Short Ted Poems

the scumbagery 
Of Texas Senator Ted Cruz 
Utterly confounds...

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Information…
answers
wrapped in questions,
warped in dimension
—to overload

(Ted Talking: January 2018)...

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Republican Vandal

Senator Ted Cruz,
Has Tea bagger views.
He is not sound
With designs to tear the Republic down....

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Ted Cruz
everything he owned he said he would use
until he needed more
Goldman/Guzman they both topped up the score....

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Ted Cruz
 is now attempting to play the barnyard muse
 with Rick Perry
 who can likely count cows but intangibles not very....

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Ted Cruz
the implausible poseur distorting others' views
try a few of his own
see him preen for those selfies with gullibles half grown....

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She slips under the green pine.
Her decorations devine,
Tied with a red bow.
Ted - he’s a bit slow.
Her wink scores a shine.

12/5/2018...

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Epitaph  to Ted

Here lies dear old Ted
Who always loved his bed
Now he gets to sleep forever
On that cloud like a feather


21-4-2019...

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There once was a man named Ted,
That wished to see the crocs fed.
They lined on the shore,
Appetites galore-
Too late to feed ducks, instead!...

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Healthcare Hypocrite

Senator Ted Cruz,
Presidential candidate we hope will lose.
Obamacare he wants to ditch,
Joining it he found no glitch....

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It seems our driver made a fuss
Whilst dodging bullets on our bus
When Ted Cruz said,
"You won't be dead
If you shoot first, and then you cuss!"...

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I went down to the pub on Friday
All dressed up - quite neat and tidy
Your wife snuggled Ted
He took her to bed
And that's how I woke up with Heidi?...

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its a turn on
wish was born
in my loft
i  cut it all off
some say this
mabe it excist
my name is ted
they i look and or hook
on my
SEXY BALL HEAD...

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The wife was just resting her head
On the lap of embarrassed Ted
They were having fun
When he came undone
And, of course, wet clothes must be shed . . ....

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Ted sure needs to use the porter loo
Ted really does need to do a poo
He banged on the door
Could not wait any more
Ted farted so hard the porta loo flew...

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Trump's Point Man slipped over the hill
To escape the Big Texas Chill
Ted Cruz could care less
About Texas' mess
Cartel cash coats a "bitter" pill . . . ....

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Little ghosts were sitting on a limb.
They were named Big Mac, Ugly Toot and Tim.
One spit out a head.
It was my friend Ted.
Now I am truly terrified of them....

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Sarah Huckabee,
Russell Vought,
Burt Jones,
Jody Hice,
David Shafer,
Brandon Beach,
Angela McCallum,
Bernie Keric,
Josh Hawley,
Andrew Clyde and
Ted Cruz....

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A boy who can’t swim named Ted,
Checks the pool, dipping his head,
He says, “Pool is deep.”
Bubbles from his lips,
His friend cries, “Ted is now dead!”

...

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my heart is broken,
my mind is split ted apart,
i am broken far from my self why love

was loving you a crime, was i wrong for doing it?
am i the fool for loving?...

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Miss Wild
With child

Not wed
To Ted

Dad mad
You cad!

Loads gun
Says, son

Wed her
You cur

If not
Buckshot

Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired...

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Better bring your sweater, Mom said.
A snowsuit would be better said my bro.
I cannot help it said corpulent Uncle Ted.
I like my house temperature on freeze or low....

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There once was an odd fellow named Ted
Broke both legs and was confined to bed
Walked on hands to go pee
A scary sight to see
When he shook it, it dropped on his head...

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Working toward a nervous breakdown she said
Hoping to have three before I am dead
Think she’s already had one said uncle Ed
Let’s count it as three said his brother Ted...

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What came to Ted that night,
heaved his hand
and burnt his pages and
gave us sage
and brutal phrases.
enormous, elemental flights
of reality.

Through birds-eye lens....

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