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Premium Member Pish Posh I Was Taking a Bawth
Pish Posh, I was taking a bawth round about half past three
When all of a sudden in my window I spied a man in a tree
He was leering and when
I looked back again
Pish Posh, he was gone, guess he freaked out at the size of...

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Categories: pish, humorous,
Form: Limerick
My Wish, Pure Pish
My Wish, Pure Pish
	

Would all that I read
Forever stay in my head
Many heads I’d carry
And, a Gorgon I’d be!

Gen is what remains
If memory loses its gains 
So long Grad. Cap I don
I’d be a happy Gorgon!


JM

23rd Oct’ 2013...

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Categories: pish,
Form: Rhyme
Pish Tosh
“no, it’s ‘pish posh’”

really?  i heard it on this one program where i most certainly thought they said “pish tosh,” as if they were too snobby to say the words that they really wanted to say?

“well why the **** would they do that? ...

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Categories: pish, life,
Form: Free verse

Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry



National I'M Naw In the Mood For Your Pish the Day Awards
goes out to.....drum roll
returning champion
Scotland
it was close this year
So close virus
so close
but an arms length hug away
awaits for a chance
--------------a hope
--------------another day
_________an unmasked smile
---------------a kiss
---------------awhileing poet's
with a word that i made...

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Categories: pish, poetry,
Form: Free verse

Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry