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Tequila Ted Talk

Lit up like a Christmas tree 
Is papa after his festive drink
He’s a funny one
Can’t hold his tongue
Dances and he sings

Words that make no sense
Long winded when he’s bent
He gives a Ted Talk
About how to stand tall
And falls on his rear end

Despite his huge blue pride
He knew too drunk to drive
In his sloppy stupor
He calls an Uber
Goes home to angry wife
Copyright © | Year Posted 2024

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Buhagiar Avatar
November 13, 2024 at 10:58 PM
Loved your limericks. I was sick and must have missed some poems of yours.
Jones Avatar
November 14, 2024 at 1:09 AM
Sorry to hear you’ve been sick Victor. I’m in a bit of a writer’s block so you’ve not missed much but you were missed! Hugs
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