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My dentist’s such a sadistic guy
No injection, I emit a cry
Open mouthed at his bill
Pain is much worse until
Quite slyly I knee him in his fly!

1/10/19

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Date: 1/14/2019 10:37:00 AM
Just precious --- you knee gonna be ok?! LOL. A FAVE for me. :) gw
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Date: 1/14/2019 1:24:00 PM
lol GW pure fiction i wish it has been real with Mr Mcaine when I was a child he was a monster:-( hugs Jan xx
Date: 1/14/2019 10:17:00 AM
A witty abc style Limerick, Jan. Being sadistic, I bet your dentist was looking forward to being kneed!! Hugs // paul
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Date: 1/14/2019 1:24:00 PM
Pure fiction but a fun poem Paul lol:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 1/12/2019 8:22:00 AM
Good one Jan - lol - maybe he will change his attitude - Is this a true story? Funny after 15 years, I'm also looking for a dentist, think i'll skip yours! Poetry wishes, Jennifer.
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Date: 1/14/2019 1:23:00 PM
Pure fiction lol I wish it had been real especially with a childhood dentist he was a monster:-( I have no fear of dentists since I had my son and didn't want him not to go, I now have a lovely lady dentist:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 1/11/2019 11:21:00 PM
You are my hero! I hate these money grabbing, vile men who torture the mouth!!! ( ask me how I really feel LOL )
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Date: 1/14/2019 1:22:00 PM
I take it you don't like dentists Art lol:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 1/11/2019 8:15:00 PM
Excellent. SO much better than what I came up with!!
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Date: 1/14/2019 1:21:00 PM
I'm sticking with my doctor poem but this one is probably funnier:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 1/11/2019 2:35:00 PM
Lol..you crack me up Jan..Hope you and yours are fine dear.Happy New Year.
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Date: 1/14/2019 1:21:00 PM
Thanks Charma, happy new year to you and the family, hope 2019 is a great year for you:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 1/11/2019 9:35:00 AM
I can't stop laughing, This is another Jan Allison gem. So funny. Warmest Wishes~ Warren
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Date: 1/14/2019 1:20:00 PM
Thanks for boosting my spirits Warren not everyone likes my sense of humour then again they don't have to read my poop poems lol:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 1/10/2019 9:46:00 PM
LOL I got a laugh out of this. I have had my share of bad dentists but nothing like this. I have written about my bad experiences before. I enjoyed the read!
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Date: 1/14/2019 1:19:00 PM
Me too Julie but when I had my son i didn;t want him to be scared like I used to be so I found a very sympathetic dentist and never worry now:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 1/10/2019 7:37:00 PM
I had the misfortune to be in the USAF in Germany when military dentists sold their allotted novacain on the black market and drilled us the old-fashioned way. My toes never recovered. Too bad we could not use your solution! Aloha! Rico
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Date: 1/14/2019 1:18:00 PM
Maybe my solution will become patient's revenge and the dentists won't cause pain lol:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 1/10/2019 6:15:00 PM
Dare I comment being a dentist and all? Not on your life! Especially now, Jan!
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Date: 1/14/2019 1:17:00 PM
Thanks Caren:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 1/10/2019 5:51:00 PM
Lol! Jan, You excel at this form! This is funny. I can't stand the dentist. I see this another ABC limerick. Well done:-) Alexis
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Date: 1/14/2019 1:17:00 PM
Thanks Alexis:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 1/10/2019 5:02:00 PM
ha! nice one, jan! i also wrote about a dentist. best of luck in the contest...
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Date: 1/14/2019 1:17:00 PM
Thanks Ilene I'm sticking with my original poem about a doctor:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 1/10/2019 4:05:00 PM
G'day Jan … and you say your dentist is sadistic! - from a blokes point of view - your limericks are really good Jan - Lindsay
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Date: 1/14/2019 1:16:00 PM
lol thanks Lindsay:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 1/10/2019 12:48:00 PM
Ha Ha! Good one, Jan. Some of the dentists I've seen lately deserve this treatment. Best wishes in Joseph's contest! Hugs, Carolyn
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Date: 1/14/2019 1:16:00 PM
Just a fun poem Carolyn:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 1/10/2019 9:13:00 AM
Were you thinking as you kicked, "now it's my turn to drill him?" :) Fun Jan
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Date: 1/14/2019 1:15:00 PM
LOVE that comment Chris!:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 1/10/2019 8:48:00 AM
Hi Jan, hysterical limerick as always. You do know how to write these so well. My eyes are watering as I read the final line. Keep singing these gems my friend. have a wonderful Thursday. Hugs....Mike. XX
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Date: 1/14/2019 1:15:00 PM
Thanks Mike:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 1/10/2019 8:41:00 AM
LOL! ;D oh thAt's funny! Good luck in the contest <3 xomo!
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Date: 1/14/2019 1:15:00 PM
Thanks Mo I'm keeping with my original doctor poem for the contest:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 1/10/2019 7:44:00 AM
We've all gone dentist mad, must be that underlying fear lol, and if that's not enough you get anther shock on the way out with his bill. Tom.
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Date: 1/14/2019 1:11:00 PM
Thanks Tom, I've stayed with my original doctor poem for the contest:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 1/10/2019 7:28:00 AM
Ouch, I can almost feel the pain..lol Nice one, Jan hugs // Charlie xx
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Date: 1/14/2019 1:10:00 PM
Thanks Charlie:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 1/10/2019 7:15:00 AM
I hope yours gave you an injection if needed! Can't decide if I should put this in the contest instead of my original poem! Hugs Jan xx
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Date: 1/10/2019 6:43:00 AM
LOL, That's where I get to got today this is perfect for me!! GREAT JOB JAN!!
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Date: 1/10/2019 7:15:00 AM
Reply above for some reason it went as separate comment xx