.

Beneath the weight of unseen chains,
She sang her sorrow, soft and low,
While in his eyes were cold remains
Of love long buried in the snow.

He turned from her, a shadow cast,
A silent specter, dark and near,
While each small wound became her last,
Her tender voice gave way to fear.

Yet still she wrote, with trembling pen,
A warrior lost, but fighting still,
Each verse, a scream of might, and then
A wish to bend the world to will.

But oh, his silence crushed her soul,
His hands withheld both love and light,
And in the end, she paid the toll—
Her flame was lost into the night.


Premium Member Ted wants a Knapsack not a Backpack

Mommy, I do not want a backpack
I want a polka-dotted red knapsack
this annoyed Ted’s father, big Max
All kinds of conformity this child lacks

Knapsacks do not have zippers Ted said.
I don’t want a backpack, he yelled from his bed.
Little compartments are marvelous said Uncle Ed.
I will take a knapsack or nothing, screamed little Ted.

You have a problem, Grandma Martin said to Big Max.
He makes such a big deal about a backpack!
If it’s a knapsack he wants we can do that, Grandma Martin.
We only have a day and a half until he goes to kindergarten.

Ted

Ted sure needs to use the porter loo
Ted really does need to do a poo
He banged on the door
Could not wait any more
Ted farted so hard the porta loo flew

Premium Member Worshipful Master Ted Is Tense

worshipful master’s fez kept slipping off his head.
he was irritated and blamed the trumpet flower.
tittering faeries kept him irritated, this honored Ted.
Ted sat in their bouquet, annoyed by their power.

they had him all confused and curiously tense.
with their girly charms and their faerie ways.
he sat among their giggling in masculine suspense.
wondering what they had in mind for him these days.

smiling smirking faeries are first fun, but they sometimes turn.
his grandpa found out when his heart was captured by one.
gramps lives a life of toil and work, driven hard by his wife Fern.
a faerie who keeps him busy while she flies off and has the fun.

Why Ted Is Slimmer

Don’t you know why Ted is slimmer?
His eyes no more with hopes glimmer:
Had long swum in pools with shimmer,
As long in frustration swimmer;
Ted would not bear Todd’s New Tipper
Plus dreams of making ‘A Shipper!’…

But one’s knowledge of life deeper,
One no more, in spirit, Sleeper,
Entrance one blocks against Creeper
And proves Goodwill Lover Keeper…

Now, you know why Ted is slimmer
And walrus moustache not trimmer:
Chances of making it dimmer,
One gets slimmer and face grimmer!

He Does Not Want To Change

He does not want to change
And it is very strange:
Ted a few understand 
Like one does one’s left hand:
Ted who would queerly stand,
As though it is more grand
Than taking up Sofa
That makes rumps less suffer …

Ted with his own notion
Of an Ideal Nation:
“What she can do for you
Starting with Things to Chew!”

Ted won’t think of a change
With all things out of range.

To Ted and Debbie

A brother and sister should
always be friends,
One for the other, who
Cares and defends.

A brother and sister should
always be kind,
Love one another,
Lives intertwined.

A brother and sister should
always be there,
To love and to cherish, to
show that you care.

A brother and sister should
always be brave,
Together forever, cradle
to grave.

Count your blessings,
Love each other a ton,
Someday, too soon,
there will only be one.

Premium Member Ted

seeking warmth of blanket
and sun, Minnesota coated
with snow and ice. cockapoo
paws the window, stretches

near the door…raucous barks
at footfall on the front porch.
father of his master, a stranger
not yet accepted into the pack.

12/23/2021

Premium Member She Fools Ted

She is introverted the extrovert said.
Not knowing at all; his first name was Ted.
Their weird observation filled me with dread.
I knew Ted did not see what was up ahead.

Please pay extra attention to her, I pled.
I have known her since my childhood homestead.
She’ll be a non-talker ‘til after you’re wed.
Could tell by his face I should now lightly tread.

He was a stubborn one and in lover, our man Ted.
And she was ultra-gorgeous tonight, dressed up in red.
They were married at Christmas, on a giant sleigh sled.
Beside their parents, who on both sides are rather well fed.

She started talking upon their wedding night bed.
Amusing his two peeping cousins, Fred and Ole Ed.
Her incessant talking for sixty years hurt his head.
So he built himself his own fabulous man shed.

Stayed there as long as he could ‘til he was long dead.
Her constant need for attention was never fully fed.
Weird how their physical attraction easily led
To a life where she had totally fooled our own little Ted.

Premium Member Why Ted Doesn'T Love Lucy - Bawdy Warning

Ted suffers from 'Looseheel Ball'
It’s driving him clean up the wall
He’s got such an itch
It’s making him twitch
He’s begging the doctor to call

The medic said oh dearie me
This condition I rarely see
Your balls badly twisted
Teds scared eyes soon misted
When  doc says you need surgery

Doc bundles Ted onto the table
and borrows a knife from Aunt Mable
This won’t hurt a bit…
He gives ball a snip
Ted will rise again when he’s able


10/10/21

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