Drunk As a Skunk

Drink to the rain falling down
Drink to the tears of a clown
Drink to get drunk
Drunk as a skunk
Drinks on the skunk, he's buyin' a round!

Has anyone seen a skunk drunk from a drink?
It's not a pretty sight you would think
They can hold their liqueur
And they can drink much quicker
They can't drive, but they do drink and stink!
Copyright © | Year Posted 2020

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August 25, 2020 at 5:45 PM
Funny + clever. Enjoyed the read. Be well. Brian
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