Pish Poems - Poems about Pish

pirate sought by females

...looter marauder
a freebooting buccaneer
plundering pirate

pish posh thievery
pillaging provoking
sought by females...

Just a Bunch of Nonsense

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Daze and days of penmanship
Potent perhaps a touch of sun
Shipshape warming of outlet ink
Ishmael invites a tale; I say: “stowaway”
Stop all blubbering; just get yammering
Yo ho soupmates, w...

stashsicles

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                 Br'errrrr

                scraaape
                  scrape
                  scrape
              scraaaaape
             scrape scrape
                  scrape

    ...

A Confession To the Red Rose

...Though People think you are so soft
               But I know in your veins is blood
Who want to touch you in the croft,
               Whose heart submerges in zeal's flood
                     ...

Onomatopoeia

...Our hen dropped an egg – plop!     
Orange balloon stuck - pop!    
Odd wee bird sang - cuckoo!    
Obese farmer screamed - shoo!    
Old satin skirt went - swish!    
Once ripe grape trampled –...

National I'M Naw In the Mood For Your Pish the Day Awards

...goes out to.....drum roll
returning champion
Scotland
it was close this year
So close virus
so close
but an arms length hug away
awaits for a chance
--------------a hope
--------------anothe...

My Blue Dress Is Not a Fashion Statement

...With inspiration born from noted malcontent
I composed, dismayed at the reason to vent
In defense of poets, I am inclined to defend
I'll wear a blue dress to commend, not offend

I've been waiti...

Our Portliest President

...President William H. Taft
Was according to legend so big in the aft
That he got stuck in the splish-splosh,
But that's probably pish-posh.


(Note: Although President Taft did indeed have a...

Such a Mystery Is a Fish

...Such a mystery is a fish
   I wonder how a fish can pish
Then there's the matter of sleep at night
   Does a fish have eyelids to block out sight?

Don't even ask me how they mate
   For I've n...

Naughty But Nice and Soft Funny Secs Poem

...My better other half 

Who I call Secsee

Today did say to me 

If you wish to continue our sexual liaison's 

Or want me to have sex with you ever again

The next time you take or need a P...

I Offered But He Never Adored

...It was a cloudy sky
Drizzle had just stopped softly
On this enchanting evening, I was lined lucky
As there was an ugly beggar who deserved care, swiftly

I stopped my car before that hotel
wher...

Pish Posh I Was Taking a Bawth

...Pish Posh, I was taking a bawth round about half past three
When all of a sudden in my window I spied a man in a tree
He was leering and when
I looked back again
Pish Posh, he was gone, g...

My Wish, Pure Pish

...My Wish, Pure Pish
	

Would all that I read
Forever stay in my head
Many heads I’d carry
And, a Gorgon I’d be!

Gen is what remains
If memory loses its gains 
So long Grad. Cap I don
I’d b...

Lives Wasted With Foolish Dreams

...Lives wasted with foolish dreams,
of love and kindness.
I hold no grudge, nor Envy.
But I say, Pish Posh!
Love in Life is gone
and nothing True comes of it.

For Love is gone... for Love is gone...
I...

Ma Heed

...perversley an in accordance 
wae mad men a tried tae 
conterfeit ma future but 
successfully a succumed tae 
the lies of the past.In ma mair 
lucid moments a new they wir 
pure pish,if only hin...

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