Pish Poems - Poems about Pish

.... Brerrrrr scraaape scrape scrape scraaaaape scrape scrape scrape ......Read the rest...

...Though People think you are so soft But I know in your veins is blood Who want to touch you in the croft, Whose heart submerges in zeal's flood ......Read the rest...

...Our hen dropped an egg – plop! Orange balloon stuck - pop! Odd wee bird sang - cuckoo! Obese farmer screamed - shoo! Old satin skirt went - swish! Once ripe grape trampled –......Read the rest...

...goes out to.....drum roll returning champion Scotland it was close this year So close virus so close but an arms length hug away awaits for a chance --------------a hope --------------anothe......Read the rest...

...With inspiration born from noted malcontent I composed, dismayed at the reason to vent In defense of poets, I am inclined to defend I'll wear a blue dress to commend, not offend I've been waiti......Read the rest...

...President William H. Taft Was according to legend so big in the aft That he got stuck in the splish-splosh, But that's probably pish-posh. (Note: Although President Taft did indeed have a......Read the rest...

...Such a mystery is a fish I wonder how a fish can pish Then there's the matter of sleep at night Does a fish have eyelids to block out sight? Don't even ask me how they mate For I've n......Read the rest...

...My better other half Who I call Secsee Today did say to me If you wish to continue our sexual liaison's Or want me to have sex with you ever again The next time you take or need a P......Read the rest...

...It was a cloudy sky Drizzle had just stopped softly On this enchanting evening, I was lined lucky As there was an ugly beggar who deserved care, swiftly I stopped my car before that hotel wher......Read the rest...

...Pish Posh, I was taking a bawth round about half past three When all of a sudden in my window I spied a man in a tree He was leering and when I looked back again Pish Posh, he was gone, g......Read the rest...

...My Wish, Pure Pish Would all that I read Forever stay in my head Many heads I’d carry And, a Gorgon I’d be! Gen is what remains If memory loses its gains So long Grad. Cap I don I’d b......Read the rest...

...Lives wasted with foolish dreams, of love and kindness. I hold no grudge, nor Envy. But I say, Pish Posh! Love in Life is gone and nothing True comes of it. For Love is gone... for Love is gone... I......Read the rest...

...perversley an in accordance wae mad men a tried tae conterfeit ma future but successfully a succumed tae the lies of the past.In ma mair lucid moments a new they wir pure pish,if only hin......Read the rest...

...“no, it’s ‘pish posh’” really? i heard it on this one program where i most certainly thought they said “pish tosh,” as if they were too snobby to say the words that they really wanted to say? “wel......Read the rest...

...People say my poetry is mostly doom and gloom But I’m a funny person and I’ll prove it to you soon My wit and sharp ripostes are a constant delight Let’s see if I can tell this story to prove I’m ......Read the rest...