Long Rudest Poems

AKULA

Mark and I caught the last plane from Ft. Lauderdale to New Orleans to escape Hurricane Andrew, leaving Akula ,our boat, tied up at Rolly Shipyard to face the wrath alone. The next few hell...

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Real Rally Rude
Another in a series of rude poems this is number five.
The boy eye noticed him and then ignored him remember boy
And the eye will soon get back to him as we aer now...

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My heart races touching your deep Spirit's kiss, 
The softness of your voice soothes my abyss.
My tear's curb crumbles greening my shrink cry.
My soul torn apart wondering to know why.

Wrong thoughts, so cruel wait the...

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Ride, ride, ride thou figure from the East
In thy curse hath many a mother wept
On thy brow the furrows of distant steppes
Yield unto a steely mask of doom
Destruction follows in thy path and yet
Methinks I...

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CharlaXFabels
HOW ROOD
PARTTWO
The decadence of Society, RUDE, has finally sickened me; the only thing to do is 
pray to GOD to quicken me when he bumped me and all eye did was make the 
references to...

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The Conversation 
Woken up tragically to the strings tied to me 
there just is what is 
my teeth chattered 
it was as if i had seen a ghost 
she read my colors and said my...

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Its been three years since we've met 
two years since we started sharing a bed 
and one year since we haven't been
fighting on what could have been. 
wishing you'd give up her hand 
hoping you'd...

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At my doctor’s clinic, I again encountered “Bot1”; 
nearly running over people in front of me.  
It seemed to be coming towards me; 
to its whims I’d nearly succumbed.

No, “excuse me”, “Lookout” or a...

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Still unemployed.
traveling to fill that void.
Steady pains, no reason to complain.
Everything is so clear.
This vision is so strange.
Leading my life, heart first.
Thanks to gods grace,
I dodged my ride in the big black hurst.
Twice.
Some say my...

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I must be the last fellow
dedicated to a platonic love,
that makes me dream
while life flees
and just disappears
into the shadows of the evening:
forgetting that life
exists because of love...

 These  walls of cold stone,
suffocate me in...

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I sat on a chair completely nervous
to know where I would do my youth service.
Then came the rudest shock of my whole life,
I'd have to go up north where strifes were rife.

I didn't even try...

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The Whisper of Love
The mild spring wind whispered: I love you and stroked 
my face… but then it clouded over the wind hoarsely 
shouted: I love you. I fled indoors but it howled nonstop 
by...

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"Frosty Morning"
by Rachel Heffington
I've heard that in the halls of old
They plated everything with gold-
The chandeliers, the pillars, floors
With spoils from their latest wars.
Yet all this splendor cannot be
As rich as what is given me.

For...

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Feet will ache and shoulders are sore,
From the labors this night that they bore.

Still a smile must they show,
To those who come to this abode.

With diligence and steady hand,
Orders are taken at others' command.

So to...

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Feet still ache and shoulders are sore,
From the labors this night that they bore.
And still, a smile must they show,
To those who come to this abode.

  With diligence and steady hand,
  Orders are...

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Tall and narrow,
the houses stand,
wall against wall,
hunched together
on the edge of the 
cobbled street,
as if armed against
the unknown.
Tiny balconies
Where laundry 
Used hang on railings 
To dry, now bursting
With potted plants 
Walls bright yellows, 
greens and...

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Asking you to be you
Because you are seeming a little blue
Carless from life, taking into mind
Doesn't that keep you on time!
Even though you have been a leaving,
Freedom has brought you back to  my door
Geese...

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Speak not to me of Edelweiss,
Come share this scene;
Cast jealous eyes towards Lucerne,
For by it’s banks, in verdant calm,
There reigns the White Angel supreme.

Mis-stepping tourists, hounds unleashed,
The rudest climes;
She only bends towards the east,
And when...

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I was walking straightly along the street,

Eyes of unknown were saying their warm greet.

Feels like that I was being stripped,

Eyes of unknown were trying me to grip.

 

 

I was walking straightly along the street,

Grins...

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I know its harsh sometimes the way that I yell
but its the only way to let you know you're as boring as hell
I don't need this game or your sympathies
I know its hard to hear...

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None rankle me like a parent so blind,
  he or she that see what they choose to see.
O readers, I beg of that rudest kind
  must they breed so damn prolifically?
A time to...

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He thought it was a rude slight
The rudest one he’d had all night.
She had no idea he felt this way.
She was truly only trying to play.
Her sarcasm was not too bright.

She had shoved him away...

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That’s’ what they do in Theo’s lodge:
All sorts of wrong papers forge;
There every nosing cop dodge,
Who’d rogues from hideouts disgorge…

In Theo’s lodge would hoodlums surge, 
Sweet crime at all times their urge;
There, new forms of...

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These days good cars oddly somersault,
So this jeep you keep ridding of fault
Big cash you shall be getting plus malt;
Journey time I might speed catapult;
Now,alive and kicking,next in vault...
My dear wife won't fancy the result:
Sure...

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