The Call

Does anyone else agree with me Don't you just hate to answer the phone When you're sitting down to eat at night They just cannot leave us alone I'm talking about all those people Trying to sell things all day long They call them telemarkerters And their timing is always wrong You may be in the throne room When your telephone starts to ring You stump your toe on the way to the phone Then you really start to sing They don't all speak the same language And they're hard to understand When we tell them we don't need it It turns to a demand And never ask them a question Or your life will be on hold They have to go get the supervisor To get that product sold So the next time someone calls you Take some free advice It's OK to hang up on them As long as you do it Nice