Rudest Poems - Poems about Rudest

My lost cousin

...I sat on a chair completely nervous
to know where I would do my youth service.
Then came the rudest shock of my whole life,
I'd have to go up north where strifes were rife.

I didn't even try to...

rudest guest ever

...are those Tiffany lamps?
the new neighbor asks me, staring at my stuff.
I have no idea, but I like them, I reply.
Were they expensive? She asks.
Rudest guest ever....

A Car To a Mechanic

...These days good cars oddly somersault,
So this jeep you keep ridding of fault
Big cash you shall be getting plus malt;
Journey time I might speed catapult;
Now,alive and kicking,next in vault...
...

What They Do In Theos Lodge

...That’s’ what they do in Theo’s lodge:
All sorts of wrong papers forge;
There every nosing cop dodge,
Who’d rogues from hideouts disgorge…

In Theo’s lodge would hoodlums surge, 
Sweet crime at ...

Contrarian Veterinarian

...In Encino there's a veterinarian
who is the Valleys rudest contrarian
He'll insult a shy tabby
Greet a pug: Hey there, flabby!
But at home, he's a kind Presbyterian
                    5/17/22...

From a Childless Father

...None rankle me like a parent so blind,
  he or she that see what they choose to see.
O readers, I beg of that rudest kind
  must they breed so damn prolifically?
A time to be seen, a time to ...

Oldtown

...Tall and narrow,
the houses stand,
wall against wall,
hunched together
on the edge of the 
cobbled street,
as if armed against
the unknown.
Tiny balconies
Where laundry 
Used hang on railin...

The Rudest Awakening

...The dead are tired,
the living go on

Breathless and timeless,
all energy gone

The dead left to wander,
betwixt and between

Finality’s heartbreak
—the end of the dream

(Philadelphia Ro...

So Sad For Her Felt Bad For Her

...He thought it was a rude slight
The rudest one he’d had all night.
She had no idea he felt this way.
She was truly only trying to play.
Her sarcasm was not too bright.

She had shoved him away ...

New York City Resident

...I met the rudest librarian.
"I'd like a library card, "I said to him.
"You have to prove, "he said annoyed, "that you're a New York City resident."
I said, "No problem,"
then I stabbed him....

It Happened Again

...At my doctor’s clinic, I again encountered “Bot1”; 
nearly running over people in front of me.  
It seemed to be coming towards me; 
to its whims I’d nearly succumbed.

No, “excuse me...

Waiting

...Feet still ache and shoulders are sore,
From the labors this night that they bore.
And still, a smile must they show,
To those who come to this abode.

  With diligence and steady hand,
  Order...

Rude Polly Parrot

...Rude Polly Parrot

Pretty Polly Parrot
likes saying naughty words
Pretty Polly Parrot is the
Rudest of all Birds
But should you ever wonder
Why Parrots are so bold
They only repeat master’s w...

Genghis Khan

...Ride, ride, ride thou figure from the East
In thy curse hath many a mother wept
On thy brow the furrows of distant steppes
Yield unto a steely mask of doom
Destruction follows in thy path and yet...

Akula

...AKULA

Mark and I caught the last plane from Ft. Lauderdale to New Orleans to escape Hurricane Andrew, leaving Akula ,our boat, tied up at Rolly Shipyard to face the wrath alone. The next few hell ...

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