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The Dancing: the Return ThereofPrelude
After banishing my foe off to hell
The Lord took pity on my soul
And returned it to my undead shell
Again, I was alive and whole
But the consequences of a second chance
Meant that I would have...
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drunk as a skunk, allusion, analogy, angst, anxiety, dance, dark, metaphor,
Form:
Rhyme
The Night Before New Year's'Twas the night before the New Year. Gawd! All the beer had gone dry
Not a house or a tavern could renew our supply.
Was I too drunk to recall if what followed was fact?
While we drunks...
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drunk as a skunk, drink, humor, new year,
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Rhyme
Good Ol' Triple-Six and the Eternal Drive-By - Part 2- and, anyway, who breaks wind over double-M, a. k. a. Manson,
Marilyn?
I'll give a ride on my razor any day to
The-Second-Prime-of-Nine-to-the-Sixth,
who was around long before CD's, DVD's, MTV, and YOU / MYtube,
spitting out the healing...
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Categories:
drunk as a skunk, hope, inspirational, jesus,
Form:
Free verse
Giv'Us a PushI was in a deep and needed sleep, and having dreams of something beaut.
I could feel these gorgeous arms around me and other things that’s cute,
For Elle was pleading with me not to leave...
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drunk as a skunk, humorous, , cute,
Form:
Rhyme
Fancy Stress - Collaboration With the Amazing Nina ParmenterThere’s a party tonight so I bouffe up my hair
Pamper and powder my sweet derrière,
Arrive at the door, all done up to impress.....
Oh man, I forgot! Invite said “fancy dress”!
Pete and Sue are here, seems...
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drunk as a skunk, celebration, clothes, humorous,
Form:
Rhyme
Night Clubbing HuhScampi in a basket Plastic palm trees
A 70#s night club in Rotherham
They called Tiffany's.
Ever Friday night me and my mates would hit town
Go on a pub crawl and then later
Boogie on down.
I recall how the...
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Categories:
drunk as a skunk, funny, growing up, hilarious, loneliness, night, social,
Form:
Free verse
Mary Sue Hank Next Door My Hog And HoundogSometimes I wake up in the middle of the night
In my ramshackle torn straw old bed
The mice are chewing my toes
And the bedbugs bite
Elephants dancing in my head
I think to myself
"It's not...
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Categories:
drunk as a skunk, angst, cat, dog, longing,
Form:
Free verse
In An Average LifetimeIn a average lifetime, humans usually eat
About sixty thousand pounds of food
That's equal to the weight of six elephants
But the elephants have to be nude
Half of all Americans over fifty
No longer possess their own choppers
Be...
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Categories:
drunk as a skunk, life,
Form:
Rhyme
I Pleaded the FifthThere's a story from Dixon
About some ole drunk
Who came in the courtroom
Drunk as a skunk
When asked by the judge
Sir how do you plea
He pulled out a 5th
And said this ones on me
Unsure what he...
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Categories:
drunk as a skunk, celebrity, fun, funny, humorous, hyperbole, judgement, parody,
Form:
Lyric
Silly FactsIn a average lifetime, humans usually eat
About sixty thousand pounds of food
That's equal to the weight of six elephants
But the elephants have to be nude
Half of all Americans over fifty-five
No longer possess their own choppers
Be...
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Categories:
drunk as a skunk, funny, world,
Form:
Quatrain
Coyote CallSure I was drunk, drunk as a skunk and stuffed to the gills, as well!
My eyes were leaking Sailors Rum that must’ve been cooked in hell!
Lord knows I like a healthy jolt that drowns the...
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Categories:
drunk as a skunk, humorous,
Form:
Rhyme
Young and RecklessGot drunk as a skunk, at a debutante
Eye catching tat I want. With no regrets
a masterpiece of art that I can flaunt
clearly expressing my love for Begretz
Fritz loves Begretz on a red ...
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Categories:
drunk as a skunk, art, funny, love, retirement,
Form:
Sonnet
Crazy ThoughtsIt's been estimated that at any one time
One per cent of the world is drunk
Actually thought it'd be a whole lot higher
My friends are always drunk as a skunk
World's shortest man was 20 inches tall
Had...
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Categories:
drunk as a skunk, fun,
Form:
Quatrain
Drunk As a DogDrunk as a Dog
By Elton Camp
Some similes don’t make much sense at all
Like the intoxicated, “drunk as a dog” to call
“Drunk as a skunk” is also heard all the time
But I figure that is because...
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Categories:
drunk as a skunk, funnyold, dog, dog, old,
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Rhyme
Crazy Thoughts No 5It's been estimated that at any one time
One per cent of the world is drunk
Actually thought it'd be a whole lot higher
My friends are always drunk as a skunk
World's shortest man was 20 inches tall
Had...
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Categories:
drunk as a skunk, funny, world,
Form:
Quatrain
Redneck HousefireThe redneck was drunk as a skunk
Couple of dozen beers he had drunk
Staggered round the corner into his street
He noticed the flames and searing heat
Was burning fast and the flames got...
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Categories:
drunk as a skunk, hilarious,
Form:
Rhyme
It Takes Me BackI remember my cousin so adventurous
Carpe Diem was the way he lived
In the fast lane his motive was obvious
Now without him life is
One big cul de sac
Back then I drank Tip Top
For the...
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Categories:
drunk as a skunk, absence, adventure, change, i miss you, meaningful,
Form:
I do not know?
In My Mind Theres a FunkIn my mind there’s a funk
Does not mean that I’m sunk
If I drink then I’m drunk
Be as drunk as a skunk
Not so much that I stunk
Falling into my bunk
Never act like a punk
If I fail...
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Categories:
drunk as a skunk, imagination, life
Form:
Rhyme
Paddy Got In a Paddy On St Patrick's DayPaddy’s drinking with his buddy Shaun
In fancy dress as a leprechaun
To be part of the scene
They wear emerald green
and get bladdered before break of dawn!
Old Paddy supped ten pints of brown ale
And then drunk as...
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Categories:
drunk as a skunk, drink, ireland,
Form:
Limerick