Short Stank Poems
Short Stank Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Stank by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Stank by length and keyword.
Elon Musk
rid himself of tusks and husks
millions in bank
thank dank stank Hank
Categories:
stank, allusion, character, funny, giggle, humor, light, men,
Form:
Clerihew
Joy and Ride went for a spin
Round each bend, a wicked grin
Those seatbelts they weren't fastened in
The ones that stank of rum and gind
Categories:
stank, car, death, drink, joy,
Form:
Monorhyme
we started to drink
our eyes was pink
getting high
as the night pass by
tho we were dress
like a bear
but stank
WE GOT DRANK ON NEW YEAR
Categories:
stank,
Form:
Prose Poetry
A man tossed a snake in a lake
to the bottom I thank, that It sank
and it sit there awhile
with a big fang smile
cause it needed a bath; for it stank!
Categories:
stank, children, nature, political,
Form:
Limerick
Mr. Dino P. Crocetti
Crooned and he drank
Can't vouch for his breath
~ But his songs never stank
Please note that Dino P. Crocetti
was Dean Martin's real name
Categories:
stank, drink, song, star,
Form:
Clerihew
There was a thief, name of Lonnie Lumpkin
Accused of stealing a thousand pumpkins
He put them in trees
They stank in the breeze
Wud-ja expect from a Count-Tree Bumpkin
Categories:
stank, halloween, silly, word play,
Form:
Limerick
I still haven't found my Miss Right;
the girl with the cat was a fright:
she farted all day
and stank of decay,
then played with her pussy all night...
for the Baggage contest
Categories:
stank, girlfriend,
Form:
Limerick
His mates made old Barney walk the plank
They had, for a long time, told him he stank
For bathe he would not
Or pee in the pot
But it was his feet that were just too rank
4/14/19
Categories:
stank, humor,
Form:
Limerick
While poking around in an old tree trunk
I came nose to nose with a stinky skunk
He suddenly raised his tail
Twas' such a horrible smell
For my wife said that I stink, stank, and stunk
Categories:
stank, funny
Form:
Limerick
Categories:
stank, love, love hurts,
Form:
Free verse
Pass gas
From ass
Make smell
From hell
You fart
Eyes smart
Here goes
Hold nose
Drop one
Stink bomb
It stank
Smells rank
Need loo
Do pooh
Jan Allison
4th September 2014
Categories:
stank, humorous, wind,
Form:
Footle
Dill pickle hated him so
Because he stank badly
Dill pickle screamed just go
Blue cheese wept thus sadly
When I leave the fridg, bro
I'll stink ever much mo
Dill pickle grew older
Fermenting like a bozo
Then opening his holder
A stink scent deathblow
Categories:
stank, funny,
Form:
Quintain (English)
The larger the bird, the larger the turd
The bigger the tart, the louder the fart
The more beans he ate, the darker his fate
The more he drank, the more he stank
All the lines above rhyme perfectly internally
Yet to call them poetry rankles eternally
Categories:
stank, how i feel, perspective, poetry,
Form:
Rhyme
Do rubles rain right into his bank?
Tells many lies, can Trump be frank?
Made appointments, but they stank.
His approval ratings again just sank.
Investigated, so gave Comey yank!
Most now think he’s a hopeless wank.
[just having a little fun at Orange Trumplestiltskin)
Categories:
stank, political,
Form:
Rhyme
Inflation rages
Outdoing wages
Stock Market tanked
Stench from DC stank
Fed increases spending
High interest on homes, impending
The answer in November comes
Do not re-elect the same bums
9/29/2022
Categories:
stank, america, poverty,
Form:
Monorhyme
“We appreciate that cousin”
said the Rebel to the Yank
As all glory left the battlefield
where rows of corpses stank
“We appreciate that cousin”
as the bullets set to fly
“But our family’s set upon itself
—and one of us must die”
(Villanova Pennsylvania: February, 2019)
Categories:
stank, family, war,
Form:
Rhyme
my eyes are blank
your heart stank
but i snorted it all up
anyway-- i can't see
in the dark (much blind)
yet i still seem to
find my way where i
need to go. emotion is
archaic, etched in stone
covered in moss- i am
alone, at a loss for
de(fenced in, tangled
in the vines of a past
unsurpassed).
Categories:
stank, allegory, introspection, life, sad
Form:
Free verse
After driving for miles on the highway,
I noticed a lump near my driveway:
a black and white chunk,
"Omigosh! It's a skunk
and he's gone to the 'Sweet By and By' way!"
I could tell it was dead because he
gave off a real hum. It was funky!
It was reeky and rank;
it was stale and it stank
and the stench of it really repulsed me!
Categories:
stank, death, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
Rapspin Rockshere
Where did you get
Them jammies from
If jam on rapping swing
And sing to articulate
Hey Getwiffya you
Gone let me stank
Day up?
Gobble ain't got nothing
He can't have
What makes you
Wanna ph@ck?
Gibble Dribble say
We in love
And let me do
My thing!
Talking sweet, might
Help you get it on
Just go buy the ring!
Categories:
stank, adventure, beautiful, cute love, love,
Form:
Ballad
I once knew an old bloke called Peter
Whose body could smell so much sweeter
He stank of stale wee
B O and coffee
T’was worse when he sat by the heater!
His daughter whose name is Anita
Tried hard to help Peter smell sweeter
He bathes twice a day
She gave him some spray
From Peter there is no foul fetor!
04~09~17
Categories:
stank, body, humorous, senses,
Form:
Limerick
I am not afraid
I feel no fear
I am never scared
This is how I felt until I saw your face
It makes me want to faint and on top of that your breath is stank
Your clothes are ranky
You are a foe and not my friend
I hope to never see your face again
If I do it will be the end of me
One look at your face and you will be rid of me
You are what you are
You are the Ugly
Categories:
stank, funny, parody, people, visionary,
Form:
Free verse
Ex-boyfriend, I'll call him Jermaine
His farting just drove me insane
Foul farts how they stank
oh boy it was rank
twas like standing by a blocked drain
Because he would constantly toot
I vented I’d give him the boot
I said we are parting
Just can’t stand your farting
my airspace you always pollute
FICTION POEM
05/29/21
Categories:
stank, humorous, wind,
Form:
Limerick
Pushups and planks
Now armpits stank.
Roping and jumping
Outdoors I'm loving
Kicking and punching
Tension and stress I'm releasing
Netflix on house arrest
Sunshine and fresh air, I confess
Kissed by the sun
Just vying for some fun
Social distancing
Nature I'm embracing
Mellifluous birds I hear
Living with no fear
Quarantine commanding
God's word, I'm standing
Categories:
stank, america, courage, encouraging, inspirational, society, strength, world,
Form:
Free verse
She'd been lying on the table for some time
crumbled from being assaulted in a crime
The odor she issued had turned quite rank
Some would bluntly say, "Gawd, she stank!"
When her veins turned a gross shade of blue
I knew I had to keep her away from my fondue
"Waiter, please find me another table or booth
Ruined is my appetite for cheese and vermouth."
~Not contest bound~
Categories:
stank, silly,
Form:
Rhyme
The bloody stranger stank of rank grass and
Animal grime and strutted unnoticed on
Our threshold on a long, misty night.
Lightning, unaccompanied by rain,
Exposed his grisly image,
Comprehended quickly by the village griot,
A humepenthe with seeing eyes, though blind,
Who could smell danger even from long-dug holes of
Doss-houses from distant caverns.
A common, vile dictator is abroad tonight!
Categories:
stank, horror, society,
Form:
Free verse