Ted Poems - Poems about Ted

...I exist, though my presence feels seldom acknowledged. Fighting replays of tunes to woe is me, my own Ted Talk; that unconscious internal victims speech. At the same time I am holding a safe space in......Read the rest...

...South Park and Dragon tales. Twin peaks and Seinfeld. Family guy and The Daily Show. Ace of Base and Cheryl Crow. Friends and Will and Grace. Babylon 5 and spac......Read the rest...

... Hillary drives a vehicle to the south pole, Gibson gives us the Flying V. In football we can now score an extra two points, and Legos blocks first hit the street. 50 inches of snow on Mason D......Read the rest...

...The wren was a bit fearful, but the robin was glad. It would be the first Corgi Uber ride that he ever had. My cousin said that the Corgi is gentle, his name is Thad. By the time they got started ......Read the rest...

...Have you ever sat or laid down Deep in thoughts that float Into your mind and your imagination Creates a movie What if those thoughts made you think About your ancestors and what kind of life......Read the rest...

...I think my kitchen shall be orange and pink I said. Many made fun of this, including my uncle mean Ted. I stuck to my insights, and designed it with much thought. What I know of design I was born ......Read the rest...

...I am from a generation they call X Not because it marks the spot But because it marks the best We are eccentric because we walked the moon And because we shared lust as an essential need But wai......Read the rest...

...Your grandma dates! This seemed odd to me. My grandparents have been married since ’33. We do not call her that, the good sport said. She is sassy and perky; her clothes are fashionable said Ted. ......Read the rest...

...We put things in the fridge, To keep them very cold, But some things in our fridge, Are getting very old. Like dear Uncle Ted, By the loaf of bread, He’s been there, Since he last went to be......Read the rest...

...Mrs. Riley the best reader in the universe Thought she might die of cancer or something worse She fell and hit her head while dumping her purse To find her copy of a Genesis Bible verse. Welcom......Read the rest...

...Peanut butter, jelly, bread Tony, Tiger, also Ted Huey, Dewy, Louie Triples you recognize Gold, frankincense, myrrh His, him, her Bubbles, Blossom, Buttercup All my threes are now used up......Read the rest...

...Every teddy knows that every girl and and every boy Needs to have a teddy who will be their pride and joy A teddy bear companion in the life of him or her Will be a snuggle buddy even when they’ve......Read the rest...

... *To fully appreciate this a person would have to be at least somewhat familiar with the movie: Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure "Dude, here's a heads up - ENTROPY BITES!" said Bill as he limpe......Read the rest...

...Beauty of December Cause weather is calm and cool When good friends remember, About vinyl from the spool. Joys of Santas’s goodies When we were small back then, Mother and her cookies Six men ......Read the rest...

..."Is there anyone for stuffing? Well done George, send us down your plate, Auntie, if you've finished with the cranberry sauce Could you please pass it across to Kate?" "Brian can I interest you......Read the rest...