Short Rudest Poems
Short Rudest Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Rudest by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Rudest by length and keyword.
rudest guest ever
are those Tiffany lamps?
the new neighbor asks me, staring at my stuff.
I have no idea, but I like them, I reply.
Were they expensive? She asks.
Rudest guest ever....
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Categories:
rudest, life,
Form:
Light Verse
New York City Resident
I met the rudest librarian.
"I'd like a library card, "I said to him.
"You have to prove, "he said annoyed, "that you're a New York City resident."
I said, "No problem,"
then I stabbed him....
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Categories:
rudest, new york,
Form:
Rhyme
Contrarian Veterinarian
In Encino there's a veterinarian
who is the Valleys rudest contrarian
He'll insult a shy tabby
Greet a pug: Hey there, flabby!
But at home, he's a kind Presbyterian
5/17/22...
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Categories:
rudest, humor,
Form:
Limerick
Rude Polly Parrot
Rude Polly Parrot
Pretty Polly Parrot
likes saying naughty words
Pretty Polly Parrot is the
Rudest of all Birds
But should you ever wonder
Why Parrots are so bold
They only repeat master’s words
If the truth be told...
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Categories:
rudest, bird, fun, nonsense, rude, silly, words,
Form:
Rhyme
The Rudest Awakening
The dead are tired,
the living go on
Breathless and timeless,
all energy gone
The dead left to wander,
betwixt and between
Finality’s heartbreak
—the end of the dream
(Philadelphia Ronald McDonald House: May, 2021)...
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Categories:
rudest, death, life,
Form:
Rhyme