Short Ham Poems
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"green eggs and vegan ham"
that chat is
not a chatte
but
why's that
cat doing
that
with
that
hat
Pot ready,
for ham hocks,
beans, onions,
carrots,
now place corn
bread in oven,
let the feast,
begin.
wrote 9-4-08
Little Dieter, pork pie eater,
Had a sow and couldn't feed her,
Ground her up with sweet potatoes
Eats the pies all night and dayo.
Tom flew down to Turkey to play
But found at the end of the day
Putin had to gobble
So there was a squabble
Hence the Marmite-Putin soufflé
Charlie Chaplin, in a silent fashion
Spoke to millions with great passion,
Nothing short of amuse -
Strutting Little Tramp’s big shoes.
A blood-thirsty God wants your son
And you fear God's will must be done?
You heard God's spiel
Now make a deal!
Remember God wants to have fun!
this meal is the deal
if your rout the south
you know what am talking
about
you eat a sleep
its gets you in the beat
he can make you mean
HAM HOPS AND COLLARD
GREENS
No meat ever tasted like
Grannie’s home-baked ham.
Sweetest right next to the bone.
Savory some say.
I like it most with
a side of –
more!
There once a man from The Rock
He brought me a gift of ham hock
Valentine's Day
Sadly, I say
When I cooked collards, he was in shock
Honey cured lightly rubbed
Herbs and brown sugar glaze
Halo pineapple rings
Harmony of flavor
Heavenly succulent
Hold, hint subtle sweetness
Holiday honey taste
There's a certain cunning ham named Tom
Who once crafted limericks with aplomb
Lately, no funny new lims
Has Tom's funny bone dimmed -- NO
His computer's been infected with ROM!
Best time for me for writing good stuff
When I first get up, eyes blurry mind full of fluff
Most creative I am
Before eggs and ham
Zinging along, rhymes bursting outta me butt
i'm a book collector of the old,
ham radio books to me are gold,
the ancient ones with valves and such,
I make long wire aerials to keep in touch,
i'm vk4pr of Queenslands fold...
dont do it now so much...
Don
The Church of Four Hundred Rabbits*
Needs Vows of Silence from blab-its
The Altar wine
Is so divine
That monks and priests probe loose habits
*Prior to Lockdown, Nottingham's
400 Rabbits Tequila Bar
There is a very cunning ham named Tom
Pens side-splitting limericks with aplomb
When Soupers are down
Tom removes their frowns
And their funny bones explode like a bomb
We love you, Tom!
I know little of poet, Sam Slam,
But give him a slice of poet I am.
Of the prime directive,
I am over protective,
So slam your gums down, here comes your ham.
For Anti-Slam Limericks
In Honor of: Carolyn Devonshire
Placed #3
Good morning whats for breakfast?
Can I have eggs and ham please?
That’s a nice simple breakfast
That can be prepared with ease
Well not as simple as you may think
Oh its but a days work for the hen
But for the poor old pig
It’s a lifetime of commitment
Form:
Holiday ham rubbed with
Herbs and brown sugar glaze
Halo pineapple rings
Healthy red sweet cherries
Heat oven cook two hours
Host your hungry group with
Heavenly honey taste
12/12/2016
My Merry Christmas Party Pleiades Poetry Contest -Edited - Poetry Contest
Sponsored by: Andrea Dietrich
Some people say a man is made out of ham
I say he's made out of mussel and clam
Mussel and clam, oyster and crab,
Spread like a feast on a mortician's slab.
You eat way too much, what do you get
Another pound fatter all sweaty and wet
Tell Peter not to bake me no pumpkin pie
One more bite and I'm likely to die.
A timeless cloud
embraced me
and on the other side
reality was softened by
morphine's laughing eye
surprise didn't strike me
I did gradually ingest
that that ham
that hung before me
was my femur
very smashed.
circa 2006
Posted 2017/02/05
Submitted to Michelle Faulkner's
What Your Poem Needs Now Is Love, Sweet Love Poetry Contest
I am Julie
How are you,
I like sex what about you?
Oh but,
You can get pregnant in a house
You can get pregnant on the couch
You can get pregnant in a chair
You can get pregnant on the stairs
You can get pregnant in a car
You can get pregnant on the farm
One thing is true use protection all the time
and you'll be happy
and have no worries on your mind.
From A Pig's perspective......
I'll be ham for Christmas...........
You can plan on me!
Where Nana's hosting.....
And great food is roasting!
Well....I can think of a better place to be!!
Soon you'll gather 'round the table!
And say....It all taste's heavenly!
Yes...I'll be ham for Christmas!!
So you can be a PIG!!
FOR ME!!!!
By Chuck Melugin
All rights reserved
Some things belong together but you never tasted flavor Like this! * I always liked ham and potato salad, how about a sandwich or chip
Horeb centred divine son by alterity displaced
Africa calls your children, it is time to be embraced
Melchizedek Order, arise, minister in your place
2
Ham son of Noah
Africa light breaks dawn's grace
Melchizedek found
3
Ham's Hittite haunted by hungry hosts of hell
Aggressive sea-people soveriegn salt suckers swell
Melchidek's music mounting miracles against pagan spell
Slice ham so thin, your in-laws will never come back
This pearl of wisdom came my way
So many years ago
A TV ad that to this day,
The funniest I know
It sliced and diced, did everything
A kitchen chef could seek
In fact, it claimed that it could make
ONE tomato last a week!
But best for me as I recall,
Laughed so hard, I could die-
Onions it could dice so fast,
You don’t have time to cry!
From “The Miracle Slicer”