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Analytical Thinking

...

   Let's see how this goes.
   A means of logical thought.
   Taking inductive first,
   What has been observed to make life worse.

   People are not having fun,
   Appear to be quite glum...

Goddess of the Campfire

...With a tail flash she transmogrified from a lightning bolt
Showing her fierceness in the most female like way
Those who looked up were terrified, and terrorized
They had heard of Ghost Dragon but ...

Overanalyzing

...Deep are the questions, like quicksand sinking
Seeping into a restless mind pressing
Weeping with release, yet overthinking
Sleep comes uneasy with dreams distressing

Heaps of concepts lead to ...

Love In Winter

...Love in Winter

                              A winterbed with ice cold feet is hot.
These snowy buds outshine the season’s gray.
Her shiver lasts - in travels she’s been...

Galloping Gingerbread Cookie

...Fresh baked cookies of gingerbread;
a joyful scent wafts through the house.
Christmas Cheer will spread this year
as custard and cookies abound.

Mom takes out a second batch, 
but s...

In a Whimsical Mood

...Frilly
Chilly
Hilly
Silly
Willy nilly frilly chilly chin
Loony giddy hilly silly grin


** syllable counter miscounted my syllables - 6th line is 9 syllables not 8** 
Submitted for contest W...

Not Long Ago

...True history indeed
'Father Time' just doing his thing
Distant memories, it seems
But Miss reality forces us to grapple with this pain
Manacles of the body and mind
Yet, is the spirit still free...

Cupid Pulls Back the Bow

...I have two words to say to you:
"Happy Valentine's Day!"
Sorry, I miscounted them--
I guess I'm no Hemingway

So let me think a bit
on what I want to convey,
I'm just trying to find the two
t...

Political

...  I always fall asleep on my cat
And she stays with me all night to make sure I am not faking it
What she doesn't know, is that I am NOT asleep

There I am
Lying on an ove...

It Was a Setup

...IT WAS A SETUP

In the beginning the was word
And the word became flesh
It was a setup! When a virgin was with a child
And the little child shall lead them.

Et tu, Brute? Et tu, Brute?
In ex...

Impossible Cues

...***Show your teeth the doctor said your diagnosis is complete you're half- dead half-alive you are suffering from Schrödinger equation syndrome.....
** Funny tales are funny because they tell our st...

A Poem Without P

...There is a beautiful poem
I hid it in the best place 
I could find
Above the sea
Below the sky
Above your nose 
Embedded within your eyes
 
I look to you
Looking at me
I hid it hoping 
Som...

I Refuse To Count Sillybulls

...There once was a poet who despaired
though blessed with a fair amount of flair
that he was way too thick
to master limericks
counting words an arduous affair 

Limerick-writing he'd master not
count ...

Santa's Promise

...Santa’s Promise


My Granny was riding a reindeer,
out back on the lawn by our shed.
It looked like a bull riding contest
but the horns were a rack instead.

My Papa was sitting and watching
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Taking Lead

...She was surprised to see her father
Then her parents eagerly planned her future
He was college
Mom wanted marriage
They argued for hours
It was the longest she was her mother n father
No one as...

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