Ham Poems - Poems about Ham

Honey cured lightly rubbed Herbs and brown sugar glaze Halo pineapple rings Harmony of flavor Heavenly succulent Hold, hint subtle sweetness Holiday honey taste ...

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I saw a turkey circling, high above Manhattan his bronze and copper feathers ripped in the sun, and it looked like it was having an awful lot of fun. He looked proud, in those clouds—majestic and delicious, I could picture him sprawled out, on our Thanksgiving dishes. Then I thought, chastisingly, “Wow, in a way, that’s kind of vicious.” I opened...

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A brown sugar glazed ham every holiday dinner planned Christmas and Easter and New Year tradition beside that turkey with Thanksgiving cheers those holiday feast with family we remember dear Crowned with pineapple rings attached by cloves the smell in the oven baking tempts your nose Display on the dinning table center stage sweet meat candy the holiday rage Sliced thin so more...

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Fork git about spooner hiz ham And join (singing the words in the next paragraph) whether alone in a traffic jam basting, cooking, then eating a lamb prepared by thee missus a superb culinary madam. “A Ram Sam Sam” Lyrics A ram sam sam, a ram sam sam Guli guli guli guli guli ram sam sam A ram sam sam, a ram sam sam Guli...

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Is it the early morn in a yellow field of corn, Or could it be flowers with strange powers, Or a stroll on a donkey chomping a carrot, Or a baby pig in a pram, who would make A tasty ham, Is it when the clock strikes 12.00 for noon or The long shadows in the late afternoon, That...

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I, A. Robbie - Ham guilty for gobbledygook... and ruffling turkey feathers! An innocent A1 miss steak kin kith once, a former main lion resident living social where Tigress and Euphrates converge and pool into Lake Wobegone necessitate extensible claws to CAPTCHA unsuspecting top notch praise omnipresent among cat skills hidden from public scrutiny iz cow herd vegetarian boar hoof faux...

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'Twas the night before Christmas, and I could not sleep, so I left my bed without so much as a peep. And headed to the kitchen for something to eat, buck naked, except for the slippers on my feet. I didn't dare turn on any lights and wake my wife; for the last time I did that, she threatened my...

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"green eggs and vegan ham" that chat is not a chatte but why's that cat doing that with that hat...

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Some people say a man is made out of ham I say he's made out of mussel and clam Mussel and clam, oyster and crab, Spread like a feast on a mortician's slab. You eat way too much, what do you get Another pound fatter all sweaty and wet Tell Peter not to bake me no pumpkin pie One more bite...

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Tom flew down to Turkey to play But found at the end of the day Putin had to gobble So there was a squabble Hence the Marmite-Putin soufflé...

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Lantana, Lantana! It’s that time of year. Old winter is waning, and springtime is near. Lantana, Lantana! It’s that time, you know. I must cut you back now before you can grow. You fight and resist me and scratch at my skin. But if you will bear with me, we’re both going to win. It feels just like murder to cut...

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Forever blowing bubbles my step it softens firmly Firmly to the ground 'please mind the gap' a tannoy over head it sounds people talking on the phone children I hear screeching trains thundering past a religious preacher preaching security watching passengers ticket barriers beeping the background sound of the underground a cleaner casually sweeping exiting the crowded station to the sound of beautiful music a guitar, a blanket and a...

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From A Pig's perspective...... I'll be ham for Christmas........... You can plan on me! Where Nana's hosting..... And great food is roasting! Well....I can think of a better place to be!! Soon you'll gather 'round the table! And say....It all taste's heavenly! Yes...I'll be ham for Christmas!! So you can be a PIG!! FOR ME!!!! By Chuck Melugin All rights reserved...

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There's a certain cunning ham named Tom Who once crafted limericks with aplomb Lately, no funny new lims Has Tom's funny bone dimmed -- NO His computer's been infected with ROM!...

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I ham quill tee for gobbledygook... and ruffling tail feathers! An innocent miss steak kin... once former main lion den cha hoard servant, resident iz cow herd vegetarian boar hoof faux whatever reason iz explore ring bing foo fighting beastie boy, who doth newt practice, what he preaches your truly battens down chicken coop hatches so... call me galore re: us hypocritic, this honest to dog...

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