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Quote Left English is a crazy language. There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple. English muffins weren't invented in England or French fries in France. Sweetmeats are candies while sweetbreads, which aren't sweet, are meat. We take English for granted. But if we explore its paradoxes, we find that quicksand can work slowly, boxing rings are square and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig. And why is it that writers write but fingers don't fing, grocers don't groce and hammers don't ham? If the plural of tooth is teeth, why isn't the plural of booth beeth? One goose, 2 geese. So one moose, 2 meese? If you have a bunch of odds and ends and get rid of all but one of them, what do you call it? If teachers taught, why didn't preachers praught? If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat? Sometimes I think all the English speakers should be committed to an asylum for the verbally insane. In what language do people recite at a play and play at a recital? Ship by truck and send cargo by ship? Have noses that run and feet that smell? How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same, while a wise man and a wise guy are opposites? Have you noticed that we talk about certain things only when they are absent? Have you ever seen a horsefull carriage or a strapfull gown? Met a sung hero or experienced requited love? Have you ever run into someone who was combobulated, gruntled, ruly or peccable? And where are all those people who ARE spring chickens or who would actually hurt a fly? You have to marvel at the unique lunacy of a language in which your house can burn up as it burns down, in which you fill in a form by filling it out and in which an alarm goes off by going on. Quote Right
Quote Left I hate turkeys. If you stand in the meat section at the grocery store long enough, you start to get mad a turkeys. There's turkey ham, turkey bologna, turkey pastromi,.Some one needs to tell the turkey, man, just be yourself. Quote Right
Quote Left Although my dad Harry is the manager of West Ham, we get on very well. Quote Right
Quote Left The Pig, if I am not mistaken, Supplies us sausage, ham, and Bacon. Let others say his heart is big, I think it stupid of the Pig. Quote Right
Quote Left The Pig, if I am not mistaken,
Supplies us sausage, ham, and Bacon.
Let others say his heart is big,
I think it stupid of the Pig.
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Quote Left I'm not involved in sport, I'm commited. Do you know the difference? Think of eggs and ham! The chicken is involved but the pig is commited! Quote Right
Quote Left The difference between 'involvement' and 'commitment' is like an eggs-and-ham breakfast: the chicken was 'involved' - the pig was 'committed'. Quote Right

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Quote Left "**In yesterday's chamber, I'm counting. There's no counterfeit coin to sell. My heart yearned for an innocent world, but I didn't get to see it.**" OM Jagdish bajantri mhabharamnad Quote Right
Quote Left Hope is a vain indulgence, it clouds judgement and champions inaction. Belief wedded to action needs only resolve and commitment. Quote Right
Quote Left "Come look amid the treacheries glorious of history and the riddles of time existence; deception hammers out its dominion silent. Yes, cloaked in words eloquent, veiled in reason hypnotic, waiting to be unmasked never." - Daniel Henry Rodgers Quote Right
Quote Left There's a bond created in the forge of eternity, tempered by Gods' skillful hammer and design. Formed and cooled by wisdom and acceptance, its strength, ever present to combine. Quote Right
Quote Left " Corporations have been enthroned...An era of corruption in high places will follow and the money power will endeavor to prolong its reign by working on the prejudices of the people...until wealth is aggregated in a few hands...and the republic is destroyed ". *Written by a man 160 yrs. ago, prophetic, wouldn't you say... Abraham Lincoln Quote Right
Quote Left “There’s no shame in vulnerability” - That’s what I was told when I finally cracked enough for someone to see the real me Quote Right
Quote Left A hidden treasure under the cottoned-garment can only be mined when a knot-rope is tightened by the prayer's-lead before the congregation — and the king will enjoy his moment in the fleshy-throne of his kingdom. ©® Muhammad Abdulhamid kumo #SpringHearted Quote Right
Quote Left Love is the beacon of peace. Woe is the state where love is lacking! I dream of dallying my life with a beautiful lady whose name is housed in the abode of love, empathy and compassion. — Muhammad Abdulhamid Kumo April, 2024 #SpringHearted #AlaSuperQuote Quote Right
Quote Left I don't want to be cracked by every squirrel — for I am not a ground nut worth cracking. ©®Muhammad Abdulhamid kumo 17th November, 2024 #SpringHearted Quote Right
Quote Left In the rookery — a rook must enjoy the Wing of Poesy and forget any sort of plaintive-caw. ©® Muhammad Abdulhamid kumo #AlaSuperQuote #SpringHearted Quote Right
Quote Left Today has come, but tomorrow is the pregnant woman which cannot be prophesied by a priest. ©®Muhammad Abdulhamid kumo #SpringHearted Quote Right
Quote Left "If you really wanted to taste the Pilgrim of Life, you must lick the bitterness of failure, drink the water of patience, work very harder and wait for the diffusion of the sweetest Pilgrimage upon your tongue." ©® Muhammad Abdulhamid kumo 2024 #SpringHearted Quote Right
Quote Left Nothing concentrates the military mind so much as the discovery that you have walked into an ambush. – Thomas Packenham Quote Right
Quote Left "Those who try to discredit or shame you, do so because they're threatened by your voice." Quote Right
Quote Left You can never shame the shameless or break the already broken. Quote Right
Quote Left They've been trying lately to tame me with shame and humiliation. Because I've got a wild soul not ready for mediocre. I'm untamed Quote Right
Quote Left Yet some ' realities ', so skillfully woven and displayed, allow the faithful to believe in their story, while the truth remains absent and ashamed. Quote Right
Quote Left It seems both champions and diamonds... are forged by fire through great pressures, whether geological or geographical, in nature and intent. Quote Right
Quote Left The entropy of life — is shame Quote Right
Quote Left Dura Kali raakt koun pititi hai koun ki unki sari hamesha laal rahe our wow mere alawa koi Mhabharamnad Aghori Quote Right
Quote Left Kam dev mhakal Shiv shambu saya snake onki third wife hai trinatey kaal bhairav bharavi natraj suti sampan linga gana bajantri With love all Jagdish bajantri Aghori mhabharamnad Quote Right
Quote Left Remember seven is surya parkarti ganga Shani keytu Rahu besham pitama and eklavya 8 Yoaghads of mhabhart 4 durga Kali Jagdish Vishnu and bharma 84 marbles beat the chakra view' mad over mad Aghori mhabharamnad Quote Right
Quote Left "Sorry, we are all out of hostages. They fell or something." ~Hamas? Quote Right
Quote Left Na tun magar mach na crocodile tera ham nay band kar diya hai file open and shut case fake encounter shoot on sight clinic Pagal khanay. Quote Right
Quote Left Na wehami nafsiati Wala drama na Pagal Pagal Wala film, Mein Hun chutya yuthya mujhay Kuch bhi NAHI ka hai ilm. Quote Right
Quote Left Kab tak khailo gay weham nafsiyaat or Kuch bhi NAHI, Pagal bool kar Teka lagwanay tak ya goli khilanay tak?? Quote Right
Quote Left Kabhi bhi Kisi nihatay par hamla NAHI karo jab agla ready ho asliha say lais ho phir us Kay Sath face to face laro,Zafar sala Peth pechay say bund mein danda Daina Galat. Quote Right
Quote Left Tun Mera MA Kay marnay Kay Baad Meri bund par 22 fire maray ga tha tha tha tha, Lun phudi mammay tattay chot champion, Pagal Pagal bool Kay dazan dazan tha tha. Quote Right
Quote Left Life without fight Is like a touch light With less bright bright! ©® Muhammad Abdulhamid Kumo 24/07/2023 Quote Right
Quote Left Ham hain Sain hamain Tekay na lagao, Jo baat chupa rahay ho wo baat batao. Quote Right
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