Suntan Poems

A nudist said, "Oh, what the heck!
I shall get my suntan on deck!"
A girl came along
And saw something wrong
But when it spat, she broke its neck...Read More

Here They Come 
Reflecting on When They Won 
It Is the Raiders Who Are Now Living Here 
To Allow Las Vegas To Let Out A Devious Cheer 

Jon Gruden Known as Chucky 
Will Hope to Roll Those TD Sevens to...Read More

it was a day
 i must say
we went to the park
 stay until after dark
we kiss  nuthin miss
WE LISTEN TO THE BAND
GOT A SUNTAN
its was so much fun
we were
LOVER IN THE SUN...Read More

Summer days
Great expectations
Torrid sun
Cool ocean breeze
Lounging on a sandy beach
Suntan lotion and bikinis
Scattered towels
Transistor radios
Picnic coolers
Fun and games
Flying frisbies
Bouncing beach balls
Laughter fills the air
Come on in
The water’s great



posted on June 6, 2019...Read More

She was the inception of starlight's kiss. Blossoming on the hood of my car. Watching the Sun sink its head, and tucking my sunglasses between her breasts- Sprawled out beauty. Beckoning the glimmer of night as my burdensome breath pushed...Read More

sunlit magic
gritty hot sand
flip flops, umbrellas, 
The smell of suntan lotions
Ph30, Ph15, Ph-something else.

Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
Burning of the feet
Where are my flip flops?
Who wore them?
Where did they go?

Where is my hat?
I am going to get burned.
You tan, but I will...Read More

February 14th.
Fifty three degrees.
What? Get out your bikini.
Kick off those shoes.
It is time to break out the Koolaid.
Plunk in the ice cubes. 
Use Grandma's aluminum glasses
The ones from the 50's that keep things cold.
Where is my surfboard?
My swimsuit coverup?
My suntan...Read More

SEABED SOAKED

coconuts float from purple palms
in the tropics
thirsty for its watery alms
wet umbrella

a salad that tosses and turns
a fever burns
consoler massages my burns
my suntan bleek

warm winds cannot compete with skin
red raw and spurned
as you run off with youthful sin
down pebbled...Read More

vestige of summer
suntan lines contrasting
spaghetti straps



posted on July 19, 2018...Read More

If you want to talk smack
Best bring your , A - Game Jack

I know everyone hate's to see a grown man cry
But you have chosen to do battle with Mr Fly
Sorry Standard rules don't apply to me

I have been spiting...Read More

Zoom it, baby ... 
glide nice and easy right on in
Spray it baby ... 
sweat splash me again 
Do it now!
Cool the fire burning my suntan skin
Ignite your V-8 bipedal engine again;
get it kick started, good hot revving
Make me feel...Read More

Algarve

The cold northerly wind has died down
if it wants to blow it can do so in July and August
when the heat is unpleasant, and the birds and I sit under or in trees
the time of year when the sun is...Read More

Algarve

The cold northerly wind has died down
if it wants to blow it can do so in July and August
when the heat is unpleasant, and the birds and I sit under or in trees
the time of year when the sun is...Read More

every year I used to visit a place down by the sea

the boardwalk pier
pizza stands with fresh fried dough
expossed to the sea shell band with family & friends
let the reader understand
bars with beers flowing
was a socialized wandering wizard

frisbee guy and...Read More

You made a lot of money
selling lewd photos of nude
Then you parlayed your profits
into cyber surfing —  
triple X cinema porno crude
Nasty video sex business you were so into
Your vested interest was
a skin flick portfolio bankroll ...
Dirty money bottom...Read More

I’m down by the sea

With my baby

Rubbing suntan lotion

Along curvatures of her body


I feel my palms aching to hold her

And feel her energy 

“put a little cream on shoulders, honey ”

She whispered tenderly 

Her shape like waves on a ocean

Skin...Read More

Long shaggy bangs and suntan oil
Attracting the rays through pieces of foil
Transistor radio playin' Beatles tunes
Soppin' the sunshine from morning 'til noon

Soft summer grasses, the rabbit is loose
Teen Beat in one hand, the other one juice
Beads of sweat but stubbornness...Read More

snowball wishes

snowball wishes he grow up to be a snowman
before mother nature shortens his lifespan
come on kids roll me up tall
into three big snow balls
dress shades and hat so i don't catch a suntan

connie pachecho

1/10/17...Read More

Seasoned Love

Nature may bring…  

her sensually sculpted
 blooms of spring,
delirious daisies in 
blushing iris illusions,

sultry, sizzling suntan 
daydreams of summer, 
wandering footprint longings
on desolate moon swept beaches, 

amorous whispering sweet 
fragrances of fall, 
pastel palettes writhing
before auburn sunsets 

and

white...Read More

I crossed my legs but there was a flood
Blushing red I hope folks understood
But my waters had burst
And the baby's my first
Guess I'm ready to start motherhood!

NOT FOR CONTEST

WRITTEN on 27TH August 2016 BY JAN ALLISON

My babe arrived as hungry...Read More

I want to write some crazy poems
Like who knows who is going to be President?
Is it a male or is it a female?
Can it be both?
Neither?
Ahh you covered all the bases
So vote for me okay?
Sounds of the summer ending
- thunderstorms
Why...Read More

Dug deep down inside
and pulled out the memory file
about being a child
with my family for
a rare outing at Jones Beach,
we were all there with
my Moms picnic basket,
just in case we got hungry,
we'd eat one of her special treats,
My Mom didn't...Read More

Beachfront condos shrouded in the early mist 
of morning. Seagulls hanging on the breeze, 
their screeching waking sleepyheads 
before their coffee, it's July the 4th, 
the holiday is here! 

Sailboats daubed in milky opalescence 
growing clear, as sunlight nibbles at...Read More

Summer is one of the favorites seasons for the following:

1. Beach
2. Sun
3. Vacations
4. Suntan lotion
5. Castles in the sand
6. Parasailing
7. Boats
8. Camping 






Example for Summer Sight Contest
5-11-2016...Read More

Shutdown, restart, blink and freeze
Why oh why can’t technology for once be a breeze?
Such simple commands, pressing start or enter
But you would think you were begging for a suntan
In the middle of winter

I rely on this pink box for writing...Read More