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Pish Poems - Poems about Pish

Premium Member Just a Bunch of Nonsense
... Daze and days of penmanship Potent perhaps a touch of sun Shipshape warming of outlet ink Ishmael invites a tale; I say: “stowaway” Stop all blubbering; just get yammering Yo ho soupmates, w......

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Categories: pish, writing,
Form: Alliteration
stashsicles
.... Br'errrrr scraaape scrape scrape scraaaaape scrape scrape scrape ......

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Categories: pish, beautiful, blessing, extended metaphor,
Form: Free verse



A Confession To the Red Rose
...Though People think you are so soft But I know in your veins is blood Who want to touch you in the croft, Whose heart submerges in zeal's flood ......

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Categories: pish, conflict, feelings, identity, image,
Form: Rengay
Premium Member Onomatopoeia
...Our hen dropped an egg – plop! Orange balloon stuck - pop! Odd wee bird sang - cuckoo! Obese farmer screamed - shoo! Old satin skirt went - swish! Once ripe grape trampled –......

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Categories: pish, humor, nonsense, onomatopoeia,
Form: List
National I'M Naw In the Mood For Your Pish the Day Awards
...goes out to.....drum roll returning champion Scotland it was close this year So close virus so close but an arms length hug away awaits for a chance --------------a hope --------------anothe......

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Categories: pish, poetry,
Form: Free verse



Premium Member My Blue Dress Is Not a Fashion Statement
...With inspiration born from noted malcontent I composed, dismayed at the reason to vent In defense of poets, I am inclined to defend I'll wear a blue dress to commend, not offend I've been waiti......

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Categories: pish, perspective,
Form: Rhyme
Our Portliest President
...President William H. Taft Was according to legend so big in the aft That he got stuck in the splish-splosh, But that's probably pish-posh. (Note: Although President Taft did indeed have a......

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Categories: pish, funny, history, humorous,
Form: Clerihew
Premium Member Such a Mystery Is a Fish
...Such a mystery is a fish I wonder how a fish can pish Then there's the matter of sleep at night Does a fish have eyelids to block out sight? Don't even ask me how they mate For I've n......

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Categories: pish, fish, silly,
Form: Light Verse
Naughty But Nice and Soft Funny Secs Poem
...My better other half Who I call Secsee Today did say to me If you wish to continue our sexual liaison's Or want me to have sex with you ever again The next time you take or need a P......

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Categories: pish, funny,
Form: Free verse
I Offered But He Never Adored
...It was a cloudy sky Drizzle had just stopped softly On this enchanting evening, I was lined lucky As there was an ugly beggar who deserved care, swiftly I stopped my car before that hotel wher......

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Categories: pish, anxiety, caregiving, giving, love,
Form: Quatrain
Premium Member Pish Posh I Was Taking a Bawth
...Pish Posh, I was taking a bawth round about half past three When all of a sudden in my window I spied a man in a tree He was leering and when I looked back again Pish Posh, he was gone, g......

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Categories: pish, humorous,
Form: Limerick
My Wish, Pure Pish
...My Wish, Pure Pish Would all that I read Forever stay in my head Many heads I’d carry And, a Gorgon I’d be! Gen is what remains If memory loses its gains So long Grad. Cap I don I’d b......

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Categories: pish,
Form: Rhyme
Lives Wasted With Foolish Dreams
...Lives wasted with foolish dreams, of love and kindness. I hold no grudge, nor Envy. But I say, Pish Posh! Love in Life is gone and nothing True comes of it. For Love is gone... for Love is gone... I......

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Categories: pish, beautiful, dark, fire, grief,
Form: Romanticism
Ma Heed
...perversley an in accordance wae mad men a tried tae conterfeit ma future but successfully a succumed tae the lies of the past.In ma mair lucid moments a new they wir pure pish,if only hin......

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Categories: pish, animal, fear,
Form: Bio
Pish Tosh
...“no, it’s ‘pish posh’” really? i heard it on this one program where i most certainly thought they said “pish tosh,” as if they were too snobby to say the words that they really wanted to say? “wel......

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Categories: pish, life,
Form: Free verse

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