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Best Drunk As A Skunk Poems

Below are the all-time best Drunk As A Skunk poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of drunk as a skunk poems written by PoetrySoup members


Drunk as a skunk
I'll never give in I'll never surrender
I'll never drink gin I'll avoid a bad bender
I liked to vodka but only drink beer
I'll always have fun...

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Categories: drunk as a skunk, imagination, life, drink,
Form: Rhyme



Premium Member Dino
There once lived a gambler named Dino
who was terribly fond of vino.
Since he’d drink and play bad,
and lose all that he had,
he was loved at...

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Categories: drunk as a skunk, funny
Form: Limerick
Premium Member NISSED AS A PEWT
He was drunk as a skunk on St Patrick’s Day
Too much alcohol stopped him getting a lay
For he had brewers droop
So he had to regroup
Now...

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Categories: drunk as a skunk, humorous,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Night Clubbing Huh
Scampi in a basket Plastic palm trees
A 70#s night club in Rotherham
They called Tiffany's.

Ever Friday night me and my mates would hit town
Go on a...

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© Peter Dome  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: drunk as a skunk, funny, growing up, hilarious,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member A Doc Holiday Classic
The loudmouth cowboy was challenged by an inebriated Doc Holiday.
"Draw your weapon sir," slurred the doc, "I'm your huckleberry."
"You're drunk as a skunk," said the...

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Categories: drunk as a skunk, history,
Form: Rhyme



Premium Member Young and Reckless
Got drunk as a skunk, at a debutante
Eye catching tat I want.  With no regrets
a masterpiece of art that I can flaunt
clearly expressing my...

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© Eve Roper  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: drunk as a skunk, art, funny, love, retirement,
Form: Sonnet
Redneck Housefire

The redneck was drunk as a skunk 
Couple of dozen beers he had drunk 
Staggered round the corner into his street 
He noticed the flames...

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Categories: drunk as a skunk, hilarious,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Crazy Thoughts


It's been estimated that at any one time
One per cent of the world is drunk
Actually thought it'd be a whole lot higher
My friends are always...

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Categories: drunk as a skunk, fun,
Form: Quatrain
Coyote Call
Sure I was drunk, drunk as a skunk and stuffed to the gills, as well!
My eyes were leaking Sailors Rum that must’ve been cooked in...

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Categories: drunk as a skunk, humorous,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Yo Ho A Pirates Life For Me
Yo Ho Yo Ho a pirates life for me
Living on the wild seas
On my ship
With my crew
Pilaging the shores for treasure
To pay ye bounty

Yo Ho...

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Categories: drunk as a skunk, fun, writing,
Form: Free verse
Kelly collided with Ellie
                        ...

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Categories: drunk as a skunk, fun, nonsense,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member ST PATRICK'S DAY DISASTER
Paddy supped ten pints of real ale
As drunk as a skunk, he turned pale
He slewed to the right
Got into a fight
Now Paddy’s residing in jail!

Luck...

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Categories: drunk as a skunk, celebration, drink, humorous,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Silly Facts
In a average lifetime, humans usually eat
About sixty thousand pounds of food
That's equal to the weight of six elephants
But the elephants have to be nude

Half...

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Categories: drunk as a skunk, funny, world,
Form: Quatrain
Good Ol' Triple-Six And The Eternal Drive-By - Part 2
- and, anyway, who breaks wind over double-M, a. k. a. Manson,

Marilyn?

I'll give a ride on my razor any day to

The-Second-Prime-of-Nine-to-the-Sixth,

who was around long before...

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Categories: drunk as a skunk, hope, inspirational, jesus,
Form: Free verse
One night stand
I really wanted that cookie,I put my hand in that jar

She got them big melons, Makes her look like a star

She's tall and slim with...

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Categories: drunk as a skunk, addiction, candy, desire, sensual,
Form: ABC
Drunk as a Dog
Drunk as a Dog

By Elton Camp

Some similes don’t make much sense at all
Like the intoxicated, “drunk as a dog” to call
“Drunk as a skunk” is...

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© Elton Camp  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: drunk as a skunk, funnyold, dog, dog, old,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member NEW YEAR'S EVE
If you’re in a crowd….drunk
If you’re home alone….drunk
In jail…….drunk
“Drunk as a skunk!”
Sober?
Hell no!
No matter
Anywhere drunk
Any way but dead

For God's sake
It’s New Year’s Eve!
Before long
The ball...

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Categories: drunk as a skunk, holiday, life
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Crazy Thoughts No 5
It's been estimated that at any one time
One per cent of the world is drunk
Actually thought it'd be a whole lot higher
My friends are always...

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Categories: drunk as a skunk, funny, world,
Form: Quatrain
I Pleaded the Fifth
There's a story from Dixon
About some ole drunk
Who came in the courtroom
Drunk as a skunk

When asked by the judge
Sir how do you plea
He pulled out...

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Categories: drunk as a skunk, celebrity, fun, funny, humorous,
Form: Lyric
Premium Member Moonshiner's Ditty - Collaboration
MOONSHINER'S DITTY - Collaboration

Gonna drink moonshine
Get drunk as a skunk
Then go into town
Beat up on some punk

Get thrown in jail 
'Til I get sobered up
Start...

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Categories: drunk as a skunk, funny,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member PADDY GOT IN A PADDY ON ST PATRICK'S DAY
Paddy’s drinking with his buddy Shaun
In fancy dress as a leprechaun
To be part of the scene
They wear emerald green
and get bladdered before break of dawn!

Old...

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Categories: drunk as a skunk, drink, ireland,
Form: Limerick
In my mind theres a funk
In my mind there’s a funk
Does not mean that I’m sunk
If I drink then I’m drunk
Be as drunk as a skunk
Not so much that I...

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Categories: drunk as a skunk, imagination, life
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member UNHAPPY NEW YEAR

With champagne and plenty of gin,
we welcomed the brand New Year in
Fred got nissed as a pewt,
and despite some dispute
he wouldn’t leave to my chagrin!

Old...

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Categories: drunk as a skunk, character, drink, new year,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member The Night Before New Year's
'Twas the night before the New Year. Gawd! All the beer had gone dry
Not a house or a tavern could renew our supply.
Was I too...

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Categories: drunk as a skunk, drink, humor, new year,
Form: Rhyme