Short Stank Poems

Can you smell that smell

Where it comes from I can't tell

But it stinks so well...

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Joy and Ride went for a spin
  Round each bend, a wicked grin
Those seatbelts they weren't fastened in
  The ones that stank of rum and gind...

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we started to drink
our eyes was pink
getting high
as the night pass by
tho we were dress
like a bear
but stank
WE GOT DRANK ON NEW YEAR...

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A man tossed a snake in a lake
to the bottom I thank, that It sank 
and it sit there awhile 
with a big fang smile
cause it needed a bath; for it stank!...

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Mr. Dino P. Crocetti
Crooned and he drank
Can't vouch for his breath
  ~ But his songs never stank



Please note that Dino P. Crocetti 
was Dean Martin's real name...

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There was a thief, name of Lonnie Lumpkin
Accused of stealing a thousand pumpkins
   He put them in trees
   They stank in the breeze
Wud-ja expect from a Count-Tree Bumpkin...

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I still haven't found my Miss Right;
the girl with the cat was a fright:
she farted all day
and stank of decay,
then played with her pussy all night...

for the Baggage contest...

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His mates made old Barney walk the plank
They had, for a long time, told him he stank
For bathe he would not
Or pee in the pot
But it was his feet that were just too rank


4/14/19...

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While poking around in an old tree trunk
I came nose to nose with a stinky skunk
He suddenly raised his tail
Twas' such a horrible smell
For my wife said that I stink, stank, and stunk...

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Listen to poem:

The dark was damp, dank 
a clammy scum, clung. 
A sticky wet seep, stank.
The tainted tacit touch of skin 
was rough, cold and slimy, 
not warm, smooth and welcoming.
Our love was rank, dank, done over....

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Pass gas
From ass

Make smell
From hell

You fart
Eyes smart

Here goes
Hold nose

Drop one
Stink bomb

It stank
Smells rank

Need loo
Do pooh


Jan Allison
4th September 2014...

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The larger the bird, the larger the turd
   The bigger the tart, the louder the fart
The more beans he ate, the darker his fate
   The more he drank, the more he stank

All the lines above rhyme perfectly internally
   Yet to call them poetry rankles eternally...

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Do rubles rain right into his bank?
Tells many lies, can Trump be frank?
Made appointments, but they stank.
His approval ratings again just sank.
Investigated, so gave Comey yank!
Most now think he’s a hopeless wank.


[just having a little fun at Orange Trumplestiltskin)...

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Inflation rages
       Outdoing wages

       Stock Market tanked
       Stench from DC stank

       Fed increases spending
       High interest on homes, impending

       The answer in November comes
       Do not re-elect the same bums


                       9/29/2022...

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“We appreciate that cousin”
  said the Rebel to the Yank

As all glory left the battlefield
  where rows of corpses stank

“We appreciate that cousin”
   as the bullets set to fly

“But our family’s set upon itself
   —and one of us must die”

(Villanova Pennsylvania: February, 2019)...

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my eyes are blank
your heart stank
but i snorted it all up
anyway-- i can't see
in the dark (much blind)
yet i still seem to 
find my way where i
need to go. emotion is
archaic, etched in stone
covered in moss- i am
alone, at a loss for
de(fenced in, tangled
in the vines of a past 
unsurpassed)....

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Rapspin Rockshere
Where did you get
Them jammies from
If jam on rapping swing
And sing to articulate
Hey Getwiffya you
Gone let me stank
Day up?
Gobble ain't got nothing
He can't have
What makes you
Wanna ph@ck?
Gibble Dribble say
We in love
And let me do
My thing!
Talking sweet, might
Help you get it on
Just go buy the ring!...

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I once knew an old bloke called Peter
Whose body could smell so much sweeter
He stank of stale wee
B O and coffee
T’was worse when he sat by the heater!

His daughter whose name is Anita
Tried hard to help Peter smell sweeter
He bathes twice a day
She gave him some spray
From Peter there is no foul fetor!

04~09~17...

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I am not afraid
I feel no fear
I am never scared
This is how I felt until I saw your face
It makes me want to faint and on top of that your breath is stank
Your clothes are ranky 
You are a foe and not my friend
I hope to never see your face again
If I do it will be the end of me
One look at your face and you will be rid of me
You are what you are
You are the Ugly...

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Ex-boyfriend, I'll call him Jermaine
His farting just drove me insane
Foul farts how they stank
oh boy it was rank
twas like standing by a blocked drain  


Because he would constantly toot
I vented I’d give  him the boot
I said we are parting
Just can’t stand your farting
my airspace you always pollute 

FICTION POEM

05/29/21...

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Pushups and planks
Now armpits  stank

Roping and jumping 
Outdoors I'm loving

Kicking and punching
Tension and stress releasing

Netflix on house arrest
Sunshine and fresh air,  I confess

Kissed by the sun
Just vying for some fun

Social distancing 
Nature I'm embracing 

Mellifluous birds I hear
Living with no fear

Quarantine commanding
God's word I'm standing...

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She'd been lying on the table for some time  
crumbled from being assaulted in a crime      
The odor she issued had turned quite rank
Some would bluntly say, "Gawd, she stank!"

When her veins turned a gross shade of  blue
I knew I had to keep her away from my fondue
"Waiter, please find me another table or booth
Ruined is my appetite for cheese and vermouth."


~Not contest bound~...

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Listen to poem:

The mist ooozed
the echo to one way.
It was so dark and dank
my breath stank, impaled
by will–o'–the–wisp
mirage, flickering
candle-like, remote.

Ghosts-like swirls arose
through the mist, but nobody
came.
Silence pierced and
popped up, but nobody
came.
Storm abated, flood
flee flouted, but nobody
came.

I lay damp and dying, crying
for having lied about where I was going — 
fault and blame, and never knowing
lay beside me, nobody
came....

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Mae West 
Large chest.

Cruise ship
Sea trip. 

Blue meth
Spells death. 

Clap more
Encore. 

Sun burn
Ne'er learn. 

Birds fly
Sky high. 

Palm trees 
Blue seas. 

Drunk tank
It stank. 

Red light
Sit tight. 

Wear pink
Boys wink. 

Bright bling
Gold ring. 

She bakes 
Nice cakes. 

Sea shore 
Waves roar. 

Sex toy
Lewd joy. 

First bike
Red trike. 

Cheap meal
Good deal.


Written 29th. September 2020....

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last night i had the strangest dream
 i dreamt i was all manky
 i had greasy hair and smelly feet
 and bogies in my hanky

 my ass was brown and pooey
 my ears full of yellow stuff
 my belly button stank cus
 of all the fuzzy fluff

 my eyes were black like pandas
 my pants were brown and fishy
 my armpits smelled like rotten eggs
 and my farts were wet and squishy

 i dreamed you called unexpectedly
 you surprised me at the door
 you looked aghast and took one whiff
 and fainted on the floor...

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