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Premium Member NISSED AS A PEWT
He was drunk as a skunk on St Patrick’s Day Too much alcohol stopped him getting a lay For he had brewers droop So he had to regroup Now he’ll have to wait for a roll in the hay 17th March 2015

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Categories: drunk as a skunk, humorous,
Form: Limerick

Drunk as a skunk
I'll never give in I'll never surrender
I'll never drink gin I'll avoid a bad bender
I liked to vodka but only drink beer
I'll always have fun and will always cheer
I never drink so much its getting me drunk
I've never got feeling drunk as a skunk...

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Categories: drunk as a skunk, imagination, life, drink,
Form: Rhyme
Paddy supped ten pints of real ale As drunk as a skunk, he turned pale He slewed to the right Got into a fight Now Paddy’s residing in jail! Luck of the Irish Limerick Contest Sponsored by Kim Merryman 03~14~17

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Categories: drunk as a skunk, celebration, drink, humorous,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Moonshiner's Ditty - Collaboration
MOONSHINER'S DITTY - Collaboration

Gonna drink moonshine
Get drunk as a skunk
Then go into town
Beat up on some punk

Get thrown in jail 
'Til I get sobered up
Start drinking again
Then puke it all up

23 July 2018
For Charles Messina's contest

(Make this the last stanza)

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Categories: drunk as a skunk, funny,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member A Doc Holiday Classic
The loudmouth cowboy was challenged by an inebriated Doc Holiday.
"Draw your weapon sir," slurred the doc, "I'm your huckleberry."
"You're drunk as a skunk," said the cowboy, "probably seeing double too."
Mr Holiday responded, "Yes sir, that is very true,
but I have two guns,.. one for each of you."...

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Categories: drunk as a skunk, history,
Form: Rhyme

Premium Member Dino
There once lived a gambler named Dino
who was terribly fond of vino.
Since he’d drink and play bad,
and lose all that he had,
he was loved at every casino.

But drunk as a skunk, that guy Dino
wreaked havoc one evening in Reno.
Now his vices he’s licked
after being drop-kicked
by a mafia guy named Gino.

Written June 18, 2011 
For Francine Robert's "Bottle of Wine" Contest

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Categories: drunk as a skunk, funny
Form: Limerick
Premium Member NEW YEAR'S EVE
If you’re in a crowd….drunk
If you’re home alone….drunk
In jail…….drunk
“Drunk as a skunk!”
Hell no!
No matter
Anywhere drunk
Any way but dead

For God's sake
It’s New Year’s Eve!
Before long
The ball will be descending
Come down like the blade of a guillotine
And    if you’re very lucky
You’ll wake up New Year’s day
Feeling rotten avocado green
On the bathroom floor

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Categories: drunk as a skunk, holiday, life
Form: Free verse
Kelly collided with Ellie
                           Kelly collided with Ellie but neither was hurt
                        That was the miracle of the day said stupid Bart
                                              Kelly was a truck
                                               Ellie ran amuck
                      She was as drunk as a skunk and didn't wear a skirt

(C) rajat kanti chakrabarty

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Categories: drunk as a skunk, fun, nonsense,
Form: Limerick

With champagne and plenty of gin, we welcomed the brand New Year in Fred got nissed as a pewt, and despite some dispute he wouldn’t leave to my chagrin! Old Freddie was drunk as a skunk, and clambered onto our top bunk But he fell to the floor - how he ranted and swore, I’m wary next time he gets drunk! Let's have fun Poetry Contest Sponsored by Shadow Hamilton 12/25/18

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Categories: drunk as a skunk, character, drink, new year,
Form: Limerick