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My lost cousin
...I sat on a chair completely nervous to know where I would do my youth service. Then came the rudest shock of my whole life, I'd have to go up north where strifes were rife. I didn't even try to......
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Maclawrence Famuyiwa
Categories:
rudest,
angst, anxiety, cousin, family,
Form:
Rhyme
rudest guest ever
...are those Tiffany lamps? the new neighbor asks me, staring at my stuff. I have no idea, but I like them, I reply. Were they expensive? She asks. Rudest guest ever.......
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Caren Krutsinger
Categories:
rudest,
life,
Form:
Light Verse
A Car To a Mechanic
...These days good cars oddly somersault, So this jeep you keep ridding of fault Big cash you shall be getting plus malt; Journey time I might speed catapult; Now,alive and kicking,next in vault... ......
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Chinedum Ekwobi
Categories:
rudest,
care, cry, devotion, wisdom,
Form:
Rhyme
What They Do In Theos Lodge
...That’s’ what they do in Theo’s lodge: All sorts of wrong papers forge; There every nosing cop dodge, Who’d rogues from hideouts disgorge… In Theo’s lodge would hoodlums surge, Sweet crime at ......
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Chinedum Ekwobi
Categories:
rudest,
allusion, corruption, people, pollution,
Form:
Rhyme
Contrarian Veterinarian
...In Encino there's a veterinarian who is the Valleys rudest contrarian He'll insult a shy tabby Greet a pug: Hey there, flabby! But at home, he's a kind Presbyterian 5/17/22......
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Robert Gorelick
Categories:
rudest,
humor,
Form:
Limerick
From a Childless Father
...None rankle me like a parent so blind, he or she that see what they choose to see. O readers, I beg of that rudest kind must they breed so damn prolifically? A time to be seen, a time to ......
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Keith D Trestrail
Categories:
rudest,
children, parents,
Form:
Sonnet
Oldtown
...Tall and narrow, the houses stand, wall against wall, hunched together on the edge of the cobbled street, as if armed against the unknown. Tiny balconies Where laundry Used hang on railin......
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Barbara Peckham
Categories:
rudest,
change, memory,
Form:
Free verse
The Rudest Awakening
...The dead are tired, the living go on Breathless and timeless, all energy gone The dead left to wander, betwixt and between Finality’s heartbreak —the end of the dream (Philadelphia Ro......
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Kurt Philip Behm
Categories:
rudest,
death, life,
Form:
Rhyme
So Sad For Her Felt Bad For Her
...He thought it was a rude slight The rudest one he’d had all night. She had no idea he felt this way. She was truly only trying to play. Her sarcasm was not too bright. She had shoved him away ......
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Caren Krutsinger
Categories:
rudest,
10th grade, 11th grade,
Form:
Rondeau
New York City Resident
...I met the rudest librarian. "I'd like a library card, "I said to him. "You have to prove, "he said annoyed, "that you're a New York City resident." I said, "No problem," then I stabbed him.......
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Billy Thekidster
Categories:
rudest,
new york,
Form:
Rhyme
It Happened Again
...At my doctor’s clinic, I again encountered “Bot1”; nearly running over people in front of me. It seemed to be coming towards me; to its whims I’d nearly succumbed. No, “excuse me......
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M. L. Kiser
Categories:
rudest,
angst, imagination, perspective, science,
Form:
Free verse
Waiting
...Feet still ache and shoulders are sore, From the labors this night that they bore. And still, a smile must they show, To those who come to this abode. With diligence and steady hand, Order......
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Dan Cwiak
Categories:
rudest,
appreciation, dedication, food, people,
Form:
Rhyme
Rude Polly Parrot
...Rude Polly Parrot Pretty Polly Parrot likes saying naughty words Pretty Polly Parrot is the Rudest of all Birds But should you ever wonder Why Parrots are so bold They only repeat master’s w......
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Kevin Shaw
Categories:
rudest,
bird, fun, nonsense, rude,
Form:
Rhyme
Genghis Khan
...Ride, ride, ride thou figure from the East In thy curse hath many a mother wept On thy brow the furrows of distant steppes Yield unto a steely mask of doom Destruction follows in thy path and yet......
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Kyle Elsbernd
Categories:
rudest,
adventure, education, history, writing,
Form:
Iambic Pentameter
Akula
...AKULA Mark and I caught the last plane from Ft. Lauderdale to New Orleans to escape Hurricane Andrew, leaving Akula ,our boat, tied up at Rolly Shipyard to face the wrath alone. The next few hell ......
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Judy Konos
Categories:
rudest,
adventure,
Form:
Narrative
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