Short Dental Poems

A dentist was looking for his key
he went over a dental bridge 
and found the nickel 
and some traces by fusel....

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Bonuses 
Incentives
Medical
Dental
Movement
Advancement
Stressed
Depressed
Longing
Wanting
Impatient
Distant
Anemic
Homesick
Tired
Uninspired...

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my dentist seemed well suited

some friends though this disputed

but after a quack

at my dental plaque

i found him well web footed.
...

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there might be someone
better and brighter than you,
but don't despair.  laugh
or cry, but make sure  you have
lots of dental floss and tissue....

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The Buddhist monk
Following dental examination
Refused an injection
For his required dental extrication
Instead he chose to
Transcend dental medication...

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My dentist’s such a sadistic guy
No injection, I emit a cry
Open mouthed at his bill
Pain is much worse until
Quite slyly I knee him in his fly!

1/10/19...

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Copper, tin, silver, porcelain and gold
   Dental filling materials all sold
     Beware of bargains
     From them you should run
   If teeth in your mouth you want to behold...

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What I liked about him was this: 
He was cotton candy on some days
And dental floss on others —
A guilty pleasure, sweet and light
Or wholesome, fresh breath to set a day right...

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A tiger tooth puller named Keith
Growled, Donkey I must check your teeth
Donkey started to bray
Saying, "Don’t block my way
I’m needing urgent pain relief"!
...

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There once was a young dentist called Claire
    Upon scanning a dental repair
    Very soon was red faced
    When she took in her haste
    X-rays showing her own derrière.

    1/ 20/ 2019....

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This does not hurt much the lying dentist said
As he brought the nine-inch syringe close to my head
I refused to open my mouth for a week and a day
The dental office billed me for every hour anyway...

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Abounding and Surrounding

Great dental abilities did seem to be abounding;
Around me was wonderful service surrounding;
And each day,
Wanted to stay
Satisfaction was in words and their sounding.

Jim Horn...

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Here lie a dentist and his wife.
Long in the tooth they left this life.
Young Smith inherits in the will
Two gold crowns and a dental drill!


13/09/18


' A funny epitaph contest' : Sponsored by Jesse Rowe...

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The pumpkin rolls eyes in the dark and bounces
along. It’s uncanny how candy flounces.
A boy in a hurry.
Sweet teeth, they should worry.
The dental charge - cavities by the ounces.

10/27/2022...

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There was a man from Tennessee, 
who claimed had more money than me-
        I thought he had lied,
        opened his mouth wide,
spent more on dental bills than he!



Female- Garnet
Size 10

December 29, 2018...

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O, may the day soon arrive
  when no dentist will thrive
The sound of their drill
  a mere swallow of a pill

Fine careers may disappear
  and dental schools fold
So, hold your applause
  'til your dentist's too old...

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A Dental Alliteration

Both bearable breakable bicuspids became beautiful 
by being blatantly brushed by me.

How is that for an alliteration? You don't have a
category for dental.

James Thomas Horn
Retired Veteran...

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Darn 
Dentist 
Dreadful deed 
Damned if you do 
Dah! Damned if you don’t 
Disturbing drill din daunts 
Drat! Delectable doughnuts 
Digging deep childhood cavities 
Done! Drear disposition diminished 
Displaying the dazzling disarming smile...

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Thoughts on our collective mind
Not just the dental kind
Give thanks for what you've got
Cry not for what you are not

We are here to serve you well
That you, may others tell
Smiles to make you proud
Smiles to help you stand out from the crowd...

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Time takes its toll.
I am very sick
both medical and dental.

The time has come for me to take a break.

HOWEVER

I wish a Happy Christmas and a Healthy New Year to friends and not.

Hopefully, I'll be able to return.

Victor Buhagiar...

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I had a cavity, but they took it away, put holes in my head and metal and spray.

They took my wisdom teeth and left holes in my head if it gets infected then I’m as good as dead.

And although I have pristine dental health,  I have no magical wisdom teeth now....

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an eat sweets quitter
her teeth shine and do glitter
of our baby sitter

hope my teeth will stay
never leave or go astray
do brush every day

teeth were hard to bare
cavities were here and there
should brush them with care

Have dental appointment today....

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Oh, how you brushed and washed me, 
And lovingly dental flossed me -  
How tragically you lost me, 
When I was extracted from your skull 
By an overzealous faerie, 
Toothless, hideous and scary, 
Who from kids like you, unwary, 
Snatches denture teeth, which he can cull.  
 
...

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Maggie was barking at me today
I did not know the reason why
She went to her green blanket
Then pawed at it and barked
I could not understand why
The reason for her barking, barking
Until I lifted up the green blanket
To see her dental bone
Ah! ..The mystery solved
She could not get her treat...

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Trump has been sighted
many people always slighted
he was delighted

by Trump we were told
on his party has a hold
image of him did mold

is trash like corn husk
Trump dental work showed a tusk
always did like Musk

of Trump had our fill
had failed to pay his each bill
which we knew he will...

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