My Dental Horn Haiku

My Dental Horn Haiku

Swing and Sway with Tooth Decay (Sammy Kaye)

we would swing and sway
had heard about tooth decay
was to our dismay

do need dental care
at mouth she started to stare
teeth beyond compare

did have his consent
would know what my dentist meant
cavities prevent

we found a fable
dentist lives in a stable
goes to work when able

his office is plush
on dentist do have a crush
must be sure to brush

he will let me in
dentist is my next of kin
took my teeth for a spin

am a horny toad
my dentist does have a code
brush teeth or hit the road

my case was mental
when in office that is dental
hope they are gentle

had heard a Horn pun
when my dentist had been done
was second to none

when life would waiver
dentist was my life saver
on best behavior

mind in mental traps
did have a mental mishapse
our bride would collapse

you need a mascot
which you know will hit the spot
in store can be bought

this is all for now
my head I will have to bow
God me did endow

Copyright © | Year Posted 2021



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