Naughty But Nice and Soft Funny Secs Poem

My better other half 

Who I call Secsee

Today did say to me 

If you wish to continue our sexual liaison's 

Or want me to have sex with you ever again

The next time you take or need a Pish 

Then you better remember to leave the toilet seat down

Or the only thing you will be making love to in the not to distant future

Is those dodge sites you keep wiping from your computer

And just them you will be resigned to history

Do you get me ?
Copyright © | Year Posted 2018

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Allison Avatar
July 15, 2018 at 5:18 AM
lol Chris I have a friend who says he's 'taking his fish for a walk' it really makes me giggle:-) hugs jan xx
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