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Quote Left English is a crazy language. There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple. English muffins weren't invented in England or French fries in France. Sweetmeats are candies while sweetbreads, which aren't sweet, are meat. We take English for granted. But if we explore its paradoxes, we find that quicksand can work slowly, boxing rings are square and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig. And why is it that writers write but fingers don't fing, grocers don't groce and hammers don't ham? If the plural of tooth is teeth, why isn't the plural of booth beeth? One goose, 2 geese. So one moose, 2 meese? If you have a bunch of odds and ends and get rid of all but one of them, what do you call it? If teachers taught, why didn't preachers praught? If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat? Sometimes I think all the English speakers should be committed to an asylum for the verbally insane. In what language do people recite at a play and play at a recital? Ship by truck and send cargo by ship? Have noses that run and feet that smell? How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same, while a wise man and a wise guy are opposites? Have you noticed that we talk about certain things only when they are absent? Have you ever seen a horsefull carriage or a strapfull gown? Met a sung hero or experienced requited love? Have you ever run into someone who was combobulated, gruntled, ruly or peccable? And where are all those people who ARE spring chickens or who would actually hurt a fly? You have to marvel at the unique lunacy of a language in which your house can burn up as it burns down, in which you fill in a form by filling it out and in which an alarm goes off by going on. Quote Right
Quote Left I hate turkeys. If you stand in the meat section at the grocery store long enough, you start to get mad a turkeys. There's turkey ham, turkey bologna, turkey pastromi,.Some one needs to tell the turkey, man, just be yourself. Quote Right
Quote Left Although my dad Harry is the manager of West Ham, we get on very well. Quote Right
Quote Left The Pig, if I am not mistaken, Supplies us sausage, ham, and Bacon. Let others say his heart is big, I think it stupid of the Pig. Quote Right
Quote Left The Pig, if I am not mistaken,
Supplies us sausage, ham, and Bacon.
Let others say his heart is big,
I think it stupid of the Pig.
Quote Right
Quote Left I'm not involved in sport, I'm commited. Do you know the difference? Think of eggs and ham! The chicken is involved but the pig is commited! Quote Right
Quote Left The difference between 'involvement' and 'commitment' is like an eggs-and-ham breakfast: the chicken was 'involved' - the pig was 'committed'. Quote Right

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Quote Left It seems both champions and diamonds... are forged by fire through great pressures, whether geological or geographical, in nature and intent. Quote Right
Quote Left The entropy of life — is shame Quote Right
Quote Left Dura Kali raakt koun pititi hai koun ki unki sari hamesha laal rahe our wow mere alawa koi Mhabharamnad Aghori Quote Right
Quote Left Kam dev mhakal Shiv shambu saya snake onki third wife hai trinatey kaal bhairav bharavi natraj suti sampan linga gana bajantri With love all Jagdish bajantri Aghori mhabharamnad Quote Right
Quote Left Remember seven is surya parkarti ganga Shani keytu Rahu besham pitama and eklavya 8 Yoaghads of mhabhart 4 durga Kali Jagdish Vishnu and bharma 84 marbles beat the chakra view' mad over mad Aghori mhabharamnad Quote Right
Quote Left "Sorry, we are all out of hostages. They fell or something." ~Hamas? Quote Right
Quote Left Na tun magar mach na crocodile tera ham nay band kar diya hai file open and shut case fake encounter shoot on sight clinic Pagal khanay. Quote Right
Quote Left Na wehami nafsiati Wala drama na Pagal Pagal Wala film, Mein Hun chutya yuthya mujhay Kuch bhi NAHI ka hai ilm. Quote Right
Quote Left Kab tak khailo gay weham nafsiyaat or Kuch bhi NAHI, Pagal bool kar Teka lagwanay tak ya goli khilanay tak?? Quote Right
Quote Left Kabhi bhi Kisi nihatay par hamla NAHI karo jab agla ready ho asliha say lais ho phir us Kay Sath face to face laro,Zafar sala Peth pechay say bund mein danda Daina Galat. Quote Right
Quote Left Tun Mera MA Kay marnay Kay Baad Meri bund par 22 fire maray ga tha tha tha tha, Lun phudi mammay tattay chot champion, Pagal Pagal bool Kay dazan dazan tha tha. Quote Right
Quote Left Life without fight Is like a touch light With less bright bright! ©® Muhammad Abdulhamid Kumo 24/07/2023 Quote Right
Quote Left Ham hain Sain hamain Tekay na lagao, Jo baat chupa rahay ho wo baat batao. Quote Right
Quote Left Chalay jain gay janay ka waqat to anay do, Tab tak hamain Yahan tekay lagwanay do. Quote Right
Quote Left Zafar Supari killer tera weham nafsiyat ka drama aur Pagal Pagal Wala film flop ho chuka ab Bata awam ki madad say Tekay lagwana hai ya Police ki madad say goliyan khilana hai fire marwana hai tha tha tha ICT. Quote Right
Quote Left The truth can run naked and not be ashamed, but a lie will always got to wear clothes because it has to appear as the truth. Quote Right
Quote Left Agar Tum log samajhtay ho Kay ham palu say zaida baray dalay, kanjar aur bay gairat hain to phir Tum log bilkul theek samajhtay ho,you are bigger yaks as compare to me. Quote Right
Quote Left Agar Kisi nay nafsiati mareez daikhnay hain to hamari shidat Pasand awam ko daikhay Jo har waqat jalao gherao Maro marwao. Quote Right
Quote Left Zafar tera 2 chamchon wasima or zafri nay bay haya wal pur say meray sath rabta kiya hai ye dono ice or cocaine dealer hain ye bool rahay thay zafar sapari hamara baap hai ham Bhai say maal laitay hain hun dus? Quote Right
Quote Left Please no more weham nafsiyat GAME. Quote Right
Quote Left Oye supari kay chamcho lun chosa karo, Tawadi bund nu wakra kera tang karda. Quote Right
Quote Left Much of the bible is poetry...a reason why God chose such medium for His Truth expressed.... I write flash...a lot of ego...but I try not to entirely trash this precious, divine gift~Poetry!! Once in awhile writing something I am not totally ashamed of.... Quote Right
Quote Left weham nafisyat ka game kyun chalaya? Quote Right
Quote Left Oye dramay baza sidhi tarah dus weham nafsiyat kay name par teka kab lagwana? Quote Right
Quote Left Jail me qaidi ko 2 tareqon say maara jata hai ya dam ghot kar ya teka thok kar agar admi hata kata ho to phir khanay penay me kuch mila diya jata hai ya phir qaidi jab so raha ho tab hamesha kay liye sula diya jata hai. Quote Right
Quote Left Asi palu naal weham nafsiyat khedan gay. Quote Right
Quote Left In team sports, I see some athletes motivated to become All-Stars ... whereas others won't be happy unless they're champions. Quote Right
Quote Left Weham Kay name par goli ya Teka? Quote Right
Quote Left Love forgives and doesn’t blame or shame, we have to remind ourselves of that now and again. Quote Right
Quote Left Honesty always make one bold enough to establish the naked truth irrespective of any shame. Whereas, the best dressed lie disgraces its speaker when time is right. Quote Right
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