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Dental Drama

My dentist’s such a sadistic guy
No injection, I emit a cry
Open mouthed at his bill
Pain is much worse until
Quite slyly I knee him in his fly!

1/10/19

Copyright © Jan Allison | Year Posted 2019

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Michelle Faulkner

January 27, 2019 at 3:43 PM

Too bad you couldn't stick a GREAT BIG needle there - fantastic Limerick!

January 22, 2019 at 3:41 PM

LOL, I bet a lot would like to do that

January 19, 2019 at 11:13 AM

Yes, getting the bill for dental work is very scary but we all have to face that from time to time. Enjoyed reading your work. Thanks for the visit to my page. Sara

January 21, 2019 at 10:17 AM

Thanks sara:-) hugs Jan xx

January 14, 2019 at 10:37 AM

Just precious --- you knee gonna be ok?! LOL. A FAVE for me. :) gw

January 14, 2019 at 1:24 PM

lol GW pure fiction i wish it has been real with Mr Mcaine when I was a child he was a monster:-( hugs Jan xx

January 14, 2019 at 10:17 AM

A witty abc style Limerick, Jan. Being sadistic, I bet your dentist was looking forward to being kneed!! Hugs // paul

January 14, 2019 at 1:24 PM

Pure fiction but a fun poem Paul lol:-) hugs jan xx

Jennifer Proxenos

January 12, 2019 at 8:22 AM

Good one Jan - lol - maybe he will change his attitude - Is this a true story? Funny after 15 years, I'm also looking for a dentist, think i'll skip yours! Poetry wishes, Jennifer.

January 14, 2019 at 1:23 PM

Pure fiction lol I wish it had been real especially with a childhood dentist he was a monster:-( I have no fear of dentists since I had my son and didn't want him not to go, I now have a lovely lady dentist:-) hugs Jan xx

January 11, 2019 at 11:21 PM

You are my hero! I hate these money grabbing, vile men who torture the mouth!!! ( ask me how I really feel LOL )

January 14, 2019 at 1:22 PM

I take it you don't like dentists Art lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Andrea Dietrich

January 11, 2019 at 8:15 PM

Excellent. SO much better than what I came up with!!

January 14, 2019 at 1:21 PM

I'm sticking with my doctor poem but this one is probably funnier:-) hugs Jan xx

Charmaine Chircop

January 11, 2019 at 2:35 PM

Lol..you crack me up Jan..Hope you and yours are fine dear.Happy New Year.

January 14, 2019 at 1:21 PM

Thanks Charma, happy new year to you and the family, hope 2019 is a great year for you:-) hugs jan xx

January 11, 2019 at 9:35 AM

I can't stop laughing, This is another Jan Allison gem. So funny. Warmest Wishes~ Warren

January 14, 2019 at 1:20 PM

Thanks for boosting my spirits Warren not everyone likes my sense of humour then again they don't have to read my poop poems lol:-) hugs Jan xx

January 10, 2019 at 7:37 PM

I had the misfortune to be in the USAF in Germany when military dentists sold their allotted novacain on the black market and drilled us the old-fashioned way. My toes never recovered. Too bad we could not use your solution! Aloha! Rico

January 14, 2019 at 1:18 PM

Maybe my solution will become patient's revenge and the dentists won't cause pain lol:-) hugs jan xx

Caren Krutsinger

January 10, 2019 at 6:15 PM

Dare I comment being a dentist and all? Not on your life! Especially now, Jan!

January 14, 2019 at 1:17 PM

Thanks Caren:-) hugs Jan xx

January 10, 2019 at 5:51 PM

Lol! Jan, You excel at this form! This is funny. I can't stand the dentist. I see this another ABC limerick. Well done:-) Alexis

January 14, 2019 at 1:17 PM

Thanks Alexis:-) hugs Jan xx

January 10, 2019 at 5:02 PM

ha! nice one, jan! i also wrote about a dentist. best of luck in the contest...

January 14, 2019 at 1:17 PM

Thanks Ilene I'm sticking with my original poem about a doctor:-) hugs Jan xx

January 10, 2019 at 4:05 PM

G'day Jan … and you say your dentist is sadistic! - from a blokes point of view - your limericks are really good Jan - Lindsay

January 14, 2019 at 1:16 PM

lol thanks Lindsay:-) hugs Jan xx

Carolyn Devonshire

January 10, 2019 at 12:48 PM

Ha Ha! Good one, Jan. Some of the dentists I've seen lately deserve this treatment. Best wishes in Joseph's contest! Hugs, Carolyn

January 14, 2019 at 1:16 PM

Just a fun poem Carolyn:-) hugs Jan xx

January 10, 2019 at 9:13 AM

Were you thinking as you kicked, "now it's my turn to drill him?" :) Fun Jan

January 14, 2019 at 1:15 PM

LOVE that comment Chris!:-) hugs Jan xx

Vladislav Raven

January 10, 2019 at 8:48 AM

Hi Jan, hysterical limerick as always. You do know how to write these so well. My eyes are watering as I read the final line. Keep singing these gems my friend. have a wonderful Thursday. Hugs....Mike. XX

January 14, 2019 at 1:15 PM

Thanks Mike:-) hugs Jan xx

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart

January 10, 2019 at 8:41 AM

LOL! ;D oh thAt's funny! Good luck in the contest <3 xomo!

January 14, 2019 at 1:15 PM

Thanks Mo I'm keeping with my original doctor poem for the contest:-) hugs Jan xx

January 10, 2019 at 7:44 AM

We've all gone dentist mad, must be that underlying fear lol, and if that's not enough you get anther shock on the way out with his bill. Tom.

January 14, 2019 at 1:11 PM

Thanks Tom, I've stayed with my original doctor poem for the contest:-) hugs Jan xx

Charles Messina

January 10, 2019 at 7:28 AM

Ouch, I can almost feel the pain..lol Nice one, Jan hugs // Charlie xx

January 14, 2019 at 1:10 PM

Thanks Charlie:-) hugs Jan xx

January 10, 2019 at 7:15 AM

I hope yours gave you an injection if needed! Can't decide if I should put this in the contest instead of my original poem! Hugs Jan xx

January 10, 2019 at 6:43 AM

LOL, That's where I get to got today this is perfect for me!! GREAT JOB JAN!!

January 10, 2019 at 7:15 AM

Reply above for some reason it went as separate comment xx

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