Short Dental Poems
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Bonuses
Incentives
Medical
Dental
Movement
Advancement
Stressed
Depressed
Longing
Wanting
Impatient
Distant
Anemic
Homesick
Tired
Uninspired
my dentist seemed well suited
some friends though this disputed
but after a quack
at my dental plaque
i found him well web footed.
there might be someone
better and brighter than you,
but don't despair. laugh
or cry, but make sure you have
lots of dental floss and tissue.
The Buddhist monk
Following dental examination
Refused an injection
For his required dental extrication
Instead he chose to
Transcend dental medication
Form:
My dentist’s such a sadistic guy
No injection, I emit a cry
Open mouthed at his bill
Pain is much worse until
Quite slyly I knee him in his fly!
1/10/19
Copper, tin, silver, porcelain and gold
Dental filling materials all sold
Beware of bargains
From them you should run
If teeth in your mouth you want to behold
What I liked about him was this:
He was cotton candy on some days
And dental floss on others —
A guilty pleasure, sweet and light
Or wholesome, fresh breath to set a day right
A tiger tooth puller named Keith
Growled, Donkey I must check your teeth
Donkey started to bray
Saying, "Don’t block my way
I’m needing urgent pain relief"!
There once was a young dentist called Claire
Upon scanning a dental repair
Very soon was red faced
When she took in her haste
X-rays showing her own derrière.
1/ 20/ 2019.
This does not hurt much the lying dentist said
As he brought the nine-inch syringe close to my head
I refused to open my mouth for a week and a day
The dental office billed me for every hour anyway
Abounding and Surrounding
Great dental abilities did seem to be abounding;
Around me was wonderful service surrounding;
And each day,
Wanted to stay
Satisfaction was in words and their sounding.
Jim Horn
Here lie a dentist and his wife.
Long in the tooth they left this life.
Young Smith inherits in the will
Two gold crowns and a dental drill!
13/09/18
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The pumpkin rolls eyes in the dark and bounces
along. It’s uncanny how candy flounces.
A boy in a hurry.
Sweet teeth, they should worry.
The dental charge - cavities by the ounces.
10/27/2022
There was a man from Tennessee,
who claimed had more money than me-
I thought he had lied,
opened his mouth wide,
spent more on dental bills than he!
Female- Garnet
Size 10
December 29, 2018
O, may the day soon arrive
when no dentist will thrive
The sound of their drill
a mere swallow of a pill
Fine careers may disappear
and dental schools fold
So, hold your applause
'til your dentist's too old
A Dental Alliteration
Both bearable breakable bicuspids became beautiful
by being blatantly brushed by me.
How is that for an alliteration? You don't have a
category for dental.
James Thomas Horn
Retired Veteran
Darn
Dentist
Dreadful deed
Damned if you do
Dah! Damned if you don’t
Disturbing drill din daunts
Drat! Delectable doughnuts
Digging deep childhood cavities
Done! Drear disposition diminished
Displaying the dazzling disarming smile
Thoughts on our collective mind
Not just the dental kind
Give thanks for what you've got
Cry not for what you are not
We are here to serve you well
That you, may others tell
Smiles to make you proud
Smiles to help you stand out from the crowd
Time takes its toll.
I am very sick
both medical and dental.
The time has come for me to take a break.
HOWEVER
I wish a Happy Christmas and a Healthy New Year to friends and not.
Hopefully, I'll be able to return.
Victor Buhagiar
I had a cavity, but they took it away, put holes in my head and metal and spray.
They took my wisdom teeth and left holes in my head if it gets infected then I’m as good as dead.
And although I have pristine dental health, I have no magical wisdom teeth now.
Form:
an eat sweets quitter
her teeth shine and do glitter
of our baby sitter
hope my teeth will stay
never leave or go astray
do brush every day
teeth were hard to bare
cavities were here and there
should brush them with care
Have dental appointment today.
Oh, how you brushed and washed me,
And lovingly dental flossed me -
How tragically you lost me,
When I was extracted from your skull
By an overzealous faerie,
Toothless, hideous and scary,
Who from kids like you, unwary,
Snatches denture teeth, which he can cull.
A man who went to jail
for stealing, told the judge:
“Your Honor, I hold no grudge:
with shelter, food, and clothing,
steady work, no debts or owing,
a four year college education,
health and dental care,
and weekend recreation,
only a fool would contradict
a jury’s so generous verdict.
Maggie was barking at me today
I did not know the reason why
She went to her green blanket
Then pawed at it and barked
I could not understand why
The reason for her barking, barking
Until I lifted up the green blanket
To see her dental bone
Ah! ..The mystery solved
She could not get her treat
Trump has been sighted
many people always slighted
he was delighted
by Trump we were told
on his party has a hold
image of him did mold
is trash like corn husk
Trump dental work showed a tusk
always did like Musk
of Trump had our fill
had failed to pay his each bill
which we knew he will