Jack Poems - Poems about Jack

Little Red Riding Hood took a lunch to her grandma who liked to munch Riding Hood liked to play like waiter until Wolf spied her and then ate her. Little Bo Peep had trouble with sheep They'd follow grass. "Stop it," she'd peep. One got lost, causing Bo to sniff: "That's it!" and pushed all over cliff. Cinderella got dressed for the dance Mean...

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THE STORY OF BOXCAR JACK NOT MANY KNOW OF BOXCAR JACK WHO LIVES ON A TRAIN GOING WAY BACK HEARING THE SOUND OF THE CLITITY CLACK THAT COMES FROM BEAT OF A NORTHBOUND TRACK WELL BOXCAR WAS A MUSIC MAN PLAYING HIS GUITAR WHEN HE CAN STRUMMING OUT A HEARTFELT TUNE NEVER STOPPING NONE TO SOON BOXCAR WAS ALSO A LADIES MAN HAD...

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There's this happy fellow named Jack A serious bone in his body he lacks When they finally close his coffin He'll be scratchin' and clawin' Yelling a la Schwarzenegger “I'll be back” ...

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"The dealer cheated!" You cry to deaf ears Or at least, ears that need some aid "The game makers should've by now retreated, You will keep in mind my tears When you pay for what I paid." Honey, the world doesn't work remotely like that It won't turn in your favor when you play Blackjack The masses are cruel, they'll ridicule you like...

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was the whiskey and the jazz playing On too many black nights with too Many lonely women and not a poem Between them How many times can you run From the shadow of the voices that Surround you Beating like drums in the darkness Tasting more of your flesh each time Not leaving enough for a man to breathe No way for a man to...

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I asked Jack, "How can you stand to live in that box? Whiskey on the rocks?” He said, "Nah, it's much more mundane. I simply turn off my brain; then, turn it back on again, when someone else wants me to entertain....

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Not that Jack and Jill Jack took Jill up the hill On the pretext of fetching water But the need for some weed Was a far more pressing order. The hill was all green with flowers asunder When they lit the pipe so they could go under Jack inhaled deeply and spied Jilly with a posy She took the pipe and...

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Footfur Jack your step is nigh when by my door goes paw tonight I hear you tread my bed you pass don’t take my blood please Footfur Jack ...

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The rain that had been falling all morning had dissipated but dark clouds still covered the sky. For some unknown reason she glanced at the clock and noted the time Simultaneously the clouds parted and the sun streamed in through the large bay window Filling the room with light and warmth It only lasted a few minutes then...

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I'm not sure 'bout your plan of attack Take one step forward and two steps back You say we can't be beat It sounds more like retreat So don't expect me in your war Jack...

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I got the bad news today, we were loosing a friend. One of our best Limerick writers Jack Ellison. Ailments are no surprise when growing older in age. A new Chapter in Jacks life as he leaves, and turns the page. His Writings came from his heart, that were written by him. Witty and silly Jack always left...

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Oval day broke and hunger looking for $5 meal Walk into the discount store. Food fossils line the shelves, with beverages stacked in dusty years and bread petrified with mold, hard for two weeks. Jesus sings to shoppers from the boombox. Nero mocks Biden for losing to Caesar. They ban weed and *********** but hand...

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A young man would strut round the office block Thinking he was god's gift, come from fine stock But his hip wiggle Made the girls giggle If only he'd known how the staff would mock. Plainly seeking some office romances But the fool of a man spoilt his chances At an office do He was stuck like glue To the boss's wife, making...

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Stop talking smack behind my back I can hear you whispering Jack Why don't you say it to my face So I can put you in your place This is one Hombre you shouldn't attack...

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Nibbling carrots strung from sticks Jacks Hee Haw is heard for miles He often shows off all his tricks When he does there's lots of smiles. These are the Jack ass files. Give him your hand, he'll take a lick Just before he leaves a pile But Jack's so cute, lovable and slick He is living the barn yard style These are the Jack...

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