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My Dental Horn Haiku

My Dental Horn Haiku Swing and Sway with Tooth Decay (Sammy Kaye) we would swing and sway had heard about tooth decay was to our dismay do need dental care at mouth she started to stare teeth beyond compare did have his consent would know what my dentist meant cavities prevent we found a fable dentist lives in a stable goes to work when able his office is plush on dentist do have a crush must be sure to brush he will let me in dentist is my next of kin took my teeth for a spin am a horny toad my dentist does have a code brush teeth or hit the road my case was mental when in office that is dental hope they are gentle had heard a Horn pun when my dentist had been done was second to none when life would waiver dentist was my life saver on best behavior mind in mental traps did have a mental mishapse our bride would collapse you need a mascot which you know will hit the spot in store can be bought this is all for now my head I will have to bow God me did endow

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