Crazy Time At the Bar Contest

I sat down and ordered a drink She walked in dressed in pink As I looked over I gave her a wink Little did I know I was laying on the floor Drunk as a skunk now seeing a monk Pink elephants I did see Boy, I sure had to pee I lifted myself up from the floor Next thing I knew they were, Escorting me out the door Contest: Craziest Time At Sponsored by: Caren Krustinger Date Created: 08/18/2020 64 words, I think I had to count them in my head