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Dental Poems - Poems about Dental

Premium Member Dental Doings
Darn Dentist Dreadful deed Damned if you do Dah! Damned if you don’t Disturbing drill din daunts Drat! Delectable doughnuts Digging deep childhood cavities Done! Drear disposition diminished Displaying the dazzling disarming smile...

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Categories: dental, humorous,
Form: Etheree
Premium Member Dental Drama
A tiger tooth puller named Keith Growled, Donkey I must check your teeth Donkey started to bray Saying, "Don’t block my way I’m needing urgent pain relief"! ...

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Categories: dental, humorous, pain,
Form: Limerick



Premium Member Five Minutes
Dentist appointments cause me to linger, Someplace betwixt dread and the blackness, Fright’s version of despair, Wistful and aching with silent prayers, Silent, silence, soundless – still, All the reasons, the responses, the requisites, For those hours, endless times Spent, losing my mind, With mouth opened to oblige Fingers pressed against my gums, Forcing the enemy’s needles, Taste of lidocaine, breathing in and out, Through...

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Categories: dental, angst, anxiety, health,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Dental Rockstar
I went to the dentist It had been awhile Yet after much drilling Followed by filling The bills heaped in a pile He said come twice a year Or try to make it three Brush three times a day And floss the right way And maybe just maybe You’ll be a dental star Which sounded bizarre But did what I was told Though received a scold From that dental...

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Categories: dental, crazy, health, repetition,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Their Teeth Hurt
If you are fortunate to be able to have you and your family's dental needs taken care of- thank the good Lord when you pray, because many in our midst cannot make a dental appointment on any given day. Men, women, children are struggling with tooth decay, their teeth hurt, dentists out there, I'm not trying to be curt. The high cost of...

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Categories: dental, 6th grade, 7th grade,
Form: Rhyme



Premium Member Dental Hygienists Bridge
flossing crossing...

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Categories: dental, word play,
Form: Footle
An Unusual Morning After a Dental Appointment
little birds flying around my legs and feet unless i got some food, no way do they want to meet i enjoy them in flight, being all free oh, Sweet Mama, how i wish that was me the water is their seductress as well as their mirror it is within this much needed Peace where i see things so much...

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Categories: dental, animal, nature, peace, silence,
Form: Rhyme
Exams the Dental Assistant Stress Test
It was the exam of all exams to test the mind....The Soul....Phyiscal agility...Years of Coordination, and Comprehension Skills.... I went for a walk and the pool had a leak I happen to go ito the store and found a New Hubba Bubba Brand..... I looked at it before I chewed and saw that it...

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Categories: dental, anxiety, work,
Form: Free verse
My Dental Horn Haiku
My Dental Horn Haiku Swing and Sway with Tooth Decay (Sammy Kaye) we would swing and sway had heard about tooth decay was to our dismay do need dental care at mouth she started to stare teeth beyond compare did have his consent would know what my dentist meant cavities prevent we found a fable dentist lives in a stable goes to work when able his office is plush on...

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Categories: dental, analogy,
Form: Haiku
Dental Torture Blues
Sitting in the dental chair Undergoing dental surgery While the dentist probes, And tortures me With his instruments of pain, The Frank Zappa song plays over and over The torture never stops The torture never stops. And I think of the mad dentist In Little House of Horrors The Jack Nicolson character Who screams Pain is good As he assaults his patients Doing root canals Without anesthesia And so I...

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Categories: dental, drug, pain,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Dental Doodad
There once was an old geezer named bob who loved to munch on corn on the cob but since he wore false teeth kernels got underneath and so he'd turn them down with a sob. Sitting on the can he read an add touting a brand new fancy doodad so he pulled up his pants got some dental implants and chomps more corn...

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Categories: dental, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Dental Drama
~ DENTAL DRAMA ~ ...

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Categories: dental, humor, image, memory, pain,
Form: Couplet
Premium Member Dental Drama
My dentist’s such a sadistic guy No injection, I emit a cry Open mouthed at his bill Pain is much worse until Quite slyly I knee him in his fly! 1/10/19...

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Categories: dental, health, humorous,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member My Teeth Are Awful Today
My teeth are awful today. The left side feels sixty inches higher than the right. They clench together angrily. Waking me out of a sleep of sorts. Oh, you do not want dentures, they say. But do they have these horrible little chomped down split teeth? Do they have these enamel-less hurt and cracked, dry, smack around, hurt my bleeding gums, teeth? Do they have...

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Categories: dental, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Prose Poetry
Premium Member My Teeth Are Old and Mean
My teeth are mean They are old and sad I grind them keen I make them mad My gums are red And raw and sore Dental words I do abhor Dental cleanings Are not fair I nearly jump Out of the chair I have had bad teeth Since I was little They break and bark They are quite brittle But since I need them daily Even though they make me weep I...

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Categories: dental, life,
Form: Rhyme

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