Short Pish Poems
Short Pish Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Pish by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Pish by length and keyword.
looter marauder
a freebooting buccaneer
plundering pirate
pish posh thievery
pillaging provoking
sought by females
Pain departed a sacred portion of human flash.
A devout detortion and flamboyant living dash.
Flagrant flaunt impregnate impish liege slash.
Slanderous sleave and pitiable pithecanthrope,
Pishogue sagacious mistranslated pish a girl rash.
My Wish, Pure Pish
Would all that I read
Forever stay in my head
Many heads I’d carry
And, a Gorgon I’d be!
Gen is what remains
If memory loses its gains
So long Grad. Cap I don
I’d be a happy Gorgon!
JM
23rd Oct’ 2013
Our hen dropped an egg – plop!
Orange balloon stuck - pop!
Odd wee bird sang - cuckoo!
Obese farmer screamed - shoo!
Old satin skirt went - swish!
Once ripe grape trampled – squish!
One sound-word this – oh, pish!
Written April 2, 2021
goes out to.....drum roll
returning champion
Scotland
it was close this year
So close virus
so close
but an arms length hug away
awaits for a chance
--------------a hope
--------------another day
_________an unmasked smile
---------------a kiss
---------------awhileing poet's
with a word that i made
Pish Posh, I was taking a bawth round about half past three
When all of a sudden in my window I spied a man in a tree
He was leering and when
I looked back again
Pish Posh, he was gone, guess he freaked out at the size of my weenie
(Thanks to my new friend, Lin Lane)
© Jack Ellison 2015
Such a mystery is a fish
I wonder how a fish can pish
Then there's the matter of sleep at night
Does a fish have eyelids to block out sight?
Don't even ask me how they mate
For I've never seen one on a date
And as for where they hang their hats
Go find a fish who knows where he's at
So, as we consider this thorny puzzle---
Hey, wait a sec! ~ I just saw two fish nuzzle!
perversley an in accordance
wae mad men a tried tae
conterfeit ma future but
successfully a succumed tae
the lies of the past.In ma mair
lucid moments a new they wir
pure pish,if only hindsights eye
wiz mair pronounced cause am
distressed an dismayed it how
easily a wiz played and
persuaded tae believe thit two
an two wir five,disgracefully
and owtrageously a hiv
complied wae the greatist of
lies.
My better other half
Who I call Secsee
Today did say to me
If you wish to continue our sexual liaison's
Or want me to have sex with you ever again
The next time you take or need a Pish
Then you better remember to leave the toilet seat down
Or the only thing you will be making love to in the not to distant future
Is those dodge sites you keep wiping from your computer
And just them you will be resigned to history
Do you get me ?
President William H. Taft
Was according to legend so big in the aft
That he got stuck in the splish-splosh,
But that's probably pish-posh.
(Note: Although President Taft did indeed have a super-sized bathtub installed in the White House, historians have found no evidence for the popular story that it was because he had gotten stuck while taking a bath in the original tub.)
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Written 1/22/2019 for Andrea Dietrich's Leader Clerihew contest.