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Sugar world

Sugar Sugar everywhere taking it without plants if I dare.
Sugar Sugar make my arteries stiff and crisp, but do I really care?
Just for the record why should I keep giving free advice.
If the music that I make, just does not jive.
Guess you just don't have a case of the hives.

Its a serial crime to sell ce-real to kids.
Whether i boast my quake on oats on a general hill.
Or make kill logs of all the bowels I could have had.
But still these guys keep making me break-fast as an adult.

Let me open the box to see what prize i got.
Ohh look a dead cat which never got me my satisfaction back.
Guess I will just end up paying the price for seeking my prize.
Can we truly see what's real without cereals?

Premium Member Snoop Dogg

Well-known Rapper singer Snoop Dogg
shares lyrics and free advice in blog
produced great many popularized records
often nominated for grammy awards



AP: Honorable Mention 2025

Premium Member Mz Mortenson

I’m Mz Mortenson, if you please.
I dispensed with the charade
when I went to my grave.

Life can be tricky
if you’re pretty.

My life was a role,
I couldn’t always control.

How unaware the dumb bombshell seemed.
Still, I was labeled the obscene Norma Jeane.

in reel life’s small doses, 
the role was emotionally corrosive,
merely etching away my fragile identity.

In real life it proved erotically explosive
destroying my privacy, serenity, and sanity.

I thrilled in some 29 films, I took a few pills,
was a plaything for mobsters and tabloid mills.

When I started a fling with the president,
did I have any idea what I was up against?
Some free advice - beware of counterintelligence.

Homicide, suicide - what does it matter
- which one is sadder?

I knew I’d always be there for you, sensuously beckoning, 
at 24 frames per second, like an eternal flame - flickering.
.
.
Of course, Norma Jeane Mortenson’s stage name was Marylin Monroe

Written for the 'Lost Poetry from History Challenge' contest.
Where you write a poem in the voice of an historical figure.

16:00.06-17


Premium Member Advice and Talk

  Free advice is cheap and so is talk...
                                    Listen, weigh it ~ then walk the walk

Premium Member The Facts of Life

Sticks and stones will break your bones
But hard liquor will kill you quicker

A penny saved is a penny earned
A dollar lent is a dollar burned

Free advice doesn't cost a cent
But it won't help you pay the rent

To gain success trust your ambition
Don't ever trust a politician

Live your life by the golden rule
Don't waste your life by being cruel

Take deep breaths when feeling nervous
Thank a veteran for their service

Live for today forget the past
Fair weathered friendships never last

Don't let hate invade your heart
It's hard to quit once you start

Free Advice To Freely Revise

The Plump needs Enduring Exercise 
To Excess Weight shed and check size, 
I tell you: need to questions ask
For a just confronted task;
Navigator’s Compass arrange
For voyage that over seas range:
Your two legs straighten and back arch
Ahead of a circuitous March;

For The Anonymous Caller,
Calm Ears of one who is taller,
Priming them for Threats or Shy Love 
To Caller: “You’re The One above!’’
Surely, one needs Balanced Diet
 For relevance in A Riot…

All these Free Advice to revise 
And their testing a means devise.


The Tale

THE TALE
Walking down the street with my bare feet
The thoughts of Mahatma, Nelson Mandela, and Osagyefo
Pumping my blood towards the course of Emancipation
Freedom! - Is the word
The one true legend which opens up all minds
To set free the thoughts of the thoughtless
To make strong the spine that’s prone to Hopelessness
To give the Shy another chance
Confidence! - (A Core)
To reach and beyond boundaries unfathomed
And who can deny the “Wondrous-Magical” spirit
Provided by the Supreme Man upstairs
Our Father (GOD)
For He has given, even me, a purpose
To live,
To fight,
To survive (strive)
Not a super tale to be tossed with
Not to be forgotten
And not only to be told or passed
In successive generations
But to be lived,
To feel free,
To embrace;
Everything Destined….. (Free Advice)
BY ASANGALISAH AKANTERE ISAIAH

Explain It Away

I can't live in mystery
I'm waiting with bated breath
Where and when I'll stand or fall --
The hour of my death --

The facts of life are meaningless
There is no moral code 
There may or may not be another side 
Til then, get outta the road

Go ahead
Explain it away 

I can't take the riddles 
Quit knocking on my door 
Stop advertising free advice 
It isn't what I came here for

S'posed to write an indispensable memoir
An illegible tome of shame 
People keep on interrupting
Tomorrow, it'll be the same 

The same old scrutinizing 
The same old sphere of doubt
Some miracles are worth baptising 
But they're the kind we tend to throw out

Explain it all away --
Tear the cathedral down
We're pining for something long since gone
You can sense it just by 
Sense it just by
Sense it just by looking around

Go 'head,
Explain it away.

Premium Member Precious

Precious children in my care
laughed and frolicked, unaware
life would not forever be
simple, fun, and trouble-free.

Care, I’ll give, though they’re no more
unaware of what’s in store.
Be mentor? I will! They need
free advice. Perhaps they’ll heed!


March 1, 2021
entered in Brian Strand's All Yours (March) contest   placed 1st

Advice

My life is in confusion
Because of ones like you
Who tried to do the best for me
But were doing the best for you.

I may not know everything
But I do know what I do
I’d rather make my own mistakes
Than have you help me to.

I know I need to be alone
And sort this whole thing through
To see if I can handle myself
Is what I want to do

So you can keep your free advice
Your gifts and wisecracks too
Because I’m going to make it work
I’m going to make it through


Written 30 years ago during my divorce, whew, long time ago.

Premium Member It's Limerick Time

The clown in him thought, 'It's Limerick Time!'
Couldn't come up with a single darn line --
   Poor guy racked his brain
   Went nearly insane -- 
Saw that the second darn line didn't rhyme

He decided to write him a sonnet
Texted Shakespeare for free advice on it --  
   Willy didn't text back
   Our friend thought, 'What a hack' --
Have to place a bee in the Bard's bonnet

Premium Member Free Advice Is Just That

These days it's clearly the fashion
To tell college grads: "Follow your passion."
Yet consider this quick note of caution:
  Make sure with your passion you'll cash in.

                 For Example:
What if your passion is playing trombone?
You spend years and years trying to hone
The skill to emit the purest of tones;
  But will you reap what you've sown?
  Or simply work your fingers to the bone,
  So you can stand in line for a loan?

                 Remember:
In life it pays to be practical,
Neither over didactical or under tactical;
  For it not, the consequences
  Tend to be quite 'dramatical,'
  Or possibly morbidly theatrical.  

                Bottom Line:
So when deciding on what occupation to make your splash in,
Do not necessarily follow your passion,
Especially if it's something quite asinine.
  Sign up instead for MY 'profession:'
  Do as I say, not what you're best in!

Walk the Dog

I've always heard
about the New York minute
But nobody ever told me
about the New York hour
I'm speaking on the time of the day
when it seems like half the city
is out walking their dog

Everybody is aware,
everyone understands too
People have to let their dog out,
so they can do what they need to do

But if you're walking about
while all of those dogs are out
Here is some free advice offered from me to you
Don't be looking up at the stars,
or the pretty people in their cars
Instead be frequently checking the bottom of your shoe

The Call

Does anyone else agree with me
Don't you just hate to answer the phone
When you're sitting down to eat at night
They just cannot leave us alone

I'm talking about all those people 
Trying to sell things all day long
They call them telemarkerters
And their timing is always wrong

You may be in the throne room
When your telephone starts to ring
You stump your toe on the way to the phone
Then you really start to sing

They don't all speak the same language
And they're hard to understand
When we tell them we don't need it
It turns to a demand

And never ask them a question
Or your life will be on hold
They have to go get the supervisor
To get that product sold

So the next time someone calls you
Take some free advice
It's OK to hang up on them
As long as you do it Nice

Villa

Welcome to the illicit villa
Where people come and go
A brief warmth of the palm 
A touchy heart, a hearty laugh
Then out through the elusive door
Customary customers they are called,
All young and old

Accommodations are provided
Free advice and service for all
Short of mannequins? Just give us a call!
We are your humble servants
Blood, tears and gall

And the young ones
Oh, the tunneled youths
Passion burn like head of matchsticks
Uneven mushrooms they sprout
Under veils of deceiving shade
Growing too fast for their own liking

And yes, the pillars
Who can forget the pillars?
Stay rooted despite the trouble
Though the sky’s a grey all faded
Though the Sun all sullen and jaded
Unfazed by daunting clouds of doubts
Oh, they know no passion

Can’t stop the door from shutting
The cold wind whistles through 
A pipe of melancholy, when all remains true
What’s unbecoming cannot be undone

To fade away
With the wind of passion
To be enslave in an unbroken faith
The freedom to stay
The choice is ours to take…

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