Ted Poems - Poems about Ted

Lit up like a Christmas tree Is papa after his festive drink He’s a funny one Can’t hold his tongue Dances and he sings Words that make no sense Long winded when he’s bent He gives a Ted Talk About how to stand tall And falls on his rear end Despite his huge blue pride He knew too drunk to drive In his sloppy stupor He calls...

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In her frail hands, she held the flame, A flicker bright, yet bound to fade— Her words, like stars, her heart aflame, Her soul, a scarred and shadowed glade. Beneath the weight of unseen chains, She sang her sorrow, soft and low, While in his eyes were cold remains Of love long buried in the snow. He turned from her, a shadow cast, A...

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Mommy, I do not want a backpack I want a polka-dotted red knapsack this annoyed Ted’s father, big Max All kinds of conformity this child lacks Knapsacks do not have zippers Ted said. I don’t want a backpack, he yelled from his bed. Little compartments are marvelous said Uncle Ed. I will take a knapsack or nothing, screamed little Ted. You have a...

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Every teddy knows that every girl and and every boy Needs to have a teddy who will be their pride and joy A teddy bear companion in the life of him or her Will be a snuggle buddy even when they’ve lost their fur For when a bear is truly loved its fur will start to wear A sure sign...

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Ted sure needs to use the porter loo Ted really does need to do a poo He banged on the door Could not wait any more Ted farted so hard the porta loo flew...

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worshipful master’s fez kept slipping off his head. he was irritated and blamed the trumpet flower. tittering faeries kept him irritated, this honored Ted. Ted sat in their bouquet, annoyed by their power. they had him all confused and curiously tense. with their girly charms and their faerie ways. he sat among their giggling in masculine suspense. wondering what they had in...

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Don’t you know why Ted is slimmer? His eyes no more with hopes glimmer: Had long swum in pools with shimmer, As long in frustration swimmer; Ted would not bear Todd’s New Tipper Plus dreams of making ‘A Shipper!’… But one’s knowledge of life deeper, One no more, in spirit, Sleeper, Entrance one blocks against Creeper And proves Goodwill Lover Keeper… Now, you know why...

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Ted the Tortoise told his wife he’ll nip around the block She said if you nipped anywhere it would be quite a shock He said I’ve got a skateboard with a power-pack on board It’s not the latest model but the best I could afford He sped out of his garden where his son had made a camp He gave...

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He does not want to change And it is very strange: Ted a few understand Like one does one’s left hand: Ted who would queerly stand, As though it is more grand Than taking up Sofa That makes rumps less suffer … Ted with his own notion Of an Ideal Nation: “What she can do for you Starting with Things to Chew!” Ted won’t think of...

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A brother and sister should always be friends, One for the other, who Cares and defends. A brother and sister should always be kind, Love one another, Lives intertwined. A brother and sister should always be there, To love and to cherish, to show that you care. A brother and sister should always be brave, Together forever, cradle to grave. Count your blessings, Love each other a ton, Someday, too soon, there will only...

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seeking warmth of blanket and sun, Minnesota coated with snow and ice. cockapoo paws the window, stretches near the door…raucous barks at footfall on the front porch. father of his master, a stranger not yet accepted into the pack. 12/23/2021...

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She is introverted the extrovert said. Not knowing at all; his first name was Ted. Their weird observation filled me with dread. I knew Ted did not see what was up ahead. Please pay extra attention to her, I pled. I have known her since my childhood homestead. She’ll be a non-talker ‘til after you’re wed. Could tell by his face I...

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Ted suffers from 'Looseheel Ball' It’s driving him clean up the wall He’s got such an itch It’s making him twitch He’s begging the doctor to call The medic said oh dearie me This condition I rarely see Your balls badly twisted Teds scared eyes soon misted When doc says you need surgery Doc bundles Ted onto the table and borrows a knife from Aunt...

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I would give an arm and a leg to see him, she said. She was going to meet a new guy by name of Ted. Only time will tell if things will turn out okay. I am weak as a kitten, I heard my friend say. At the end of the date she had the time of her life. She...

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Floating, adrift in icy water; like discarded driftwood (his Commander, Warrand, bravely stepped aside to let him pass) the sole survivor so thought Ted; of the proud and mighty Hood. Then came Bill, and Bob, three, from one thousand four hundred eighteen ripped and torn apart from Admirals to seamen second class. Brave souls all, who crossed the bar that...

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