Short Humor Love Poems
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Here's a verse for you to say,
As I sip a coffee, hooray,
Yes, my dears, a coffee per day,
Keeps all the grumpies away!
If you are Rushin
When it comes down to Pushkin
It will end in shovkin
3 lines, 15 words, Credit to Madeline
a Senryu poem
Oh, that my love were
contagious - you’d catch it and love
me, as I do you.
Ahh-choo!
what is love?
not a glove
doesn't always fit
sometimes its just spit
but its fine wine for someone
when Mister Magoo is gone
barbie and ken travel keen
into a space quite serene
starried sky dance
astral romance
setting a new cosmic scene.
I need a vacation she said
From all of this playing in bed
And she let him know
There’s more to love’s glow
By moving on sofa instead
Come over here, stand closer to me.
The universe is expanding.
The two of us will fly apart
if you stay right were you're standing.
Sometimes
I just want
the background noise
of what is true,
common, awkward
and comfortable.
Most
of the time,
I don’t.
One spring break I went to Argentina
And met a sweetheart ballerina
Gina was her name
A Virginia dame
She was my very first Va. Gina
Today I dreamt teddy ran away
He said I was naughty
Please come back
I will be good
No wait
Don't close that door
I'm coming with you
Tasty confection,
Chocolate, caramel, nuts,
Delectable reflection,
Love those tasty guts.
It must Snicker,
While my taste buds flicker.
Pygmalion, it were stoutly done
To chisel up your special one.
You can't get a date,
But quarried a crate,
By which all your courting is none.
She said I'm all wet with a yell
If doing it now we could tell
She'd be satisfied
With what was implied
But I had no umbrella to sell
A sonnet and limerick once met
Romantically in tete-a-tete.
The sonnet had grace,
The limerick, no trace:
Make match of your muses, the net.
He's weird with a beard like a brute
Yet Travis with Taylor is cute
We hope she's not miffed
If he is too swift
In bed in his red football suit
Beneath her window all week long
He’d serenade love with a song
Yet no one dare brave
To tell her young slave
The address she gave him was wrong
The cooings of a snow-white dove
Beseech the wind to bring us love
But pandemics apart
Don't you dare touch my heart
Unless you wear a rubber glove!
They promised me a magical pill
Said it would provide a royal thrill
My lady did coyly wink
But I missed it in a blink
And my desire we don’t fulfill
Arrows fly causing chem trails,
such crazy twisted cupid tales!
Could have flown farther
boomerang hit the archer;
Now they fall, a crush impales.
She pooh-poohed his smallish gift.
He looked glum and she looked miffed.
No diamond in sight,
She did not delight.
Her love for him was set adrift.
Taylor and Travis ain't hidin'
She's voiced her first choice is Biden
Though Joe looks ancient
Fans know he's patient
Yet swiftly his odds to win widen
He was a narcissist
With a touch of an arsonist
And got burnt by his own desire
For he was cremated
By the love he created
Setting his heart on fire
Make as you feel it
In the sense of your feel
Without forgetting sense
Fais comme tu le sens
Dans le sens de tes sens
Sans oublier le sens
Aby M.
Before you say 'yes' to a fellah,
who's charmed you with tales of himself
take a look at the inside of his microwave
and especially the fridge bottom shelf.
When all at once life seems so sunny
And words from her lips flow with honey
And life is more fun
‘cause your number one
A sure sign that someone needs money