Short Steaks Poems

Carving up his message,
  like steaks on a grill

The vision seared,
—as salvation burned

(Villanova Pennsylvania: January, 2013)...

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its  ataste
don't go to wastes
hot on a plate
its not fake
cover with butter
like no there other
in or out take
must have my BAKE
POTATES AND STEAKS...

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pork steaks, cut into small bits
an onion, chopped fine
a nice hot fresno pepper
strong, yellow curry
garden-fresh peaches
combine and
feast!
...

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Coco Chanel
Mademoiselle

Fragrant Scent
Big steaks money spent

Think again
In the den

Reality
Magazine

A folded flap
Scents Out
  ...

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The failings of leaders
Not taking into account
The needs of the people
Apart from their very own

They live in splendour
With steaks for dinner
Soft pillows to rest on
The people, skin and bone...

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Rib-eye steaks are on the pit
    Seasoned with dad’s rub
    Are you all ready to grub
       Meat will fall off bone
      One bite, it’ll be gone
          Then drink Ice,
                  Tea!...

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We would like to
eat steaks in Alaska
or fry battered mushrooms,
but the there is money
to be made
in the Southland.
The irises bloom here thickly,
and roses bleed,
while tinkering hands
use up the day....

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My eyes nearly popped out of my head
On the beach she was tanned and spread
    Then a shadow appeared
    Oops, her husband i feared
I'm now looking at steaks instead





http://www.thehighlanderspoems.com/humor.php...

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sitting in the pool
swimming in the moonlit night
steaks are on the grill
watermelon is on ice
what a lovely summer night













Written by, Treasa Jarvis
Date written.07/13/2011
"Tanka you contest on summer nights"...

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Limerick: Once a Politician on hunger strike

Once a Politician on hunger strike
Dreamed of juicy steaks Champagne and Klondike
Meantime ate humble pie
And promised not to die:
So they fed him caviar and the like!

© T. Wignesan – Paris, 2014...

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Serenading with sermons at services,
Serious seraphims searched out self-serving serpents.
But serrated silver certainly surpasses serenity.
Sirloin snake steaks seared and served by servants.


Written 11/26/17
for Barry Stebbings/Alliteration Contest...

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If I were a guy…I’d…

Go on a hunt
Learn to punt
Fix my own brakes
Eat rare steaks
Sport long johns
Stomp on tampons
Start bar fights
Ignore red lights
Swing a big axe
Stare at huge racks
Pack a huge luger
Nail a rich cougar!

*For Frank's Contest...

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              sunny, steaming, sultry
              summer saunters so sneakily
              smells of steaks simmer



                    
               
                        July 12, 2020
                        10:10am PST



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Felix, feeling famished, finished six thick steaks.
Felix, feeling foolish, states, “Thick steaks stink.”
Felix, feeling thirsty, swallows six thick shakes.
Felix, feeling sickly, states, "Thick shakes suck."
Felix, feeling fat, fumes, “Feckless, foolish schlub!”...

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Panda Pete was an avid carnivore
Devoured small birds, snakes, and wanted more
Followed the Amazon River to Ecuador
where he lived with a meat-eating matador
these two had a great time shopping at a grocery store
purchasing steaks, roasts, chicken, fish, meats galore....

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Hairy spiders do not grill
    steaks on consecutive Tuesdays
  due to alternate-side-residency-
    restrictions in bushes on parkways

  Nevertheless, if seeking opportunities
    to slake cracked-throat-thirst
  Welcome to the Wetlands
    where founts of poetry burst...

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*
Sun
Shining
Azure sky.
Barbie fired up
Soon the guests arrive
Bringing food and cold beer
Children play while adults chat
The steaks sizzling on the barbie.
Drinking and eating with much laughter
On this bright and warm August summer day....

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Today I cooked some steaks, 
I do believe steak is great,
I don't care what vegans say,
Maybe they should all piss off today!
Just kidding, believe what you like, I say,
I am cooking great steaks today!
No need to fuss, hold the bus,
Signed, one of the 'carnivores are us'!...

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To be successful at what you do
you’ve got to have the wright attitude
With success there is always failure
so, you can learn from ones’ aptitude

When you compete for juicy steaks
there always could be, a slight defect
Let’s face it, we all make mistakes
as no one can be, that perfect...

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No wind to blow over cups and plates
   No blistering sun to burn foreheads or napes
No ominous storm clouds roaming the sky
   No ants to spoil salads, steaks or pie

Welcome to our sunny indoor barbeque
   Where the elements outside are always subdued
Fire up the grill on the heated porch ~ AND
   Bring on the good times in climate-control land...

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Hot dogs, wieners, tube steaks, or any other name,
it's the traditional fare sold at any ballgame.
This long pink sausage in an elongated soft bun
is something that is a treat and a lot of fun.
Dress it up with mustard, relish, onions, et cetera.
Nothing's more popular in the United States of America.

Inspired by a poem written by Gershon Wolf.
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Dug and Blake wanted to bake
For a party at the lake
They decided to make-
Cheesecake and cupcakes
A large order to fill with-
no mistakes
It was a big order to undertake

Blake made large quantities 
of fishcakes
All coated with eggs and cornflakes
Dug also decided to take some steaks
Two choices for the meals for the lake
Then later dessert cupcakes and cheesecakes...

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Don’t be buffaloed it’s not Pancho Villa he’s dead
Just have’n a fling before what lies ahead
I respect Soup Creek and its laws
Although some have their flaws
There are no guns allowed where I am headed

Anaya’s Steak House, sure like the ring to that
A place of my own, where I’m no one’s door mat
On my way to the bordello
And then soon the rodeo
Mis campanero’s, I’m bringing my charro hat!...

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Bombs dropping
Wives shopping

Guns blazing
Frats hazing

Troops shooting
Crooks looting

Tanks rumbling
Drunks stumbling

Ships sinking
Flirts winking

More killing
Steaks grilling

Blood flowing
Moms sewing

Wounds gaping
Teens vaping

Men missing
Lips kissing

Hordes dying
Pols lying...



        September 10, 2020
    Threes, Please Poetry Contest
        Sponsor: Beth Evans...

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I am the polar bear who loves to eat sweets.
You can have hams, chickens and other meets.
I like peppermint, chocolate and gingerbread.
Especially those men baked by my cousin Ed.

I am the polar bear who loves to taste icing every day.
Frosting makes my pancakes taste a particularly wonderful way.
You can have barbequed pork, hamburgers, steaks and such.
My mouth is ready for sugars, vanilla, and a cinnamon touch....

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