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Unhappy New Year

With champagne and plenty of gin,
we welcomed the brand New Year in
Fred got nissed as a pewt,
and despite some dispute
he wouldn’t leave to my chagrin!

Old Freddie was drunk as a skunk,
and clambered onto our top bunk
But he fell to the floor -
how he ranted and swore,
I’m wary next time he gets drunk!

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12/25/18

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Lindsay Laurie Date: 12/28/2018 7:56:00 PM G'day Jan … good old alcohol has a wonderful perception of the world through the light of empty bottles - good one Jan - Lindsay Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 12/29/2018 2:39:00 AM True Lindsay:-( hugs Jan xx

Andrea Dietrich Date: 12/27/2018 9:25:00 PM haha, Love that name you used! I always enjoy rhyming names like Fred or Tom! I heard you wrote something for the shark in the soup? but i can't find it!! Did you? Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 12/28/2018 3:43:00 AM I have a few stock names I like to use I quite often use Ted and Sue :-) hugs Jan xx

Paul Callus Date: 12/27/2018 4:36:00 PM I am wittily intoxicated, Jan!! An excellent way to start the new year in a happy mood, though not the same can be said of old Fred!! Hugs // paul Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 12/27/2018 4:46:00 PM Thanks Paul, makes me so glad I rarely drink and when i do it is a tiny amount, am on antibiotics at the moment so can't drink anyway:-) hope you all had the most amazing Christmas:-) hugs Jan xx

Arthur Vaso Date: 12/27/2018 4:45:00 AM That was infinite dot comments!!! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 12/27/2018 4:48:00 AM oh gosh I remember the fun we had with that form a few years back pmsl!!!! this comment is an accolade far better than any potw/potd lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Arthur Vaso Date: 12/27/2018 4:44:00 AM :) :) Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 12/27/2018 4:46:00 AM :-) xx

John Gondolf Date: 12/26/2018 7:57:00 PM Good one, Jan, best of luck in the contest. John Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 12/26/2018 8:56:00 PM Thanks John:-) hugs jan xx

Carolyn Devonshire Date: 12/26/2018 3:48:00 PM Though booze turns some men into romantics, look what they get for their antics. Love your witty limerick, Jan. Best wishes in Shadow's contest! Hugs, Carolyn Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 12/26/2018 8:53:00 PM Thanks Carolyn, of course too much booze can cause havoc to a guy's todger lol:-( hugs jan xx

Kim Rodrigues Date: 12/26/2018 11:48:00 AM Intoxication - the gift that keeps on giving! LOL Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 12/26/2018 8:52:00 PM oh very clever Kim:-) hugs Jan xx Carolyn Devonshire Date: 12/26/2018 3:41:00 PM Good one, Kim!

John Lawless Date: 12/26/2018 8:20:00 AM ...NEW YEARS EVE.....often called "AMATEUR NIGHT" by those who close the bars on a regular basis..... Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 12/26/2018 7:05:00 PM lol John:-) hugs Jan xx

Chris Green Date: 12/26/2018 7:59:00 AM Moderation is the key to everything except your wonderful Limericks Jan. You can pour a round of those anytime you want. :) Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 12/26/2018 7:03:00 PM aww thanks Chris:-) hugs jan xx

Mystic Rose Rose Date: 12/26/2018 6:43:00 AM Its serves him right that little skunk to climb onto your bunk, glad he got into a funk after he got drunk, lol, You make me smile the day after xmas. that is great success Jan, Love you, recoup and enjoy the peace of the day after. Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 12/26/2018 6:47:00 AM Thanks Pixie, hope you had a marvellous day! we are going to canapes and wine at friends now but I can't (and rarely) drink as I am on antibiotics. then we meet more friends later in the afternoon:-) hugs Jan xx

Ilene Bauer Date: 12/25/2018 5:57:00 PM well done, jan! i hope you had a wonderful christmas with your family... Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 12/25/2018 6:59:00 PM Having my son home was the only present I wanted, we had a very simple family christmas, been an amazing day until disaster struck and the dishwasher started to leak all over the kitchen floor, all three of us pulled together to deal with the mayhem, the dishwasher is now outside and I had to do about 85% of it by hand, hubby is getting the stragglers lol. a Christmas I will never forget for so many reasons!:-) hugs jan xx

Matthew Anish Date: 12/25/2018 5:50:00 PM It is a fun poem! Peace & Love Matthew Anish Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 12/25/2018 5:56:00 PM Thanks Matthew I am not a new year fan and don't celebrate it and most certainly wont be getting drunk as a skunk, I rarely drink alcohol but I am also on a course of antibiotics and can't drink anyway. someone we were once friends with in a terrible state with alcohol issues, its really heartbreaking she is such a mess:-( hugs Jan xx

Connie Marcum Wong Date: 12/25/2018 5:31:00 PM These were a treat Jan! You always delight with your Limericks. Have a great night! Merry Christmas! I know Santa delivered you just what you wanted...your son home! : ) xxoo Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 12/25/2018 5:34:00 PM Yes he's home and we had the best Christmas ever, just togetherness as a family and that is so so precious:-) hugs jan xx

Anne-Lise Andresen Date: 12/25/2018 5:08:00 PM - A really funny one, Jan :) - I've heard: After one glass of alcohol ... one feels younger ... after two glasses ... one feels like a new man ... and after eight glasses ... one pee in the pants and crawls home :) - Luck in the contest - hugs // Anne-Lise :) Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 12/25/2018 5:27:00 PM yeuk at 8 pints and peeing your pants, a horrid state to be in:-( hugs Jan xx

Ann Gilmour Date: 12/25/2018 3:59:00 PM Haha that is so funny Jan, especially Fred getting nissed as a pewt, haha... Good luck in the competition, though I am sure you will get a top placement as it is full of humour with undertones of what over indulgence can do. Kindest thoughts Ann xx Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 12/25/2018 4:13:00 PM Its a premiere contest so I'm not sure if it will appeal to Shadow or not but sadly there is a lot of over indulgence at this time of year:-( hugs Jan x

Alexis Y. Date: 12/25/2018 3:38:00 PM Lol! Jan , This is funny. Apt for the upcoming New Year! Freddie shouldn't have mixed Champagne and Gin. Good photo and videos as well. I wish you the best of luck in the contest. Merry Christmas my friend:-)Alexis Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 12/25/2018 3:45:00 PM Makes me glad I don't drink much Alexis and I'm on antibiotics for another 6 days so I couldn't drink if I wanted to I see so many issues with drink - the police here have already arrested more for drink driving than last year and they will be busy with drink related incidents up to the new year. Sadly some folk just don;t know when to stop:-( hugs Jan, Hope youhad a wonderful time with your family:-) hugs Jan xx