Impossible Cues

***Show your teeth the doctor said your diagnosis is complete you're half- dead half-alive you are suffering from Schrödinger equation syndrome..... ** Funny tales are funny because they tell our stories............ **My wife Sarah's nose is a pitchfork which lifts scents of my doing-nothings.... **Three orphan kittens call the moon their mother and tell her to come down to make their beds........ **You kiss your squid wife at sea-food platter ................. **He kicked on other people's scuttle-butt.......... **Scuzzy little imp stole cats out of the bag............ ** He washed his tired ass at sea........ **My wife's crummiest cake took a bathing naked like a porpoise...... **Anna miscarried justice John. He put on much weight ........... **His sperms are miscounted by a desk lady of immigration department...... **He was punished three moons, four butterflies, five flowers and one thousand kisses by a Poetic Justice........ ** They were three sisters--scud-eyed, skid-eyed, and squid-eyed...... ** He could not do foreplay because he didn't make the first act of the play........ **He was served automobile soup, aristocratic juice, and autocratic nuts......