It's Limerick Time

The clown in him thought, 'It's Limerick Time!'
Couldn't come up with a single darn line --
   Poor guy racked his brain
   Went nearly insane -- 
Saw that the second darn line didn't rhyme

He decided to write him a sonnet
Texted Shakespeare for free advice on it --  
   Willy didn't text back
   Our friend thought, 'What a hack' --
Have to place a bee in the Bard's bonnet
Copyright © | Year Posted 2020

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Laurie Avatar
April 1, 2020 at 11:47 PM
G'day Gershon … makes you wonder about that Shakespeare fella don't you think. Amusing indeed Gershon - Lindsay
Macfarlane Avatar
April 1, 2020 at 3:40 PM
Hahaha. Great limerick Gershon. Hugs
Wolf Avatar
April 1, 2020 at 7:45 PM
Hey, Cecilia. Thanks for the like on this limerick! Cheers and Good Cheer! ~ gw
Marcum Wong Avatar
March 31, 2020 at 2:39 PM
These did make be laugh Gershon. Thank you...I needed that! xxoo
Wolf Avatar
March 31, 2020 at 6:50 PM
Glad to read that you laughed at the limericks, Connie, and thanks for letting me know! Smiles, Gershon
One Avatar
March 31, 2020 at 2:08 PM
Haha... Two great lims
Wolf Avatar
March 31, 2020 at 2:34 PM
Glad you enjoyed the limericks, Silent! Peace and Joy, Gershon
Cheney Avatar
March 31, 2020 at 9:18 AM
"What a hack" I'm lol on that line. Enjoyed this one a great deal.
Pigeon Tart Avatar
March 31, 2020 at 8:05 AM
Enjoyed!!!! ;D, Fun stuff Wolf Man. xomo
Kauffman Avatar
March 31, 2020 at 5:43 AM
Ahh, I see all the leprechauns didn't disappear after St. Paddy's Day. You've left us a little pot o gold in this one. Gershon!
Somadas Avatar
March 31, 2020 at 12:58 AM
Great Limerick my dear friend.. Your muse is flowing sweetly..
Buehler Avatar
March 30, 2020 at 11:28 PM
A great limerick, Gershon. Thanks for the smiles! :)
Krutsinger Avatar
March 30, 2020 at 10:16 PM
This one teased and tantalized my dendrite highway.
Rodrigues Avatar
March 30, 2020 at 9:26 PM
Smiling! We all need a good laugh! The limerick line stepped out of rhyme!
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