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It's Limerick Time

The clown in him thought, 'It's Limerick Time!' Couldn't come up with a single darn line -- Poor guy racked his brain Went nearly insane -- Saw that the second darn line didn't rhyme He decided to write him a sonnet Texted Shakespeare for free advice on it -- Willy didn't text back Our friend thought, 'What a hack' -- Have to place a bee in the Bard's bonnet

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Date: 4/1/2020 11:47:00 PM
G'day Gershon … makes you wonder about that Shakespeare fella don't you think. Amusing indeed Gershon - Lindsay
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Date: 4/1/2020 3:40:00 PM
Hahaha. Great limerick Gershon. Hugs
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Date: 4/1/2020 7:45:00 PM
Hey, Cecilia. Thanks for the like on this limerick! Cheers and Good Cheer! ~ gw
Date: 3/31/2020 2:39:00 PM
These did make be laugh Gershon. Thank you...I needed that! xxoo
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Date: 3/31/2020 6:50:00 PM
Glad to read that you laughed at the limericks, Connie, and thanks for letting me know! Smiles, Gershon
Date: 3/31/2020 2:08:00 PM
Haha... Two great lims
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Date: 3/31/2020 2:34:00 PM
Glad you enjoyed the limericks, Silent! Peace and Joy, Gershon
Date: 3/31/2020 9:18:00 AM
"What a hack" I'm lol on that line. Enjoyed this one a great deal.
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Date: 3/31/2020 8:05:00 AM
Enjoyed!!!! ;D, Fun stuff Wolf Man. xomo
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Date: 3/31/2020 5:43:00 AM
Ahh, I see all the leprechauns didn't disappear after St. Paddy's Day. You've left us a little pot o gold in this one. Gershon!
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Date: 3/31/2020 12:58:00 AM
Great Limerick my dear friend.. Your muse is flowing sweetly..
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Date: 3/30/2020 11:28:00 PM
A great limerick, Gershon. Thanks for the smiles! :)
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Date: 3/30/2020 10:16:00 PM
This one teased and tantalized my dendrite highway.
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Date: 3/30/2020 9:26:00 PM
Smiling! We all need a good laugh! The limerick line stepped out of rhyme!
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