Salad Dressing Poems - Poems about Salad Dressing

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...Inventing Cusher Ball
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Botrytis she spoke of the need of these things
a tantilizing pleasure she spoke
the admiration of the tears a marvelous flute and
a beautifu...

Seventy-plus Drama

...
  Excuse me, waiter
    I can't be late for --
  Er, do you know the blessing
    for salad dressing...

  OK, then shovel some ice
    in my drink
   Helps septuagenarians go
    clink, cl...

Who's Arrogance

...she babbled over the gosip.
citing what she thought was fair.
She mentioned people she knew and some
she didn't know. And emsized who didn't care
if they cared they'd be here helping wiff the pie...

Pungeant Kisses

...Chickpeas drained and
smashed
2 Cups
1 teaspoon of lemon zest
1 teaspoon of lemon juice
1 tablespoon of cilantro
1 teaspoon of garlic powder
3 green onions chopped fine
5 tablespoons of dried...

Tad Waddler

...Tad Waddler's   Drawbar Vogel Crumpets
     1/3 cup of salad dressing
     6 cups of selfrising flour
     1 1/3 cup of milk
     5 tablespoon of sugar
     5 tablespoon of cooked grits
      5...

My Watch

...It’s Sunday morning, my watch shows that it’s 33° and 5:58 am. Surprisingly, half of us are up and motile. My excuse is that I’m scheduled to volunteer at the hospital this morning. 
Leong just came...

Bourbon Street Yeet

...I was at a wild party,
up above bourbon street.
When someone cried out,
so, what's a Yeet?
An imbibed guy replied,
as he rose from his seat.
"Au contraire Mes aims,
e'st fait accompli."
Well,...

Fried Bologna Sandwiches

...Get a slice of bologna extra thick
add butter to the frying pan so it won't stick
Cut the bologna in the shape of a German cross
fry it till the edges brown the taste is boss

I am not trying to...

Et Tu

...I was forwarded a photo
Of a steak knife, firmly stuck
Into salad dressing in a 
Plastic bottle; I thought - yuck!

Dressing oozed where it was punctured
And I wondered what it meant,
Then I n...

Love In a Bowl

...I missed the meals mama used to cook 
Her recipes were not in the cookery book 
Mama was just more of a kitchen queen 
She's the best cook we have ever seen 

Mama's Fufu with Chicken soup was m...

If President Trump Knew Me

...If President Trump knew me 
What would I be? 
A prince, pauper or just someone with a degree 
He the President may know me from a time when I was a little chukker 
During the time when the new Ca...

Gettin Our Thang Taggatha----Simple Song

...invoice number twenty seventy six
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15 violins
10 Chellos
10 bassoons
10 clarinets
5 flutes
5 tubas
10 French-horns
3 bass guitars
2 (pairs...

Mondaynight Muncho Broskie

...saltease slaw
1 cup of dried cranberries
1 cup of diced cucumber (shredded)
2 cups of grannie smith apples (Shredded)
2 cups of shredded cabbage
1/4 cup of avocdo crushed
1/4 cup of sesame seed...

Putting Up the Shunnaels

...3/4 to 1 pound of ground lamb
1/4 cup of lemon juice
3 tablespoons of rosemary
1 tablespoon of cayenne pepper
1 tablespoon of ground ginger
1 tablespoon of garlic cloves (crushed)
3 anchovies (...

When Poets Shop

...When Poets Shop

Finding a robin on the freeway
is not more startling than encountering
a poet in the condiments aisle
at the market.  When worlds collide!

His tall red-bandana'd figure
stri...

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