#1 Topless Mermaid
Big bully who teased younger Guy
Said, "dude, go give it a try!
A mermaid, No shells,
at the bottom,!” he yells…
… and boy, he ran head first to dive!
#2. Literal Lot
Literal Lot, temper so hot,
Symbolic speech understands not.
Then, when someone said,
“Man, you have a hot head!”
he dunked in the pool like a shot!
#3. Swim...
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