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Why Ted Is Slimmer

Don’t you know why Ted is slimmer? His eyes no more with hopes glimmer: Had long swum in pools with shimmer, As long in frustration swimmer; Ted would not bear Todd’s New Tipper Plus dreams of making ‘A Shipper!’… But one’s knowledge of life deeper, One no more, in spirit, Sleeper, Entrance one blocks against Creeper And proves Goodwill Lover Keeper… Now, you know why Ted is slimmer And walrus moustache not trimmer: Chances of making it dimmer, One gets slimmer and face grimmer!

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