Rico Leffanta Poet Limerick

Naughty Ham

The Church of Four Hundred Rabbits*
Needs Vows of Silence from blab-its
The Altar wine
Is so divine
That monks and priests probe loose habits

*Prior to Lockdown, Nottingham's
400 Rabbits Tequila Bar 

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M. L. Kiser January 19, 2021 at 12:56 AM A bit too much wine and what do you get? Sounds pretty wild.

Gershon Wolf January 18, 2021 at 7:42 PM Even the Wife of Bath in The Canterbury Tales is blushing at this one. Bullseye, Rico! :) gw

Andrea Dietrich January 18, 2021 at 12:42 PM never heard of this fun-named place but the limerick is GREAT.

Janice Canerdy January 18, 2021 at 12:05 PM Probe--why Rico? Just kidding! Please don't explain!! Janice

Ilene Bauer January 17, 2021 at 12:21 PM ha! very clever, rico! i enjoyed...

Jan Allison January 17, 2021 at 11:16 AM oh so funny Rico:-) hugs jan xx great word play indeed

Carolyn Devonshire January 17, 2021 at 10:55 AM Oh my, I can just imagine them "probing" the loose habits! Very funny, Rico. And now I know what bar to visit when I go to Nottingham :) Hugs, Carolyn Rico Leffanta January 17, 2021 at 11:04 AM 400 humping rabbits seems more like a place to avoid although you could escape by an hare! Aloha! Rico