Snog Poems - Poems about Snog

soirees

...The last three weeks have been a seemingly endless series of welcome parties, get-togethers, receptions, meet-and-greets and cocktail parties - every kind of cheesy or ostentatious soirée my Grandmèr...

bistro

...Peter (my bf) and I were in Paris, about three weeks ago (I was on Spring break, he was on vacation from work).
‘Headstart for Happiness,’ by ‘the Style Council,’ was playing low somewhere.
“This i...

Dad Limericks

...
Dad went to work on an egg each day 
Til one day the egg cracked on the way
Pants covered in yolk
It was not a joke
That his colleagues egged him on, all day.

Dad had an egg every si...

A Turquoise Noise

...A Turquoise Noise

Green is gift, I share.
   Hachoo noise made from the spray
and flew through the air.

Excuse, me!


by Martin Braun
July 2, 2023...

Snog Frog

...To snag a prince, ambitious ladies
bet all their money on a snog
but as a rule they end up getting...
a frog....

I Shall Love

...Tonight I shall call the shining stars
To descend down by your side too soon
And have it engulf the gloomy darkness,
Faintly the light shall snog you,
There you will behold me near you
Invisible...

Divertimento

...You pop my heart     so heavily    to the rhythm of
                  “like a prayer”from Madonna.
You flare the stars at night
                    gleaming towards darkside.
You flame the solar ...

Save the World

...[Dearest American friends... Gloucester is pronounced ‘Glosster’]

                               *

A sleepy old town in deep darkest Gloucester 
A stranger in town must be an imposter
He does...

Scrumpy Pumpy

...The brewery's apple provider
Saved Stella Strongbow from a spider
While having a snog
He fell in the grog
And spent the whole evening in cider

Love blossomed ’cause she was a cutie
And, it mu...

Humble B Bumble - 17 - It Will Never Bee

...It will never bee


Humble knocked on the door to BlondeBee’s parents home
And her Mom answered the door.
Hi Mrs. Friendly, I’m here to see BlondeBee.
I’ll just give her a call.


BlondeBee,...

Gastropod Looks For Love

...Wet slug
Wants hug

Slime trail
Cocktail

Locate
Slug mate

Damp log
Quick snog

Eggs laid
Slugs made...

Just Talking Kisses

...So..?

Yes what

Have you lost the plot?

No I have not! I am just feeling very hot

So..?

Yes what

Do you fancy a snog???

No I'd rather kiss my dog

Oh thanks a lot!!

DAMO...

Thankful

...To those Purple Orchids,
bringing my mystique out. 
wantedly or without my permit. 
To the brisk blow.,
to snog it tacitly 
here beside my ear. 
Then to the sturdy sea, 
for reminding me, 
Th...

Scrumpy

...The brewery's apple provider
Saved the manageress from a spider
While having a snog
He fell in the grog
And spent the whole evening in cider...

Bogglers

...Bogglers, (consumption, distraction)

The snog boggler's of lower snoop
are really rather dull
spending time smoking duur
eating till they're full

bogglers ne'er read to pass the time
but en...

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