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Ham Poems - Poems about Ham

Premium Member Ham
Honey cured lightly rubbed Herbs and brown sugar glaze Halo pineapple rings Harmony of flavor Heavenly succulent Hold, hint subtle sweetness Holiday honey taste ...

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Categories: ham, imagery,
Form: Pleiades
Premium Member a circling turkey
I saw a turkey circling, high above Manhattan his bronze and copper feathers ripped in the sun, and it looked like it was having an awful lot of fun. He looked proud, in those clouds—majestic and delicious, I could picture him sprawled out, on our Thanksgiving dishes. Then I thought, chastisingly, “Wow, in a way, that’s kind of vicious.” I opened...

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Categories: ham, celebration, food, fun, holiday,
Form: Rhyme



Premium Member Holiday Baked Ham
A brown sugar glazed ham every holiday dinner planned Christmas and Easter and New Year tradition beside that turkey with Thanksgiving cheers those holiday feast with family we remember dear Crowned with pineapple rings attached by cloves the smell in the oven baking tempts your nose Display on the dinning table center stage sweet meat candy the holiday rage Sliced thin so more...

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Categories: ham, food, holiday,
Form: Rhyme
Fork Git About Spooner Hiz Ham
Fork git about spooner hiz ham And join (singing the words in the next paragraph) whether alone in a traffic jam basting, cooking, then eating a lamb prepared by thee missus a superb culinary madam. “A Ram Sam Sam” Lyrics A ram sam sam, a ram sam sam Guli guli guli guli guli ram sam sam A ram sam sam, a ram sam sam Guli...

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Categories: ham, 1st grade, 2nd grade,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Nightmare Stuff
Is it the early morn in a yellow field of corn, Or could it be flowers with strange powers, Or a stroll on a donkey chomping a carrot, Or a baby pig in a pram, who would make A tasty ham, Is it when the clock strikes 12.00 for noon or The long shadows in the late afternoon, That...

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Categories: ham, girl,
Form: Free verse



Robbie - Ham Guilty For Gobbledygook
I, A. Robbie - Ham guilty for gobbledygook... and ruffling turkey feathers! An innocent A1 miss steak kin kith once, a former main lion resident living social where Tigress and Euphrates converge and pool into Lake Wobegone necessitate extensible claws to CAPTCHA unsuspecting top notch praise omnipresent among cat skills hidden from public scrutiny iz cow herd vegetarian boar hoof faux...

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Categories: ham, 12th grade, 9th grade,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Ham and Cheese On a Bun
'Twas the night before Christmas, and I could not sleep, so I left my bed without so much as a peep. And headed to the kitchen for something to eat, buck naked, except for the slippers on my feet. I didn't dare turn on any lights and wake my wife; for the last time I did that, she threatened my...

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Categories: ham, anxiety, christmas, eve, fantasy,
Form: Rhyme
Green Eggs and Vegan Ham
"green eggs and vegan ham" that chat is not a chatte but why's that cat doing that with that hat...

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Categories: ham, america,
Form: ABC
Premium Member Ham
Some people say a man is made out of ham I say he's made out of mussel and clam Mussel and clam, oyster and crab, Spread like a feast on a mortician's slab. You eat way too much, what do you get Another pound fatter all sweaty and wet Tell Peter not to bake me no pumpkin pie One more bite...

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Categories: ham, animal, death, food, parody,
Form: Lyric
Cunning Ham
Tom flew down to Turkey to play But found at the end of the day Putin had to gobble So there was a squabble Hence the Marmite-Putin soufflé...

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Categories: ham, humor,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Ham and Eggs
Lantana, Lantana! It’s that time of year. Old winter is waning, and springtime is near. Lantana, Lantana! It’s that time, you know. I must cut you back now before you can grow. You fight and resist me and scratch at my skin. But if you will bear with me, we’re both going to win. It feels just like murder to cut...

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Categories: ham, spring,
Form: Rhyme
Forever Blowing Bubbles
Forever blowing bubbles my step it softens firmly Firmly to the ground 'please mind the gap' a tannoy over head it sounds people talking on the phone children I hear screeching trains thundering past a religious preacher preaching security watching passengers ticket barriers beeping the background sound of the underground a cleaner casually sweeping exiting the crowded station to the sound of beautiful music a guitar, a blanket and a...

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Categories: ham, football,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Ham For Christmas
From A Pig's perspective...... I'll be ham for Christmas........... You can plan on me! Where Nana's hosting..... And great food is roasting! Well....I can think of a better place to be!! Soon you'll gather 'round the table! And say....It all taste's heavenly! Yes...I'll be ham for Christmas!! So you can be a PIG!! FOR ME!!!! By Chuck Melugin All rights reserved...

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Categories: ham, animal, anxiety, celebration, december,
Form: Bio
Premium Member A Certain Cunning Ham Named Tom
There's a certain cunning ham named Tom Who once crafted limericks with aplomb Lately, no funny new lims Has Tom's funny bone dimmed -- NO His computer's been infected with ROM!...

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Categories: ham, funny, missing you, poets,
Form: Limerick
I Ham Quill Tee For Gobbledygook
I ham quill tee for gobbledygook... and ruffling tail feathers! An innocent miss steak kin... once former main lion den cha hoard servant, resident iz cow herd vegetarian boar hoof faux whatever reason iz explore ring bing foo fighting beastie boy, who doth newt practice, what he preaches your truly battens down chicken coop hatches so... call me galore re: us hypocritic, this honest to dog...

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Categories: ham, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Rhyme

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