Short Ted Poems
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Ted Cruz
is now attempting to play the barnyard muse
with Rick Perry
who can likely count cows but intangibles not very.
Ted Cruz
the implausible poseur distorting others' views
try a few of his own
see him preen for those selfies with gullibles half grown.
She slips under the green pine.
Her decorations devine,
Tied with a red bow.
Ted - he’s a bit slow.
Her wink scores a shine.
12/5/2018
Epitaph to Ted
Here lies dear old Ted
Who always loved his bed
Now he gets to sleep forever
On that cloud like a feather
21-4-2019
There once was a man named Ted,
That wished to see the crocs fed.
They lined on the shore,
Appetites galore-
Too late to feed ducks, instead!
Healthcare Hypocrite
Senator Ted Cruz,
Presidential candidate we hope will lose.
Obamacare he wants to ditch,
Joining it he found no glitch.
It seems our driver made a fuss
Whilst dodging bullets on our bus
When Ted Cruz said,
"You won't be dead
If you shoot first, and then you cuss!"
I went down to the pub on Friday
All dressed up - quite neat and tidy
Your wife snuggled Ted
He took her to bed
And that's how I woke up with Heidi?
its a turn on
wish was born
in my loft
i cut it all off
some say this
mabe it excist
my name is ted
they i look and or hook
on my
SEXY BALL HEAD
The wife was just resting her head
On the lap of embarrassed Ted
They were having fun
When he came undone
And, of course, wet clothes must be shed . . .
Ted sure needs to use the porter loo
Ted really does need to do a poo
He banged on the door
Could not wait any more
Ted farted so hard the porta loo flew
Trump's Point Man slipped over the hill
To escape the Big Texas Chill
Ted Cruz could care less
About Texas' mess
Cartel cash coats a "bitter" pill . . . .
Little ghosts were sitting on a limb.
They were named Big Mac, Ugly Toot and Tim.
One spit out a head.
It was my friend Ted.
Now I am truly terrified of them.
Sarah Huckabee,
Russell Vought,
Burt Jones,
Jody Hice,
David Shafer,
Brandon Beach,
Angela McCallum,
Bernie Keric,
Josh Hawley,
Andrew Clyde and
Ted Cruz.
A boy who can’t swim named Ted,
Checks the pool, dipping his head,
He says, “Pool is deep.”
Bubbles from his lips,
His friend cries, “Ted is now dead!”
my heart is broken,
my mind is split ted apart,
i am broken far from my self why love
was loving you a crime, was i wrong for doing it?
am i the fool for loving?
Miss Wild
With child
Not wed
To Ted
Dad mad
You cad!
Loads gun
Says, son
Wed her
You cur
If not
Buckshot
Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
Better bring your sweater, Mom said.
A snowsuit would be better said my bro.
I cannot help it said corpulent Uncle Ted.
I like my house temperature on freeze or low.
There once was an odd fellow named Ted
Broke both legs and was confined to bed
Walked on hands to go pee
A scary sight to see
When he shook it, it dropped on his head
Working toward a nervous breakdown she said
Hoping to have three before I am dead
Think she’s already had one said uncle Ed
Let’s count it as three said his brother Ted
What came to Ted that night,
heaved his hand
and burnt his pages and
gave us sage
and brutal phrases.
enormous, elemental flights
of reality.
Through birds-eye lens.
Come on over Ted said groovy Lucy
For tonight I’m feeling nice and juicy
Ted appeared unclothed
With assets exposed
For the sake of a strawberry smoothie.
There once was a playboy named Ted
Who'd taken many fine ladies to bed
But he charmed the wrong girl
And her boyfriend named Earl
Started beating him upside the head.
New Boy
I'm Coy
He's Loud
And Proud
I'm Meek
Can't Speak
One Date
Soul Mate
We Wed
By Ted
Sweet Kiss
Such Bliss
New Year
Much Cheer
12-03-16
Alexis Y.
Ted has a tendency to pick his nose
He usually wipes it on his clothes --
But little round boogers
He's heard taste like sugar --
Over the green stuff Ted's hungry lips close