Best Stank Poems

Stank Breath and Funky Shoes Blues

I was at the soda shop the other day.
Met a cute girl there by the way,
Only thing about that I can see 
She had terrible stank breath...whooooeee !

On top of that, when I could again peruse, 
I gathered my wits...

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kelp seaworty here!
this is the seaworthy report!

 THEY WANTED SOMETHING DIFFERENT
THEY WANTED SOMETHING RIGHT
SOMETHING THAT COULD  TAKE THE STALNESS AWAY 
THEY GOT WHAT THEY WANTED
AND MAYBE A LITTLE MORE THAN THEY HAD ASKED.
THEY OPENED THE SHOW WITH A RANTING
MEMBER OF THE CHAMPIONSHIP COMMITY SPEAKING...

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Can you smell that smell

Where it comes from I can't tell

But it stinks so well...

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With less innocence in you,
You can function in any bank:
Naked words choosing very few,
Tact fully frank…
A real acting of the Real Jew,
A face not crank.

With less of our Christ
And your scruples sliced,
You would drop not every prank:
Normal deals alone to not redefine your rank;
A depositor...

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