Best Drunk As A Skunk Poems
Below are the all-time best Drunk As A Skunk poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of drunk as a skunk poems written by PoetrySoup members
Fancy Stress - Collaboration With the Amazing Nina ParmenterThere’s a party tonight so I bouffe up my hair
Pamper and powder my sweet derrière,
Arrive at the door, all done up to impress.....
Oh man, I...
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Categories:
drunk as a skunk, celebration, clothes, humorous,
Form:
Rhyme
DinoThere once lived a gambler named Dino
who was terribly fond of vino.
Since he’d drink and play bad,
and lose all that he had,
he was loved at...
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Categories:
drunk as a skunk, funny
Form:
Limerick
Nissed As a PewtHe's drunk as a skunk on St Patrick’s Day
Too much Guinness stopped him getting a lay
For he had brewers droop
So he had to regroup
He’ll have...
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Categories:
drunk as a skunk, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
Night Clubbing HuhScampi in a basket Plastic palm trees
A 70#s night club in Rotherham
They called Tiffany's.
Ever Friday night me and my mates would hit town
Go on a...
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Categories:
drunk as a skunk, funny, growing up, hilarious,
Form:
Free verse
Young and RecklessGot drunk as a skunk, at a debutante
Eye catching tat I want. With no regrets
a masterpiece of art that I can flaunt
clearly expressing my...
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Categories:
drunk as a skunk, art, funny, love, retirement,
Form:
Sonnet
A Doc Holiday ClassicThe loudmouth cowboy was challenged by an inebriated Doc Holiday.
"Draw your weapon sir," slurred the doc, "I'm your huckleberry."
"You're drunk as a skunk," said the...
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Categories:
drunk as a skunk, history,
Form:
Rhyme
Crazy ThoughtsIt's been estimated that at any one time
One per cent of the world is drunk
Actually thought it'd be a whole lot higher
My friends are always...
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Categories:
drunk as a skunk, fun,
Form:
Quatrain
Redneck HousefireThe redneck was drunk as a skunk
Couple of dozen beers he had drunk
Staggered round the corner into his street
He noticed the flames...
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Categories:
drunk as a skunk, hilarious,
Form:
Rhyme
Coyote CallSure I was drunk, drunk as a skunk and stuffed to the gills, as well!
My eyes were leaking Sailors Rum that must’ve been cooked in...
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Categories:
drunk as a skunk, humorous,
Form:
Rhyme
Giv'Us a PushI was in a deep and needed sleep, and having dreams of something beaut.
I could feel these gorgeous arms around me and other things...
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Categories:
drunk as a skunk, humorous, , cute,
Form:
Rhyme
St Patrick's Day DisasterOld Paddy supped ten pints of ale
Now drunk as a skunk, he turned pale
He slewed to the right
Got into a fight
Now Paddy’s residing in...
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Categories:
drunk as a skunk, celebration, drink, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
Categories:
drunk as a skunk, fun, nonsense,
Form:
Limerick
Drunks and SkunksWhy do we say someone is “drunk as a skunk?”
In truth, has anyone ever seen a skunk drunk?
Written August 9, 2022...
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Categories:
drunk as a skunk, animal, drink, humorous,
Form:
Couplet
Good Ol' Triple-Six and the Eternal Drive-By - Part 2- and, anyway, who breaks wind over double-M, a. k. a. Manson,
Marilyn?
I'll give a ride on my razor any day to
The-Second-Prime-of-Nine-to-the-Sixth,
who was around long before...
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Categories:
drunk as a skunk, hope, inspirational, jesus,
Form:
Free verse
Silly FactsIn a average lifetime, humans usually eat
About sixty thousand pounds of food
That's equal to the weight of six elephants
But the elephants have to be nude
Half...
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Categories:
drunk as a skunk, funny, world,
Form:
Quatrain