Drunk As A Skunk Poems - Poems about Drunk As A Skunk

...Skunk or a deer - what was the varmint? 'Cuz Noah's buck naked, without any garment! (Gen 9:21) ---------- In response to Drunk as a Skunk by Gershon Wolf......

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... Noah, ‘a righteous man pure in his generations’ (Genesis 6:9) spent a year in the Ark ‘til on Mt. Ararat it parked When he emerged he got drun......

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...Sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night In my ramshackle torn straw old bed The mice are chewing my toes And the bedbugs bite Elephants dancing in my head I think to myself "It's not ......

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...I once met a man who claimed he was sober At a beer drinking party, late October He was as drunk as a skunk He fell down and yelled- Ca 'plunk! Thought it best I called him an Ober......

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...i don't mean to come hard, but that's my dog, last night-drunk as a skunk at the local bar, they hollered, let's take him home he live right down the street..um like oh no yawl, where's my dog, at t......

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...Why do we say someone is “drunk as a skunk?” In truth, has anyone ever seen a skunk drunk? Written August 9, 2022......

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...In a average lifetime, humans usually eat About sixty thousand pounds of food That's equal to the weight of six elephants But the elephants have to be nude Half of all Americans over fi......

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...The wife was as drunk as a skunk When she bumped into a young punk Before he knew it She simply blew it Is that what they call a "Slam Dunk"?......

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...Prelude After banishing my foe off to hell The Lord took pity on my soul And returned it to my undead shell Again, I was alive and whole But the consequences of a second chance Meant that ......

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...I sat down and ordered a drink She walked in dressed in pink As I looked over I gave her a wink Little did I know I was laying on the floor Drunk as a skunk now seeing a monk Pink elephants I......

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...Drink to the rain falling down Drink to the tears of a clown Drink to get drunk Drunk as a skunk Drinks on the skunk, he's buyin' a round! Has anyone seen a skunk drunk from a drink? It's not......

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...'Twas the night before the New Year. Gawd! All the beer had gone dry Not a house or a tavern could renew our supply. Was I too drunk to recall if what followed was fact? While we drunks were all p......

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...Paddy’s drinking with his buddy Shaun In fancy dress as a leprechaun To be part of the scene They wear emerald green and get bladdered before break of dawn! Old Paddy supped ten pi......

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...With champagne and plenty of gin, we welcomed the brand New Year in Fred got nissed as a pewt, and despite some dispute he wouldn’t leave to my chagrin! Old Freddie was drunk as a ......

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...MOONSHINER'S DITTY - Collaboration Gonna drink moonshine Get drunk as a skunk Then go into town Beat up on some punk Get thrown in jail 'Til I get sobered up Start drinking again Then pu......

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