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My dentist’s such a sadistic guy
No injection, I emit a cry
Open mouthed at his bill
Pain is much worse until
Quite slyly I knee him in his fly!

1/10/19

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Michelle Faulkner

Date: 1/27/2019 3:43:00 PM

Too bad you couldn't stick a GREAT BIG needle there - fantastic Limerick!

Jack Horne

Date: 1/22/2019 3:41:00 PM

LOL, I bet a lot would like to do that

Sara Kendrick

Date: 1/19/2019 11:13:00 AM

Yes, getting the bill for dental work is very scary but we all have to face that from time to time. Enjoyed reading your work. Thanks for the visit to my page. Sara

Jan Allison
Date: 1/21/2019 10:17:00 AM

Thanks sara:-) hugs Jan xx

Gershon Wolf

Date: 1/14/2019 10:37:00 AM

Just precious --- you knee gonna be ok?! LOL. A FAVE for me. :) gw

Jan Allison
Date: 1/14/2019 1:24:00 PM

lol GW pure fiction i wish it has been real with Mr Mcaine when I was a child he was a monster:-( hugs Jan xx

Paul Callus

Date: 1/14/2019 10:17:00 AM

A witty abc style Limerick, Jan. Being sadistic, I bet your dentist was looking forward to being kneed!! Hugs // paul

Jan Allison
Date: 1/14/2019 1:24:00 PM

Pure fiction but a fun poem Paul lol:-) hugs jan xx

Jennifer Proxenos

Date: 1/12/2019 8:22:00 AM

Good one Jan - lol - maybe he will change his attitude - Is this a true story? Funny after 15 years, I'm also looking for a dentist, think i'll skip yours! Poetry wishes, Jennifer.

Jan Allison
Date: 1/14/2019 1:23:00 PM

Pure fiction lol I wish it had been real especially with a childhood dentist he was a monster:-( I have no fear of dentists since I had my son and didn't want him not to go, I now have a lovely lady dentist:-) hugs Jan xx

Arthur Vaso

Date: 1/11/2019 11:21:00 PM

You are my hero! I hate these money grabbing, vile men who torture the mouth!!! ( ask me how I really feel LOL )

Jan Allison
Date: 1/14/2019 1:22:00 PM

I take it you don't like dentists Art lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 1/11/2019 8:15:00 PM

Excellent. SO much better than what I came up with!!

Jan Allison
Date: 1/14/2019 1:21:00 PM

I'm sticking with my doctor poem but this one is probably funnier:-) hugs Jan xx

Charmaine Chircop

Date: 1/11/2019 2:35:00 PM

Lol..you crack me up Jan..Hope you and yours are fine dear.Happy New Year.

Jan Allison
Date: 1/14/2019 1:21:00 PM

Thanks Charma, happy new year to you and the family, hope 2019 is a great year for you:-) hugs jan xx

Warren Doll

Date: 1/11/2019 9:35:00 AM

I can't stop laughing, This is another Jan Allison gem. So funny. Warmest Wishes~ Warren

Jan Allison
Date: 1/14/2019 1:20:00 PM

Thanks for boosting my spirits Warren not everyone likes my sense of humour then again they don't have to read my poop poems lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Rico Leffanta

Date: 1/10/2019 7:37:00 PM

I had the misfortune to be in the USAF in Germany when military dentists sold their allotted novacain on the black market and drilled us the old-fashioned way. My toes never recovered. Too bad we could not use your solution! Aloha! Rico

Jan Allison
Date: 1/14/2019 1:18:00 PM

Maybe my solution will become patient's revenge and the dentists won't cause pain lol:-) hugs jan xx

Caren Krutsinger

Date: 1/10/2019 6:15:00 PM

Dare I comment being a dentist and all? Not on your life! Especially now, Jan!

Jan Allison
Date: 1/14/2019 1:17:00 PM

Thanks Caren:-) hugs Jan xx

Alexis Y.

Date: 1/10/2019 5:51:00 PM

Lol! Jan, You excel at this form! This is funny. I can't stand the dentist. I see this another ABC limerick. Well done:-) Alexis

Jan Allison
Date: 1/14/2019 1:17:00 PM

Thanks Alexis:-) hugs Jan xx

Ilene Bauer

Date: 1/10/2019 5:02:00 PM

ha! nice one, jan! i also wrote about a dentist. best of luck in the contest...

Jan Allison
Date: 1/14/2019 1:17:00 PM

Thanks Ilene I'm sticking with my original poem about a doctor:-) hugs Jan xx

Lindsay Laurie

Date: 1/10/2019 4:05:00 PM

G'day Jan … and you say your dentist is sadistic! - from a blokes point of view - your limericks are really good Jan - Lindsay

Jan Allison
Date: 1/14/2019 1:16:00 PM

lol thanks Lindsay:-) hugs Jan xx

Carolyn Devonshire

Date: 1/10/2019 12:48:00 PM

Ha Ha! Good one, Jan. Some of the dentists I've seen lately deserve this treatment. Best wishes in Joseph's contest! Hugs, Carolyn

Jan Allison
Date: 1/14/2019 1:16:00 PM

Just a fun poem Carolyn:-) hugs Jan xx

Chris Green

Date: 1/10/2019 9:13:00 AM

Were you thinking as you kicked, "now it's my turn to drill him?" :) Fun Jan

Jan Allison
Date: 1/14/2019 1:15:00 PM

LOVE that comment Chris!:-) hugs Jan xx

Vladislav Raven

Date: 1/10/2019 8:48:00 AM

Hi Jan, hysterical limerick as always. You do know how to write these so well. My eyes are watering as I read the final line. Keep singing these gems my friend. have a wonderful Thursday. Hugs....Mike. XX

Jan Allison
Date: 1/14/2019 1:15:00 PM

Thanks Mike:-) hugs Jan xx