Short Pish Poems

Pain departed a sacred portion of human flash.
A devout detortion and flamboyant living dash.
Flagrant flaunt impregnate impish liege slash.
Slanderous sleave and pitiable pithecanthrope,
Pishogue sagacious mistranslated pish a girl rash....

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My Wish, Pure Pish
	

Would all that I read
Forever stay in my head
Many heads I’d carry
And, a Gorgon I’d be!

Gen is what remains
If memory loses its gains 
So long Grad. Cap I don
I’d be a happy Gorgon!


JM

23rd Oct’ 2013...

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Our hen dropped an egg – plop!     
Orange balloon stuck - pop!    
Odd wee bird sang - cuckoo!    
Obese farmer screamed - shoo!    
Old satin skirt went - swish!    
Once ripe grape trampled – squish!    
One sound-word this – oh, pish! 


Written April 2, 2021...

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goes out to.....drum roll
returning champion
Scotland
it was close this year
So close virus
so close
but an arms length hug away
awaits for a chance
--------------a hope
--------------another day
_________an unmasked smile
---------------a kiss
---------------awhileing poet's
with a word that i made...

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Pish Posh, I was taking a bawth round about half past three
When all of a sudden in my window I spied a man in a tree
He was leering and when
I looked back again
Pish Posh, he was gone, guess he freaked out at the size of my weenie


(Thanks to my new friend, Lin Lane)


© Jack Ellison 2015...

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Such a mystery is a fish
   I wonder how a fish can pish
Then there's the matter of sleep at night
   Does a fish have eyelids to block out sight?

Don't even ask me how they mate
   For I've never seen one on a date
And as for where they hang their hats
   Go find a fish who knows where he's at

So, as we consider this thorny puzzle---
   Hey, wait a sec! ~ I just saw two fish nuzzle!...

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perversley an in accordance 
wae mad men a tried tae 
conterfeit ma future but 
successfully a succumed tae 
the lies of the past.In ma mair 
lucid moments a new they wir 
pure pish,if only hindsights eye 
wiz mair pronounced cause am 
distressed an dismayed it how 
easily a wiz played and 
persuaded tae believe thit two 
an two wir five,disgracefully 
and owtrageously a hiv 
complied wae the greatist of 
lies....

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My better other half 

Who I call Secsee

Today did say to me 

If you wish to continue our sexual liaison's 

Or want me to have sex with you ever again

The next time you take or need a Pish 

Then you better remember to leave the toilet seat down

Or the only thing you will be making love to in the not to distant future

Is those dodge sites you keep wiping from your computer

And just them you will be resigned to history

Do you get me ?...

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President William H. Taft
Was according to legend so big in the aft
That he got stuck in the splish-splosh,
But that's probably pish-posh.


(Note: Although President Taft did indeed have a super-sized bathtub installed in the White House, historians have found no evidence for the popular story that it was because he had gotten stuck while taking a bath in the original tub.)

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Written 1/22/2019 for Andrea Dietrich's Leader Clerihew contest....

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