Gershon Wolf Poet Limerick

A Certain Cunning Ham Named Tom

There's a certain cunning ham named Tom
Who once crafted limericks with aplomb
  Lately, no funny new lims
  Has Tom's funny bone dimmed -- NO 
His computer's been infected with ROM!

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Tom Cunningham December 17, 2021 at 9:30 AM Lol, sorry I've only just found out about this one Gershon My funny bone is still there and making a comeback, Tom Gershon Wolf December 18, 2021 at 3:37 PM Looking forward to that funny bone vibrating again, Tom. Love you anyway, no matter what. Your friend, Gershon

P.S. Awtry December 8, 2021 at 12:12 AM I have been pondering why you would call Tom a ham... I just got it. I think there's something wrong with my ROM :D Very clever.

Valsa George December 7, 2021 at 8:03 PM Love this.... ! I too was wondering why this cunning tom doesn't write so much as before, these days... Your sense of humor stands out in the very usage of his name...

Rico Leffanta December 7, 2021 at 11:03 AM Tom has had a tough time with that monkey on his back but, as you can see, his spirits are lifting . . . . Gershon Wolf December 7, 2021 at 6:03 PM That picture of Tom's is so hilarious.

Mike Gentile December 7, 2021 at 5:52 AM Pretty cute Gershon 'cunning ham" love it!!! Gershon Wolf December 7, 2021 at 6:02 PM Thanks, Mike. ~ Clever Meat Cleaver

Marikate Kingston December 6, 2021 at 6:56 PM I swear that I used to have a french teacher named, Tom Cunningham. Funny poem. I can feel his pain, somedays my poetry brain wanes. Gershon Wolf December 6, 2021 at 7:18 PM Well, were you living in London, about 20 minutes away from the Globe Theatre? If so, our Tom Cunningham was your teacher, alright! lol. :) gw