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Elon Musk : clerihew

...    Elon Musk

rid himself of tusks and husks

millions in bank 

thank dank  stank Hank 


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Celibate Sinner

...I scrubbed the shame from under my fingernails,
as if guilt could be washed like dirt.
Cold showers never baptized the ache; 
just gave it discipline,
a neat little collar for the beast inside.
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Not On A Monday

...Molly our koi died
on a freaky Friday fried
when lightning struck her home tank
our joy shrank, it stank
strong tears helped loose the dry sod
for good Molly gone with God...

Keeping Up With the Boneses

...Long before you were born, long before your great grandfather was born, in the time when magic was approximately eight times more plentiful than it is today, there lived a family in the remote part o...

Homeless

...Stank awful mess it’s called no home 
Tired no money sleepy call me a zombie
Wishing upon so many money stars still broke
Spare change anyone spare food anything helps
Homeless I lost my baby hou...

Poem 28: Courtesy of 1-4-2025

...I’m afraid of the wrong tune, 
I’m afraid I’m too long for this. 
I’m afraid I’m wrong for you, 
My eyes must seem defeated. 

My arms weigh heavy on my shoulders, 
Shouldering pain from my wro...

Dill Pickle Hated Blue Cheese

...Dill pickle hated him so
Because he stank badly
Dill pickle screamed just go
Blue cheese wept thus sadly
When I leave the fridg, bro
I'll stink ever much mo
Dill pickle grew older
Fermenting l...

Dancing Dragons

...
I thought, back then,
that what I felt for her was love.

Jack said it was just lust
and certainly nothing less.

He had a point, she stank
of pure pheromonal passions,
Together we had an a...

ALUTA CONTINUA

...ALUTA CONTINUA : FORCED REMOVALS 

( Poet’s Note : I’m posting this poem here as a South African history student recently asked to interview poet on Forced Removals. I read this poem which he enjoy...

No Hurries, No Worries

...As I think about it, it's only fair
that Matt should get the electric chair. 
In three minutes of time, I wove pure gold 
and waited several weeks to be told.

Seriously, I have him to thank
fo...

Dead Skunk Season

...After driving for miles on the highway,
I noticed a lump near my driveway:
a black and white chunk,
"Omigosh! It's a skunk
and he's gone to the 'Sweet By and By' way!"

I could tell it was dead...

Cowperson versus Jaws

...I went to the Hollywood studio meeting
Paul, Steve and Sandy gave me a warm greeting
I was there to advise them, hired from Spain
My motto in business was no pain, no gain
So we sat down to the b...

Smokin' Bones

...All I need is a little weed 
to get me through my day 
So, Ill lick some glue on "Big Bamboo" 
and I'll roll myself a jay
 
I don't need much of nothing 
and nothing needs much of me 
As long ...

Stink Stank Stunk

...Can you smell that smell

Where it comes from I can't tell

But it stinks so well...

not a slave

...Not quite a slave 

After war number 2 when the time was hard and
oil was undiscovered, hidden under deep waters 
when our town stank of stale fish oil and people
made their booze called “sats” ...

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