Short Drunk As A Skunk Poems
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NISSED AS A PEWT
drunk as a skunk, humorous,
He was drunk as a skunk on St Patrick’s Day
Too much alcohol stopped him getting a lay
For he had brewers droop
So he had to regroup
Now he’ll have to wait for a roll in the hay
17th March 2015
Drunk as a skunk
drunk as a skunk, imagination, life, drink,
I'll never give in I'll never surrender
I'll never drink gin I'll avoid a bad bender
I liked to vodka but only drink beer
I'll always have fun and will always cheer
I never drink so much its getting me drunk
I've never got feeling drunk as a skunk...
ST PATRICK'S DAY DISASTER
drunk as a skunk, celebration, drink, humorous,
Paddy supped ten pints of real ale
As drunk as a skunk, he turned pale
He slewed to the right
Got into a fight
Now Paddy’s residing in jail!
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Moonshiner's Ditty - Collaboration
drunk as a skunk, funny,
MOONSHINER'S DITTY - Collaboration
Gonna drink moonshine
Get drunk as a skunk
Then go into town
Beat up on some punk
Get thrown in jail
'Til I get sobered up
Start drinking again
Then puke it all up
23 July 2018
For Charles Messina's contest
(Make this the last stanza)
A Doc Holiday Classic
drunk as a skunk, history,
The loudmouth cowboy was challenged by an inebriated Doc Holiday.
"Draw your weapon sir," slurred the doc, "I'm your huckleberry."
"You're drunk as a skunk," said the cowboy, "probably seeing double too."
Mr Holiday responded, "Yes sir, that is very true,
but I have two guns,.. one for each of you."...
drunk as a skunk, funny
There once lived a gambler named Dino
who was terribly fond of vino.
Since he’d drink and play bad,
and lose all that he had,
he was loved at every casino.
But drunk as a skunk, that guy Dino
wreaked havoc one evening in Reno.
Now his vices he’s licked
after being drop-kicked
by a mafia guy named Gino.
Written June 18, 2011
For Francine Robert's "Bottle of Wine" Contest
NEW YEAR'S EVE
drunk as a skunk, holiday, life
If you’re in a crowd….drunk
If you’re home alone….drunk
“Drunk as a skunk!”
Any way but dead
For God's sake
It’s New Year’s Eve!
The ball will be descending
Come down like the blade of a guillotine
And if you’re very lucky
You’ll wake up New Year’s day
Feeling rotten avocado green
On the bathroom floor
Kelly collided with Ellie
drunk as a skunk, fun, nonsense,
Kelly collided with Ellie but neither was hurt
That was the miracle of the day said stupid Bart
Kelly was a truck
Ellie ran amuck
She was as drunk as a skunk and didn't wear a skirt
(C) rajat kanti chakrabarty
UNHAPPY NEW YEAR
drunk as a skunk, character, drink, new year,
With champagne and plenty of gin,
we welcomed the brand New Year in
Fred got nissed as a pewt,
and despite some dispute
he wouldn’t leave to my chagrin!
Old Freddie was drunk as a skunk,
and clambered onto our top bunk
But he fell to the floor -
how he ranted and swore,
I’m wary next time he gets drunk!
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