Humor Love Poems - Poems about Humor Love

A young fellow back east in Lahore was making out with his girl on the floor. Said she "This floor is too hard. Let's go out in the yard and in front of the neighbors next door!"...

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Just one per cent’s enough in love, Came a voice from clouds far above. What about ninety nine? Dubious, wait in a line-- Summon courage to make a move! _______________________ Limerick |19.03.2025| love, humour ...

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If deeply roars a bard for epic muse, like newborn lambs that crave their mother's milk; if feet that lightly trip along with shoes of Mercury whose message speeds, like silk, with lightning's sudden flash and peals of thunder; if fate told jokes, regaled with...

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Please disregard that I'm a dog. I've been asked to write this monologue by my owner.  What was he thinking? Maybe he has been out drinking.   I always try to be there for him, though I can't use a typewriter, Jim. Sometimes, I wish he'd feel the same way when I want to walk or play. To his girlfriend, he says something dumb, and I'm right there...

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We’re in a young-love recession. Gen Zers are slow to trust and averse to risk, we have, it seems, a particular social nervousness about interpersonal exchanges and the symbiosis of love. So we resort to situationships (undefined relationships), a stratagem for closeness, with zero commitment. You can flirt; you can kiss; you can dance. You can have a crush so big it...

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A sonnet and limerick once met Romantically in tete-a-tete. The sonnet had grace, The limerick, no trace: Make match of your muses, the net. ...

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My dearest Mrs., Ms., Mystic, or Miss, this morning Venus had a special "ask". She said to make you fall in loving bliss, for Cupid's ill and not up to the task. I'm nervous as I'm kind of new at this. My first question, should I wear a mask? I guess I am off to a rocky start. Oh my,...

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When love is smooth and runs in tune, young couples gaze up at the moon, but before or when they hit the sack, love sometimes goes out of whack. So, take care when you play with fire, that love does not go all haywire....

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YOU again! ...

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Glow in the dark heart, hear its onorous bump! She still dreams amourlessly of him~ in her throat, a lump. He left her with malice~ she wrongly felt like a true chump? Come back, her heart cries for him,with his feelings of a tree stump!! ...

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Love had been illusive and then I had the notion to dive right into a cauldron of magic potion. Its scent rather exotic, its color, something to dread I swam, hoping a lover would be drawn to my bed I took a gulp in hopes its magic would work quicker Maybe I would catch the eye of the new town...

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They’d fallen in love as some young people do— so that lust might rationally increase. Their bright, valentine-red-blood fairly beat for love. It’s good that we can name a thing— describe it and classify it, so it’s out there, fact-like, in the flimsy, indefinite poetry-verse It was a day for it, as the sun, that most followed star, was a carnotite paintball-splotch against...

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My bloody lovely Valentine, This year, let me cross the line. Throughout the restless months, My dreams are holding you in my mind. Making me want to make this Valentine's Day, Into something more bold, dark, twisted, yet bright. Because my love I want you to be my bloody lovely Valentine. No twelve dozen roses to wilt and fade, Nor sucky...

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"A rose by any other name would smell as sweet"* The moment I met you, my life would be complete. That is why, my undying love, I would proclaim, but I'm sorry, I missed your name. You are everything I've ever wanted and more. I've never met anyone like you before, and I'd like to ask you if you feel the same, but...

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