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Premium Member Mary Sue Hank Next Door My Hog And Houndog
...Sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night In my ramshackle torn straw old bed The mice are chewing my toes And the bedbugs bite Elephants dancing in my head I think to myself "It's not ......Read the rest...
Categories: drunk as a skunk, angst, cat, dog, longing,
Form: Free verse

Premium Member Ober Time
...I once met a man who claimed he was sober At a beer drinking party, late October He was as drunk as a skunk He fell down and yelled- Ca 'plunk! Thought it best I called him an Ober......Read the rest...
Categories: drunk as a skunk, humor,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member That's Mah Dawg
...i don't mean to come hard, but that's my dog, last night-drunk as a skunk at the local bar, they hollered, let's take him home he live right down the street..um like oh no yawl, where's my dog, at t......Read the rest...
Categories: drunk as a skunk, best friend, food, giggle,
Form: Blitz
Premium Member Drunks and Skunks
...Why do we say someone is “drunk as a skunk?” In truth, has anyone ever seen a skunk drunk? Written August 9, 2022......Read the rest...
Categories: drunk as a skunk, animal, drink, humorous,
Form: Couplet
Premium Member In An Average Lifetime
...In a average lifetime, humans usually eat About sixty thousand pounds of food That's equal to the weight of six elephants But the elephants have to be nude Half of all Americans over fi......Read the rest...
Categories: drunk as a skunk, life,
Form: Rhyme

Sports Query
...The wife was as drunk as a skunk When she bumped into a young punk Before he knew it She simply blew it Is that what they call a "Slam Dunk"?......Read the rest...
Categories: drunk as a skunk, sports,
Form: Limerick
The Dancing: the Return Thereof
...Prelude After banishing my foe off to hell The Lord took pity on my soul And returned it to my undead shell Again, I was alive and whole But the consequences of a second chance Meant that ......Read the rest...
Categories: drunk as a skunk, allusion, analogy, angst, anxiety,
Form: Rhyme
Crazy Time At the Bar Contest
...I sat down and ordered a drink She walked in dressed in pink As I looked over I gave her a wink Little did I know I was laying on the floor Drunk as a skunk now seeing a monk Pink elephants I......Read the rest...
Categories: drunk as a skunk, drink,
Form: Rhyme
Drunk As a Skunk
...Drink to the rain falling down Drink to the tears of a clown Drink to get drunk Drunk as a skunk Drinks on the skunk, he's buyin' a round! Has anyone seen a skunk drunk from a drink? It's not......Read the rest...
Categories: drunk as a skunk, animal, drink, hilarious, humor,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member The Night Before New Year's
...'Twas the night before the New Year. Gawd! All the beer had gone dry Not a house or a tavern could renew our supply. Was I too drunk to recall if what followed was fact? While we drunks were all p......Read the rest...
Categories: drunk as a skunk, drink, humor, new year,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Paddy Got In a Paddy On St Patrick's Day
...Paddy’s drinking with his buddy Shaun In fancy dress as a leprechaun To be part of the scene They wear emerald green and get bladdered before break of dawn! Old Paddy supped ten pi......Read the rest...
Categories: drunk as a skunk, drink, ireland,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Unhappy New Year
...With champagne and plenty of gin, we welcomed the brand New Year in Fred got nissed as a pewt, and despite some dispute he wouldn’t leave to my chagrin! Old Freddie was drunk as a ......Read the rest...
Categories: drunk as a skunk, character, drink, new year,
Form: Limerick
It Takes Me Back
...I remember my cousin so adventurous Carpe Diem was the way he lived In the fast lane his motive was obvious Now without him life is One big cul de sac Back then I drank Tip Top For the first ......Read the rest...
Categories: drunk as a skunk, absence, adventure, change, i
Form: I do not know?
Premium Member Moonshiner's Ditty - Collaboration
...MOONSHINER'S DITTY - Collaboration Gonna drink moonshine Get drunk as a skunk Then go into town Beat up on some punk Get thrown in jail 'Til I get sobered up Start drinking again Then pu......Read the rest...
Categories: drunk as a skunk, funny,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Fancy Stress - Collaboration With the Amazing Nina Parmenter
...There’s a party tonight so I bouffe up my hair Pamper and powder my sweet derrière, Arrive at the door, all done up to impress..... Oh man, I forgot! Invite said “fancy dress”! Pete......Read the rest...
Categories: drunk as a skunk, celebration, clothes, humorous,
Form: Rhyme

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